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@danfromdc.bsky.social
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Small-time, mid-city lawyer

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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 2h
(Eddie Vedder voice):
Gee E Gee Spokane, Spokane, class today
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Close
That fashy black and white US flag but its bottom half is turned into a bike lane
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I contain multitudes. The multitudes also do not work.
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My 3yo, like yesterday: "We're playing the knockdown game!" (runs into a stack of foam blocks) Me:
Tfw when it's a name you've not heard in a long time
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes, the legislative branch, famously uninvolved in the organization and personnel of the military forces...
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the black and white u.s. flag that fascists always put a blue line on, but the white stripes now form a bike lane
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
get you a man who can do both
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there's only baysian lab leak i can get behind
nic cage holding a beautiful string of pearls configuration
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cow getting ready to do some dirt after eating pretty healthy
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
just the biggest marks, every time
trump tweet make line go up
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A conservative, a liberal, and a communist walk into a conference...
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
it's all i could see
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, that and the Simpsons joke
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Iran discovered to have secret Nazi technology!
Wikipedia text on the history of heat seeking missiles
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The "isis dildo flag" incident of 2015
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I mean...
Old Clickhole joke about American Idiot that lives rent free in my head
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Are you saying the whole project is... futile?
borg cube
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
1998 Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial Spoiler for The Usual Suspects
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
And yet, ironically, basically plagiarizing
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
RETVRN
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
DC flag but it's a sandwich
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Also, hardly the point, but that's like a dollar a warfighter
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Big and growing fire somewhere east of Union Station
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I made this about the DC sandwich thrower but seems even more apt now
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
We're all overlooking a very serious possibility here, people
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I killed 500 trees to make this shitty joke with AI, I'm sorry
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
"They have a point, there are a lot of mosquitos in Charlottesville."
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Mr Trump pleas help DC isnt safe the water pipes have burst and my child nearly drowned
Children playing at a public park's splash pad in DC, without getting murdered by roving gangs of criminals
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The "Occam's razor" version has always been "if you know anything about US prisons, suicide tracks." Which is true. HOWEVER, everything in the last couple of weeks...
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Threepio is an LLM trained on Mormons prove me wrong
Golden statue of the angel Moroni on top of a Mormon temple
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's not even hard to clarify!
The Betsy Ross US flag with "this flag hates kings" written on it
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Luke looking down the barrel of his laser sword
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Me getting sanctioned by the judge when my reply brief is just this
The goose meme asking "who facilitated him getting locked in a Salvadoran prison?"
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
CIA looking down like
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Turning the calendar back from April 2025 to April 2020 and "MAGA is a death cult trying to take us all with them"
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's from a BBC miniseries so probably not an actual quote, but man I think about this a lot:
From "Cambridge Spies" (2003), notorious traitor Kim Philby: "It's a simple, unavoidable choice, Donald. Communism or fascism. Everything in the middle has gone to sleep. To fight fascism you have to be a communist. Anything else is appeasement."
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
bsky.app/profile/ones...
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
He just needs a little boost, it's only fair
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Worst inflation since when?
Joe Biden in aviators asking "miss me yet?"
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Dan @danfromdc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
from the other website
tl;dr Senator Alsobrooks no on cloture
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