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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 8h
"The culture on X today is remarkably friendly and inclusive. It is a cheerful place."
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 10/10/2026
I too in jobs past, remember having to register a bunch of stupid themed URLs for my fucking idiot boss on a whim.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 10/10/2026
Holy cats Gloom Gate is phenomenal for @play.date Tiny little souls-like RPG with some incredible art play.date/games/gloom-ga… (it's part of the just-released Season 3!) #playdateseasonthree
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Gloom Gate for Playdate
A pocket sized action RPG
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cool ghoul
A chart featuring a ghoul, with lines pointing to various parts of the ghoul.
a big caption at the top say 
"cool ghoul! Get The Look! Ghouls are in"
The ghoul is crouching covered in blood, with his tongue out, surrounded by bones, and wearing sunglasses.
The captions are as follows:
Perpetual blood crust around mouth
body caked in ichor
wispy hair like desiccated worms
wide mouth for chomping bones
worn out loincloth for maximum dexterity
bones
gotta show off those nasty feet
$3000 sunglasses
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drew
@4484.cool
Probably the worst part about getting into a fight with your dad is when he enters his second phase and starts firing beams everywhere
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 04/10/2026
New journal page after cannibalizing the bag of my latest Fellow Coffee Drop from Creature Coffee Co.
Field Notes notebook page with an ink stamped header with the date 2026/10/03 and a location labeled Home. It contains pink, blue and yellow bits of packaging from a bag of coffee featuring colorful cartoon coffee characters including a Chemex, V60, Aeropress and others. 

The coffee itself is MAMA CHERRI from Creature Coffee Co. and the beans are from Costa Rico. Tasting notes include Cherry Pie Caramel Corn and "Vibrant". A handwritten note below says "very tasty!"
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucien Lazare, Jewish fighter in the French Resistance, has died at 101. After fighting the Nazis, he was rejected by his synagogue later in life for translating an article saying “Israel, today, is nothing but a formless mass of corruption, oppression and injustice.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/w...
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Lucien Lazare, Jewish Resistance Fighter in Occupied France, Dies at 101 (Gift Article)
He and a small troop of French Jews worked with the Allies to distribute supplies and fight the Nazis, ambushing a German train and liberating a city in the south.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 04/10/2026
Got some new journaling stamps and omg the Kirby ones are so fucking adorable and tiny. Gonna use'em for kiddo's lunch notes, too.
Two closed, clear acrylic boxes containing small ink stamps. One set features various Kirby the pink mouth orb in assorted whimsical poses and the other set are glyphs of assorted objects representing hobbies such as reading, running, film, coffee, and video games. Same set of stamps with the lids open to see more detail of the individual stamps. The Kirby set contains many Kirby poses, a Mega Mato, and a Waddle Dee. Close up of a page from a Field Notes notebook with all the Kirby stamps stamped onto it in a very Kirby-pink if I must say.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like skipping past the Civil War and World War II are sorta big tells here? I wonder why he doesn't want to talk about the times the US military waged war against white supremacists. Probably a totally innocent explanation, right? Right?
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's funny that ever since 9/11 country musicians have pathetically debased themselves trying to lick the boot, and now that the boot is bigger and juicier than ever it only wants to hang out with Kid Rock. All those guys with songs about sucking off the flag and respecting cops gotta be pissed
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 26/09/2026
Picked up some drawing books for the boys and I to practice with (h/t to @dmacalvert.bsky.social)
Field Notes notebook page with some assorted doodles of a frog, cat on a brick wall, tadpole, eggs, a crab, etc. in the style of Ed Emberley with his Make A World book in the background.
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh boy. Okay. I am going to respond earnestly and genuinely, because I totally understand why this would seem like a contrary concept! Many librarians, educators, and guardians want to encourage their kids to read more, but don't see how graphic novels might help. Let's talk about it!
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teamed up with some pretty cool people for a merch line 👀 anarchists-united.org/merch/
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a reminder that Ed Henry was fired from Fox News in 2020 for sexual harassing Jennifer Eckhart and other staffers. She died by suicide this week tragically.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 23/09/2026
Many politicians, staff, and industry leaders fantasize about dressing up as Confederates or conehead ghosts.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 23/09/2026
(I watched The Ministry of Ungentlemently Warfare last night)
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 23/09/2026
Alan Ritchson as BJ Blazkowicz would heal our nation.
