Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I certainly wasnt allowed to watch it either, same reasons. My dad did watch it at one point tho. I actually love south park but havent seen many simpsons episodes at all 010
Reposted by Femme Eeyore🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026misandry isn’t real but if it was i’d be so good at it 13811
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Thank you whoever made Aldi’s coke knockoff!!!! Its delicious (seriously the closest taste to coke), cheap, and i’m not giving Cocacola my money !! Its the only thing that keeps me from eating out every single fucking day too. 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m watching supernatural from season 1 for the first time :) its way funnier than i expected 220
Reposted by Femme Eeyore𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“fix your posture” have you ever considered the fact that my angel wings can be heavy to carry sometimes 1458
Reposted by Femme EeyoreKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol 012756
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When my husband was watching Prison Break and the later seasons were just … heists for some reason lol 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Awww yeah it’s kinda disappointing and sad! I want them to get married!! Its worse than sims not sitting at the ceremony, we cant even get there lfmao 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I had a moment of terror as something solid fell onto my cereal from the milk jug It was just frozen milk!!static.klipy.comRobert Downey Jr. ReliefAlt: Robert Downey Jr. Has his hand over his heart and look of relief on his face as he stands behind an open car door. Laid over the immage is a a word “phew” that fades in and out of the image right over his hand 020
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I freaking hate that i have to do this whole scene and mini game to propose in tomadachi life. It will let you go through the whole thing just to say you cant because you’re underage (Usagi is dying to marry Chise), but i cant usually finish it in one go and its SOOOOO LOOOONNGGG whhyyyyy 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Thank god i was in the shower already when slightly overcast weather became a house shaking CLAP of thunder. I think i pissed myself. 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m not a huge youtube person but i got really into the bg3 lore, if you are too, Zoe Delahunty-Light makes no ai 30+ min videos about bg3. :) oh they WILL spoil you if you havent finished the game!! She does a makeup look for each topic, its fun lol 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thats great! Coffee and tea have great antioxidant effects. Beware tho, i’ve been drinking tea less bc laziness but i’ve noticed i pee sooooo much more when i’ve had any kind of tea. Dont know the science behind it because it happens even when its non caffeinated. Hoping it doesnt affect u as well😵💫 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Consider this as a gift as you taste him on your lips And he’s making you scream with his hands on your hips I hope he’s leaving you empty baby, this is just a fix.  Such a simple. Little. Whore.” God 2006 was a year for MUSIC!!music.apple.comWhen I Get Home, You're So Dead by Mayday Parade on Apple MusicSong · 2006 · Duration 3:30 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This blood on my hands is Something i cannot forgeee🤮🤮tt👹music.apple.comNot Good Enough for Truth in Cliche' by Escape the Fate on Apple MusicSong · 2006 · Duration 3:51 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One of my fav songs to sing, so beautifulmusic.apple.comGood Enough by Evanescence on Apple MusicSong · 2006 · Duration 5:31 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I like french vanilla creamer and LOVE a mocha coffee, but all i need to make decent coffee is a spanish brand espresso and sugar 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is so wild to me, someone who has drank (albeit sweet) tea all my life. I’m a sweets kinda gal, so i’ll tell ya: the way you fix both of these bitter drinks is with sugar 😂😂 Peppermint tea isnt very strong imo. I always expect clear sinuses but get nada. I only drink it when my belly is wonky. 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My parents and my inlaws have animals in their houses that make it where you cant walk barefoot in there. Either they’re hurt/incontinent or just constantly in and out to the point where you’ll get mulch splinters in your feet lol. I have house slippers but i sit on my feet so they get lost lol 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Growing up, if i didnt mop once a week religiously, it was painfully obvious and disgusting. I just mopped twice cuz i hadnt mopped in i have no idea how long, but it was totally unnecessary, as the only things i got on the second pass was more hair. God i love having 0 children or dogs!! 130
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I eat so much soup that i might have been overdoing it with salt!! Had to eat a slice of bread with my soup yesterday, it really helped with how my belly was feeling. I eat soup every day lol 000
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How does Pinterest see you? • Pusheen • Eyeshadow • Pattern • Dessert I gotta do these more so my feed wont be so monotonous!! 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Doom fist isnt very tanky but is the only fun tank to play according to my husband. I’m a simp and would play support to keep him alive essentially lmfao 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I asked siri if it was gonna stop raining at any point today and he literally said it will stop raining Tuesday. I said no fucking way, i must have misheard that, but i looked at the weather and i’ll be fucked. Rain, until tuesday. Every hour of every day. God damn. 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Having a migraine is Using my hot vape to give myself a face massagestatic.klipy.comTina Craig's Facial Massage RoutineAlt: Tina Craig's Facial Massage Routine An asian woman, with her long hair pulled back out of her face, is massaging her face with an unknown white handheld device 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026HAHAHAHHA my sister been asking for that Caroline Herrera Good Girl perfume, but i didnt remember the name or anything and thought i found it 😋 Its a knock off 😭😂 Says Ferrera 😂😂 i’m so dumb i woulda looked it up earlier but my phone was dead lmfao she’s still getting it for chrimmas 000
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Of course! And putting a napkin on a designated flip flop is my preferred execution tactic lol 010
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The terro is for ants, we have “Advion cockroach insecticide gel bait” BUT you gotta keep the cats away from it. They’re very interested in it. We apply it in the bathroom and keep the door closed. 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have two cats and roaches. Lol its just florida reality. They come from outside looking for water. We find them in the bathroom mostly. My husband bought something really effective. I’m pretty sure its “Terro” but once i’m up i’ll make sure. We have to kill them cuz the cats just play with them 🥺😭 110
Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Samesamesame being alone is hard rn. The information around this has me reconsidering my own situation. I thought i was given xanax, but i’ve taken that many times in my life, before and after. Why did i feel so heavy? Was i drugged(with something else)? Did his gf actually not know? Badthoughtsbad 230
Reposted by Femme EeyoreBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry I faked my orgasm, but I had to go... McDonald's was about to stop serving breakfast. 1144247