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ChelseaNH

@chelseanh.bsky.social
198 followers 714 following 3.1K posts

Cisgender apprentice geezer (she/her). Love of money is the root of all evil. I ain't no follaback girl.

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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gondor calls for aid!
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Decoy successfully deployed #Caturday
Mostly black tuxedo cat lying across my laptop keyboardSame mostly black tuxedo cat lying on the "keyboard" of a cardboard laptop-shaped scratcher with a white furry mouse toy attached and pictures of cats like a Zoom call on the screen.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When someone says they're pro-business, ask them "Big business or small business?" "Both" is not an option.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My grocery store was selling Halloween candy on July 26th. Thinking about handing out Goldfish crackers this year.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Dear Congress: Impeach him now or forever hold your peace.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
First trick-or-treaters arrived and I've had my candy selection dissed already. (Only the Skittles were acceptable; the Milky Ways and York peppermint patties are unappealing.)
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
"ABC hopes you will stop cancelling your subscriptions"
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Is it sculpted from butter?
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Neighborhood pyro is celebrating Labor Day Eve.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
So I greeted my fellow players with "Happy James Dobson Is Still Dead Day to all those who celebrate it" and everyone was celebrating it.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Whenever anyone says "efficient," always ask: efficient at doing what? (Moving more money up to the people who already have lots of money, usually.)
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Delightful with the sound off. Mind-blowing with the sound on.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Teaching children about the existence of queer people is a public offense, but teaching children about the existence of dildoes is a public service.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Republican Party would rather cut taxes for the rich than pay down the national debt. The tax cut will cost $4,000,000,000,000 over ten years. No one is bothering to pretend that the cuts will pay for themselves. They never have, over the last 40+ years, and they won't this time.
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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 09/06/2025
The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year. The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year. Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
My god god have mercy on our souls ICE went at full speed ramming the crowd
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Civilians are now cheering and yelling when ICE fires upon them. They’re treating the tear gas, smoke bombs and pepper grenades like fireworks. This is actually hilarious mocking of ICE.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
The fact that a Trump voter wants me to know that they did not vote for mass deportations is not interesting to me. What is interesting to me is what they plan to do about mass deportations, and I hope the answer isn't "I plan to ask you to assure me that I'm a good person."
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Use your head to save your heels.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Chokepoint Capitalism by Cory Doctorow and Rebecca Giblin talks about how corporations capture creative workers, and what can be done about it.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If I Had a Billion Dollars In the spirit of being prepared, I have thought about what I would do in the unlikely event that I won a billion dollars in Powerball. (Playing Powerball would make that slightly more likely.) The plan so far:
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
So what you're saying is Bitcoin miners can get paid to shut down by both the power AND the water companies?
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Remake Burlesque with Chappell Roan at the Pink Pony Club
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Leverage: The Rashomon Job
Eliot Spencer unknowingly chatting up Sophie Deveraux at a museum gala
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Finishing 2023 rereading my Ali Hazelwood collection for the third time in under 6 months, which is a thing I have never done before with books.
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Just found a woodpecker clinging to the gutter and tapping away at the underside of the soffit. I'm guessing this should get filed under "things a homeowner would rather not see."
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Happy Take Your Leftover Halloween Candy to Work Day for those who celebrate
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ChelseaNH @chelseanh.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Repost a song that asks a question: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3... bsky.app/profile/czed...
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