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Rob Turpin 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thisnorthernboy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Did you know you could buy a digital copy of my book 'Weird Field World'? It's a mix of world building, fiction, maps, illustrations, detailing a future where earth receives messages from the stars, which turn out to be instructions for building spaceships. #WeirdFieldWorld #SciFi #Spaceships
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Weird Field World - digital book
Full colour 88 page science fiction book written and illustrated by Rob Turpin.Weird Field World, Rob Turpin’s first book, tells the story of how humanity breaks out from the boundaries of their limit...
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
arstechnica.com
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Right-wing politics is laden with contradictions, but "We're the movement of authentic, traditional masculinity who have to ask for help sounding tough from the calculator" is one of the funnier ones.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seed Shanty
Song birds sing a sea shanty aboard a schooner boat loaded to the deck with bags of seed: “Seed, Seed, Seed! All the seed we need!”

Captain Robin Cornwallis has seen something through his spy-glass which causes him grave concern, even as the singing continues (“On this we are agreed…”)Spyglass view: A pirate ship approaches. At every level of the ship, it is crawling with scurvy, rascally squirrels, each with their eyes aimed at the bird’s ship. “Seed, seed, seed!” the crew continues.
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dude is so vile that he's serving a president who's threatening to demolish the nation's official memorial to his own uncle. That's how power-hungry and obsessed with destroying our public health system RFK, Jr. is.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 18/09/2026
Hey I got one of those.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Bob The Builder’ has returned to stop-motion animation for the first time in 18 years in a new commercial.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 15/09/2026
F.ederal B.ovine I.nseminators
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 15/09/2026
Kash Patel: At least *our* agents are fucking your dog and not your kid. DHS: 🤷
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once again, this was how the Economist characterized the American economy on Election Day in 2024. We had a country on the brink of stunning success, but the Republicans knee-capped it with trade wars and real wars of their own choosing.
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hello vonnie @hellovonnie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
having a little party 🌳
illustration of two friends wearing cute red hats in the woods having a tea party near a treestump house with a little snail and flowers around them
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 14/09/2026
The poison drink scene from The Princess Bride in which Vizzini and The Dread Pirate Roberts engage in a battle of wits.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 13/09/2026
Last RT:
static.klipy.com
David S Pumpkins: Any Questions?
Alt: David S Pumpkins: Any Questions?
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tom hanks coffee
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George @hannahtempler.com · 12/09/2026
Seems this is going around!! Listen, I'm at SPX this weekend selling Cosmoknights books 1 & 2, if you wanna come say hi and get some great books!! my girlfriend is with me selling gay wizard comics!! we also have a minions zine we made together!!! table W16a
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 12/09/2026
Pretty close on this overall! No Rush traversal or glider though. The Mega Man X and Zero skins are dope too.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deliberately crashing the American economy—costing American families well over $5,000 each—and then promising to pay those families back $5,000 but *only if* they keep letting him abuse them and the country for two more years... ...is some *seriously* dark, domestic-abuser shit.
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
get equipped with great cuteness
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sharing from Internet Archive: “Much of BET’s digital journalism is no longer available on the web Internet Archive has preserved more than 199,000 BET articles over the years. They can now be accessed through the Wayback Machine & a new pilot explorer: wayback-labs.sf.archive.org/bet-explorer/
wayback-labs.sf.archive.org
BET.com Article Explorer
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 05/09/2026
Started playing Orbitals with the family this morning and it's a totally charming delight. www.orbitalsgame.com You can absolutely tell a LOT of love and effort went into it. You can even do remote co-op with Gameshare! #orbitalsgame #switch2
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Orbitals - Out now only on Nintendo Switch™ 2
Grab a friend and launch into Orbitals, an intergalactic 2-player co-op adventure set in a wholly new retro anime world.
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Dan Catchpole @dancatchpole.me · 04/09/2026
Crypt of the Necrodancer spin-off series Cadence of Hyrule cover art featuring Link,  Zelda and others
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