Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 2hi’m still cracking up about this. i hope this sweet summer child finds their dog 000
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 5hi’m making a google form for all future potential partners to fill out bc i don’t have time to play anymore and beat around the bush. 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 8hsaw this on a walk and almost peed myself laughing 😭 0101
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 13hdr matt & dr mike on youtube are saving my grade right now, i love the internet 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026shoutout the 2-3 of you guys that like everything i post. i’ll take y’all with me when i become That Bitch 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i did my nails and all that’s missing is a pretty girl whose hair i can play with and back i can scratch 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The gym was so packed that people were parking in the grass, so I turned around, went to costco, and bought weights to do my workout at home. 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my void cat is a menace. his lil free-roaming ass likes to sit in my gsd’s kennel when he’s not in there and ragebait him 160
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I say “i’m laying in bed” this is how i want to be perceived 050
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 starting now i’m gonna try to be more normal and mentally stable 031
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026okay can someone pls explain the Julie thing, i dont get it 😣 110
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of my biggest pet peeves is when people scrape their shoes across the ground when they walk. you’re ruining perfectly fine shoes AND my day, PLEASEEEE pick your feet up 040
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just once I want my car to know what it feels like to hug a tree at 90mph 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need it to rain for a thousand days and a thousand nights. The weather channel promised me flood waters and instead we got fuckin peed on by some straggler clouds. 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026my ex hasn’t told his family we’re not together anymore,,,, dude i havent been at a sleep-away camp, i moved OUT OF OUR HOUSE A MONTH AGO. 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026three hour phone call with my ex was Not on my to do list tonight 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026make sure you’re drinking enough water today, and have a substantial meal if you haven’t already pls! 040
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026todays schedule fucking succcks. 8am-3pm at one job, then 5pm-10pm at another job an hour away 😖 i do not want to be THIS employed. 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Having 3 cats is not for the weak bc i just SPRINTED out of bed at an unreasonably loud crash, only to find three innocent looking cats frozen in place 110
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got a 99 on my anatomy lab practical and a 100 on my physics midterm!!! 030
Reposted by Andromeda 🍄✧｜briana @bripls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i can not emphasize enough how putting mdni in a post or bio is implementing the oldest rule of the book for children which is to not meet or interact with adults online. where is the disconnect. you should not want to be interacting with children online? do not follow me if you think otherwise??? 511618
Reposted by Andromeda 🍄𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 01/10/2026everything will work out for you this october because you are hot and insane 19132
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not my a&p 1 AND 2 professors having a fucking intervention for me today 😀 “your demeanor has really changed in the last few weeks” bro do NOT open this can of worms or you’ll be required to report it to the state, and none of us wants that. 020
Reposted by Andromeda 🍄Vampire Princess @vampireprincessgf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026in this house we: ✨ never insult other women to make ourselves look better ✨ never make fun of multilingual people for grammar mistakes ✨never go one day without giving a woman a compliment 04211
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Having a toothache and not having dental insurance is the biggest fucking humiliation ritual society could ever come up with 030
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I havent had a social media account in yeeears, so pls bear with me as I get my spark back 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026: ¨·.·¨ : hello!! im andromeda 🪐｡⊹ `· . looking for mooties !! #promosky ♥ 24 — MDNI ♥ she/they ♥ recreational gardener 🍃 ♥ wlw ♥ pagan ♥ stardew valley ♥ steven universe ♥ glee ♥ horror movies ♥ mythology ♥ tattoos ♥ avid fanfic reader ♥ tarot cards ♡︎/⟳ appreciated <3 1196
Reposted by Andromeda 🍄𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nobody is telling men they're losers and that's the problem 15514
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026good evening to the silly little people in my phone!! i hope everyone had/has a good day! 010
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna take a 500mg edible and rewatch my little gay vampire show 010
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Desperately need a raunchy situationship for my mental heath and wellbeing rn 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Look at this STINKING CUTIEE i relocated from a storage bin at work today 🥹 i wanna give it a lil smooch 020
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sue Sylvester from Glee is so hot I wish she was real 010
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Having a favorite ex is crazy because yes I still love you, no we’re not getting back together, yes mcdonalds is open can we go 000
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Actually cried to Hotel Room Service by Pitbull bc its starts with “forget about your boyfriend” I CAAANTT 000
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is there still active people and community here?? Or should I suck it up and go back to twitter :( 110
Andromeda 🍄 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*crying, begging on my hands and knees* lord if you love me, you’ll flip that mf, you hear? 000
