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💀DarkDan😱

@dannyguts.bsky.social
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cliff Curtis?!
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Thanksgiving plans so Im watching movies for 3 days straight. Started with Deep Rising, just yelped when Famke Jansen showed up
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You'd think someone with such a high net worth would be able to keep even a shred of dignity
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Essentially, despite the characters having mostly liberal values, its worldview is pretty conservative, ie. it punishes characters for having sex, idolizes monogamous relationships/traditional values, pulling yourself up and building a business, etc. Not right wing but definitely conservative
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had this same thing happen with Gilmore Girls
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is amazing
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a former record store worker, it is my experience that it was usually the customers who wanted to tell me everything they knew
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 23/09/2026
THE DEVILS (1971), RT if you agree
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie Decline, got it
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US already got a do over. A mulligan. A second chance. Much of the world, especially US allies, were ready to write off Trump’s first term as a fluke. The American people’s choice to put him back in power—as a convicted felon, after an openly bigoted, anti-democracy campaign—showed it was not.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resectfully
The pale lady from scary stories to tell in the dark
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, I'd like to see ol Jack Reacher punch his way out of THIS jam! *Reacher punches his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I heard it as Jemaine first haha, then realized I could also hear it as Brett
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love how you can hear the middle bit in either voice
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yknow who I always love to see? Zahn Mclarnon.
Actor Zahn Mclarnon
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Personally I'm a fan of "who cares? That doesn't matter. Why are you asking me about that?" as a response to this line of questioning
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didnt even see that one, thats a bummer
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yea, dude was my hero from ages 14-24, seeing that shit made me feel Timmy putting old yeller down
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I did a real 100 to 0 when I found out Kai Hansen put out a solo album this year, then saw the cover art
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Well yea, we're actively working to destroy your country, but you should know a lot of us are secretly happy you're standing up for yourselves" fuck off
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I generally try to keep it silly on here, but this genuinely pisses me off, and is part of the reason I don't trust your country anymore no matter who is president.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Then why aren't they doing anything about it?
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Wild Pink is a banger
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Man, I remember having to wait in line for 3 hours on a Tuesday morning to buy advanced tickets, then having to show up 6 hours early for that screening because seats were GA
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yea, I mean I want good bike infrastructure BECAUSE cyclists drive like assholes lol. Give them their own space to do that
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Damn, he got'em
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ive been calling Elon a loser since 2015
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"The robot agreed"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Dobby’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I take a lot of comfort in knowing that if I ever met Javier Bardem we could just shoot the shit about Judas Priest
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Man,was he trying to hit him?
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just bought the Shredder Orpheus blu ray sight unseen because of that sales pitch
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, my God. Nicest guy. Was on the Pogues bill at Carnegie with him. His love of music was palpable, infectious, radiant. I’ve seldom seen a musician as connected to the moment of the song as he was that night, in deep communion with the song & the people playing it. So many felt it. Hard loss.
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The fact that I'm never gonna get to see Glen Hansard live again, but these ghouls yelling at Dr. Fauci get to keep putting hate into the world makes me profoundly sad
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yea, its a mix of the MCU being trash at this point and they hired a terrible director. In an alternate universe I'd be very excited
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Real Monkey's Paw situation for me
Ryan Gosling as Ghost Rider, which would be good news if it wasn't in the MCU and being directed by fucking Shawn Levvy
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Alright, I think this app is gonna work out, so here's a list of shit Im into: Horror Movies Action Movies Genre/B movies Heavy Metal/Punk/Hardcore/Angry music Ska music Springsteen and anything inspired by Springsteen Sitcoms/Cartoons If you see this and also like this stuff drop me a rec!
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There is never a bad time for Werewolves of London
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Somebody needs to kick Adam Carollas ass
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scrooge in Muppet Christmas Carol meme.

Scrooge: you there boy! What day is it?

Boy: dude Lindsey Graham died

Scrooge: holy shit
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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💀DarkDan😱 @dannyguts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Unstoppable
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
my husband is doing fantasy baseball for the first time. he does not follow baseball. his team is run entirely by our 10yo neighbor, who gets a split of his winnings if she helps my husband defeat the rest of the league. they’re in 1st place! but now, a problem: today she left for sleepaway camp
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/06/2026
Me finding out Culver's is for rich people
Rich Pooh
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