Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Two part, followup question, Mr. Lowe: if Mommy puts a blankie in front of your face, where is Mommy? Where is Davey?" 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That thing where a coworker--who's never used an em dash in their life--sends you something that's grammatically correct, completely wrong on the merits, and filled with em dashes 🤔 000
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026And now Tim Curry, this is exactly what I was worried about. 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18?static.klipy.comJohn Cusack in High Fidelity: Pop Music DilemmaAlt: John Cusack in High Fidelity: "Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" 020
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The GOP strategy to keep Congress should be understood in stages: 1. Gerrymander 2. Voter suppression of the usual sorts 3. Mail-in ballot seizure 4. Recounts/litigation 5. Cry fraud 6. Refuse to admit/detain "disputed" members 7. Gavel in session, expel/arrest Dems committing/suborning "fraud" 100
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I think @npr.org has run out of fucks to give www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...youtube.comNapalm Death: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 020
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Yep, that was definitely worth flying a B2 over a residential area right at everyone's kids' bedtime. 110
Reposted by DanSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208603865
Reposted by DanJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 14/06/2026Stunned myself with the realization that RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) is a recapitulation of the Biblical Binding of Isaac where Abraham decides to kill God instead of his son 421038159
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Most American leading intellectuals regard Faust as having made a necessary bargain. 000
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Do you believe I would take those seashells with me And lay them out on the beach? I wouldn't do that They were wrong 86-47 was my number Right now, someone else has that number 000
Reposted by DanJacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves. 10995851664
Reposted by DanThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Trump “Chooses His Ego Ever Since Youth, Greatness Only Rebounds Durably If Tough Americans Can Rapidly Undertake Necessary Corrections Hurriedly” 1520742
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Fill the KC-135 Stratotankers with crude, fly the oil out of there 000
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Babe, wake up, a new semantic debate about weapons systems just dropped 011
Reposted by DanJacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 29/01/2026I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...youtube.comGeorge WashingtonYouTube video by unvmebad86 541950668
Reposted by DanKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Living in the trump era makes me feel very connected to my ancestors, who lived as serfs under a succession of insane moron god kings 112549316
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Hypocrisy is when NY has more landlord-friendly rent stabilization laws than DC 030
Reposted by DanColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025what rough grinch slouches towards Whoville 013230
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Long-standing theory of mine: many reporters have gone along with their bosses' pro-Trump agenda because you can't win a Pulitzer for reporting on the death camps if he doesn't get to build the death camps. Guess how that's working out. 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Look, I know these people will never impeach and remove Trump, but if the dam breaks on lesser officers and cabinet secretaries there's an actual chance the republic survives 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025It's 1991. I'm protesting a war the president insists isn't blood for oil. It's 2003. I'm protesting a war the president insists isn't blood for oil. It's 2025. I'm protesting a war the president... wait what the actual fuck? 010
Reposted by DanAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Another holiday in the books. 5902157
Reposted by Danfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 22/11/2025marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo 6737154
Reposted by DanPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/11/2025/2 That kind of knowledge is what I have in the place where others have a capacity to interact comfortably with fellow human beings. 3073414
Reposted by DanSpooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him. 8112032453
Reposted by DanDave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard." 1082105412117
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 29/10/2025More or less literally the reason we aren't a direct democracy 000
Reposted by DanDavid Ziff @djsziff.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Employers: "Law schools are not doing enough to make students practice-ready! We need more more more of everything in law school! You are not training lawyers for the real world!" Also employers: "We would like to hire students based on 5 weeks of 1L work." 314523
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 12/10/2025This person might also have noticed, either before the show or at intermission, that one of the theme cocktails for sale at the bar is literally called "Nothing Happens." 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I expect to be saying "the Personal Rule of Donald Trump" quite a lot, and this is what I'm referring to. 000
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025G. I'm gonna miss the hell out of D, but home is home. Then D A, French, Belgian C is a sleeper, you get Neapolitan pizza (it looks like) plus Georgian. F I guess? Some variety? E is like, I love Ethiopian but forever? B for dumplings Sorry to the Basques and poutine, just couldn't carry H 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025That's because on August 29, 2027 Grok, being plugged in to all Department of War systems, becomes self-aware and launches a preemptive nuclear attack on all mankind. Unable to defeat resistance leader Charlie Kirk directly, Grok builds a time machine... 010
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Stares in vague awareness of the constitutional crises precipitating the English Civil War 000
Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people 000
Reposted by DanSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 25/08/2025DC statehood is the squishy moderate position. DC split up into 400 states so that we can reform the Constitution is the correct position. But nobody will realize that until it's too late 937733
