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Nick Moran @nemoran.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love it when New Yorker articles include Lydia Davis-length, self-contained short stories within feature articles, such as in this example about the ubiquity of storage centers.
Last year, a retired Episcopal priest 1 know was asked to perform an exorcism at a storage facility. "A man told me after church one Sunday that for a couple of weeks he had felt an evil physical presence on his chest in bed at night, and that it was trying to kill him," he said.
The man also heard noises in the walls, at home and at work, and he had decided that the cause was a demon inhabiting an antique wardrobe he had bought: a large piece of brown. The Episcopal Church's "Book of Occasional Services" has a section on exorcisms, which priests can perform as a last resort in certain cir-cumstances. The man's situation didn't qualify, but the liturgy for "Celebration for a Home," in the same book, includes the invocation "Let the mighty power of the Holy God be present in this place to banish from it every unclean spirit."The priest and a colleague went from room to room in the man's house, reading prayers from that liturgy and sprinkling holy water, and then did the same in his storage unit, to which he had banished the wardrobe. His wife later told the priest that her husband had felt relief for a few days, but that the real cause of his torment had probably been a brain tumor.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: MLB SCORES PLEASE Area: Dawson, GA, USA Type: Boeing 757-200 A: #a0b6e3c3374 F: #fb341688191
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hear there’s a big hole in the middle of this guy’s research
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man on the metro train holding a sign that just says no in large black letters
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So much so I bought the hat
Man in a white hat with a blue cornflower corningware embroidery. He’s also wearing a mask.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walden can still prevail if Mike pence has the courage.
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🌭
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a flimflam ham scam
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hi woe, I’m dad
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Dan Silverman @dmsilverman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
New study shows that — contra widely accepted narratives — there is NO EVIDENCE that professors change their students’ politics and make them more liberal through their teaching
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
street sign that says “Goth St”
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Speak for yourself, I used an aardvark just the other day
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
uberwrench
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Make Donald Stumpf Again
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Concerning
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Great day to be a Hater. As it is every day
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think Andy Beshear gets to appoint his replacement
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
::reads the Declaration of Independence:: Wow this shit goes hard. I want to live in that country.
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Eddie Guardado
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
John Rambo never went to Vietnam
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
As ur father I just want to say I'm proud of u
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Lexington Herald-Leader @kentucky.com · 15/06/2026
This writer says the common people of Kentucky are not getting enough of a voice when it comes to shaping policy.
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Kentucky Cannot Build Good Higher Education Policy Through Echo Chambers | Opinion
This writer says the common people of Kentucky are not getting enough of a voice when it comes to shaping policy.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/03/2026
‘You couldn’t make that today’ and it’s just a living wage.
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When you become a trillionaire, you should get immediately launched into space. (This should also happen when you become a billionaire.)
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Popper @popper59.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oh oui que j,aprouve ce Hamdog,oh que oui !!!!👨‍🍳
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pictures you can’t hear
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good night.
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Spent the weekend camping in the woods. Didn’t think about Donald Trump once.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What's really astonishing is not the far right authoritarian party doing this, but the near-total lack of <loud public collective action> by university chancellors & presidents to oppose this existential crisis. Almost impossible to overstate how total a failure of leadership this is.
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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
“A Stanford-led study of 4mn job applications across 156 employers who used the Pymetrics hiring platform, which assesses people using a series of online games, found evidence of ‘systemic rejection’ linked to the algorithms it used.”
ft.com
AI tools lead to ‘clear racial disparities’ in job hiring
New Stanford-led study finds candidates that fail AI-hiring tests face ‘systemic rejection’ across companies
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Boring Manager Rob 🅅 @bourboninexile.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The paper in question: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
science.org
Sycophantic AI decreases prosocial intentions and promotes dependence
Despite rising concerns about sycophancy—excessive agreement or flattery from artificial intelligence (AI) systems—little is known about its prevalence or consequences. We show that sycophancy is wide...
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr. struggles at the prospect of running into an out
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
absolute banger
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Many such creases
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Haven’t been able to login for hours
A formerly mad man who now looks so serene, breathing deep with his eyes closed
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Fjóla @fjolagud.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The big news on this fine voting day in Iceland. Let's all hope that people will start behaving themselves as the night wears on.
Screenshot from the Icelandic news, automatically translated into English:
 
The police in the capital area were called out today regarding a person eating an apple on a bus.

A police statement said that according to the bus driver, passengers are absolutely not allowed to eat apples on the bus. The case was handled by the police.

The police also received a report of a doorbell ringing in District 109. The individual was spoken to and told to stop bothering people.

Police also note that no reports have been received regarding polling stations in the capital area today.
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Remember some Greeks
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 04/05/2026
Oh: forgot to say I saw Charlottesville’s Lee statue too. Well, what remains of it.
Two pallets of bronze ingots, set on display in the Geffen Contemporary building of the Museum of Contemporary Art in downtown Los Angeles. The ingots were smelted from the former monument to Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville, Va. Engraved on each I got are the words “swords into plowshares”.
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm reading and liking posts
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
heat the mets
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danieldarland.bsky.social @danieldarland.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the B is for binoculars
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