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Dani Dandelion

@dani-dandelion.bsky.social
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Silly salamander. 41, nonbinary, they/them. Japanese-to-English translator. Writer, artist, slow destroyer of game controllers. Discord: dani_dandelion

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 6h
art is more important than almost everything
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Iaculus @iaculus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was Shigeru Mizuki - comic artist, antiwar activist, folklore archivist, and general cultural titan.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
when someone acts like you owe them a follow because they followed u
Comic strip featuring a red guy.

Panels 1 to 4:
Red guy is putting a massive amount of effort into pressing something on his phone. He is sweating and straining like this is the hardest thing he’s had to do in his life

Panel 5: it’s revealed that the button that he was putting so much effort into pressing was the ‘follow’ button

Panel 6: Red guy is on his hands and knees, gasping for air. He looks at his phone screen, suddenly shocked. He angrily says: No follow back? 

Panel 7: Red guy, consumed with rage, screams: AFTER ALL MY HARD WORK?
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are two types of people
Megatron saying: I suffered! Why shouldn’t they?

Optimus Prime saying; I suffered? Why should they?
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charlie davis 🌱🐽 comms open! @sproutsnout.com · 10/10/2026
my oldest drawing (that i have proof of) and my newest drawing (which is fan art of it) ✏
a drawing of a rabbit i made when i was 6-8, probably. i think it's supposed to be the easter bunny.a new drawing of that rabbit, doing my best to keep the original design intact. still possibly the easter bunny.
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Y.Celeste @yceleste2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(Wip)やっぱり彼らを描いてると元気が出てきます!
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emery wardin @makeshiftemery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The kids aren't alright
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SnuggleBeast (Alaina) @snugglebeast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She will be here the rest of the day after her exciting morning
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Tie, Rapidly Approaching @tietuesday.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also lmao they can't even theorycraft bullshit anymore whats wrong baby boy cant ask ai to come up with how ai is gonna destroy the world awww are you outta tokens??? Oh noooo how can you have a novel idea without your tokens!!! so pathetic dude lol
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 09/10/2026
The guy saying "i want gta but it's set in my town and the quests are all designed around fulfilling my aspirations and my friends and family can log in and play" was describing the act of going outside.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026
it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱"
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emery wardin @makeshiftemery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A quick history lesson on early '00s comic coloring
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 09/10/2026
Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner. This is my US (eastern) version of last year's UK-focused illustration!
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
stealing this
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a little sneak peak of the girls i'll be picking up in a few weeks!
a small agouti coloured rata small agouti coloured rex rat
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when u tax the rich
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An irate rich husband in a tuxedo is screaming at his rich wife, who is freaking out in a fancy dress.
Rich Husband: Darling, they’re TAXING US
Rich Wife: NO

Panel 2:
Rich Husband (looking disgusted): The bastards are TAXING US
Rich Wife (fists clenched, looking mad): NO

Panel 3:
The rich couple are now hugging and weeping.
Rich Husband: We’ll only have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of our lives
Rich Wife: Oh God

Panel 4:
Close up of Rich Husband, eyes huge, tears streaming. He whispers: Now I know how the slaves felt
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nose
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 09/10/2026
AI guys talking about how all art in the future will be personalized depictions of your own interiority is funny because it's always guys who have no inner life worth depicting. nothing going on beyond the surface. they want to hold up a mirror to a black hole. & they think other people would buy it
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Daniel Burke - 🍺Innkeep @innkeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.
I will dispose of the first myth as quickly as possible. The “secret” is skill. If you haven’t learned how to do something, the people who have may seem to be magicians, possessors of mysterious secrets. In a fairly simple art, such as making pie crust, there are certain teachable “secrets” of method that lead almost infallibly to good results; but in any complex art, such as housekeeping, piano-playing, clothes-making, or story-writing, there are so many techniques, skills, choices of method, so many variables, so many “secrets,” some teachable and some not, that you can learn them only by methodical, repeated, long-continued practice — in other words, by work.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
But the helmet has gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that work stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fanart
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN JINGLEN THERE KEYS AT YOU !!! LOOK AT THE KEYS!!!! ARENT THEY SHINY AND THERE LOUD!!! WOWWWWWW AND DA TEXT " SEEMS HOTTER IDK , BEER AND FOOD TO EXPENSIVE, FASCISM CREEPING BUT NOW ITS GOING FAST, SOCIAL MEDIA TURNING OUT TO BE NEITHER ONE , BUT STILL KICKEN ASS" - IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY FOOT SEEMS TO BE KICKEN YOUR ASS YOU MUST BE THE FOOT THAT KICKS BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! WORK AROUND ALL CONTROL SYSTEM'S SUCH AS "SOCIAL MEDIA", "THE ALGORITHYM", "STREAMING VIDEO" AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT AN ACCOUNT! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A WALLET TO BE OPENED! YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY RICH PERSON PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE! YOU ARE A REAL HUMMAN BEING AND NO ONE MAY TREAT YOU IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!  YOUR ATTENTON SPAN AND YOUR TIME IS YOUR OWN TO DO WITH AS YOU WISH , DO NOT RELINQUISH CONTROL, AND IF YA ALREADY DID THEN TAKE IT BACK CAUSE YA DIDNT SIGN ANYTHING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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D180223 #SRW @d180223.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On the 7th of October 1988, the 1st episode of Gunbuster was released. The 6 Episode OVA was directed by Hideaki Anno & produced by Studio Gainax and would receive a sequel (Diebuster) in 2004. It debuted in SRW F Final (Sega Saturn) in 1998. Happy 38th Anniversary 🎉
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reading a very dumb comic about a 1980s businessman who keeps forrest gumping his way into investing in apple computers, the movie top gun, etc, but cell phones are ubiquitous and 21st century styled which is pretty funny. the past is simply collapsed into "old". a glimpse into future period pieces
a slim flip phonean older nokia style cell phone from the 21st century
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Reid Young @reidman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is why @rofish.bsky.social had to force people to log in to see the Starmen forums – attendance was on the decline because its an ancient forum, and now its REALLY declining because its annoying to access. this sucks!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 06/10/2026
Wow! I see you, solo programmer/translator powerhouse, have suddenly released several fan translations this week for previously untouched niche games after years of... absolutely nothing? Well, there's work I can trust.
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#CursedZillow Earthbound-lookin' enemies are approaching (and they're expensive) www.designtoscano.com/lighting/lam...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insidious covert spread of Poptimism made everyone think overcaptilized bullshit made without personality is equivalent to actual good art. If you have the guts to actually have discerning taste, then the machine can never reproduce what is valuable to you about art.
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Pestimonials 🎤🐛 @pestimonials.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Pestimonials 8
Spinnerette: Your tuuurn ♥ The big celebrity debut!!!
Amber: Aw shush!! (hehe)
Spinnerette: Recording... ...Now!
Amber: Hello! I'm Amber, a velvet ant!
Amber: Really more of a 'wingless wasp', (the males have wings) but ants are sorta wasps too... so I guess it doesn't matter?
Amber: We don't live in hives though. MOST wasps are solitary, bet'cha didn't know that!
[A chart shows a simple phylogenetic tree shows the evolutionary relationships between velvet ants, ants, bees, and other wasps. the base of the tree says "It's 'wasps' all the way down"]
Amber: We're "velvet" because we're sooo fluffy and cute and pretty~
Amber: But like a beautiful rose... look out! We have thorns! Well... stingers. (this time just for the females)
Amber: The stinger's mostly for laying eggs.
Spinnerette: You're some kind of parasite, right?
Amber: PARASITOID. We lay our eggs underground, on top of other bugs' larva. Then our baby eats the other baby.
Spinnerette: [Thinking] My face was too scary but this is alright??
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. - Version with ALT text! Thank you @virginiaopossum.bsky.social for the help!
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さばほっけ @zakochirashi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2439:shade!🌵 #1日1ウパー
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The village oven
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さばほっけ @zakochirashi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2438:afternoon!   #1日1ウパー
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SnuggleBeast (Alaina) @snugglebeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had her walk. Had her breakfast. A little bone time and now it's sleepy time. Good Saturday.
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SnuggleBeast (Alaina) @snugglebeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She is perfect
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
strong armor
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Goretrude Poisons ☄ @gertrudeprkns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you like anything I've ever posted or podcasted, you'll probably really like Hypnospace Outlaw.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

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Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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aquabluu @aquabluu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
pichu and beta pichu #pokemon
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Tool-Assisted Speedrun clips @tasnocontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game: Super Metroid (1994, SNES) TAS Author: JXQ Source: tasvideos.org/817M
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 02/10/2026
halloween avatar weee semi-inspired by @oddoblivion.bsky.social
I spooked up my avatar, it's desaturated now, gritty textured, and the burger is haunted and chompin' at you
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WIP The cloak was so bell-shaped I went off-pattern for the first time and added the scalloped white as the faydown lining. Plan on sewing in eyes with black wool and then felting them. She’s about 2x taller than my previous Hornets, which surprised me because I only went up half a hook size.
In-progress crochet Hornet doll
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