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Femme Eeyore

@daftlyapt.bsky.social
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30. Big feelings, Little world. Free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 I’m just a bi witch bitch with migraines and cats. I swim with goggles on and sing pretty good.

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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How does Pinterest see you? • Pusheen • Eyeshadow • Pattern • Dessert I gotta do these more so my feed wont be so monotonous!!
Cartoon cat Pusheen looking like a squishmallow in a pink knit sweaterAn iridescent eyeshadow look on a white person with blue eyes. On the center of the eyelid is a shiny gold and the outer areas have a matte purple/blue color, and a shimmery white in the corner. Her lashes seem to have a brown mascara on them. A denim blue background with repetitive stars and celestial suns with facesA possibly generated photo, but hopefully not. A scalloped dessert plate with a slice of very aesthetically pleasing strawberry shortcake sits on a wood table next to a cup of iced coffee, a small vase with flowers, and a blue gingham napkin with a fork resting on it.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have lots of things to say about everything but it only makes me remember things i dont wanna so i will talk about other things Like My kitty is being TORTURED by me not eating the straight turkey on my plate lol
A white ceramic plate with some deli turkey and a slice of cheese is on my lap. Next to me is my cat, watching intently with slight airplane ears. She wants my turkey so bad lol.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genshin- related photos i’ve saved recently, in order of insanity 😏
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stupid brain. Get high?? No grind!! Only high >:( Ok well to get high i have to grind up some weed. Doing something else does not magically grind anything up, and then i’ll be in even more pain cuz i pushed myself. Ughhhhh!
Dog meme in three panels:
First panel, a drawn dog holds a toy in its mouth. “Pls throw??”
Second panel, a drawn hand attempts to grab the dog toy. The dog now has “angry eyebrows” and says “NO TAKE!!”
Third panel, zooms into angry dog face and above reads “ONLY THROW”
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welp, they’ve made Genshin Great Again so i spent five bucks on a welkin 😈 i want the mermaid AND the fairy and have won the last couple 50/50s so i’ll prob need all the primos i can get!
Two panel photo of genshin impact characters. On the left is a blonde fairy (faery) with wings named Vesna, she’s in the russian military.
On the right is Vodyanitsa (i probably spelled that wrong) who is also a fae but a siren fae, she has long blue-green to purple hair and a mermaid tail. She is a famous singer.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re so sweet thank you 🥲 my husband says if they go tomorrow too, he’ll take me! I just want to see the old city and one day the fort. I think i got serious fomo here lmfao
Saint Augustine Fort in FL, right on the coast, with a fun star shaped outer wall
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aino, Odette, Ineffa, Sandrone. Had to have perfect rotations, mainly just use support ults and sandrone on field. I also had to stand up in front of my tv because this game gives me the shakes. Lol
Photo of my tv screen. I’m playing Genshin Impact. The screen says “Challenge completed. Target defense progress greater than 60%. Entering floor 11, chamber 2. “
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You ever get so depressed that you’re like well it cant get any worse, and start looking at beaches in japan, when you cant even afford to go to a beach in your own damn state..?
Two panel Yu gi oh meme of Yugo saying “ it’s time to” with a normal fierce look as he speaks,
“d-d-d-d-Dissociate” but he looks shocked and there are transparent “multiples” of him, as if he is moving quickly or the viewer is having visual issues “Release your inner child.”
My inner child that’s filled with rage:
 A screencap from Sailor Moon (Old one)  where a short, pink-haired Chibi Usa in a sailor school uniform top and blue skirt looks angrily at the viewer, pointing a gun directly at us. Behind her, Mamoru is running towards her, wearing khaki pants and pink button down shirt. His arms out as if he is preparing to grab her, his eyebrows furrowed and mouth agape as if he is yelling at her.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
September is suicide prevention month, but its also Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension Awareness Month! IIH is rare chronic neurological disorder. Ppl with IIH are 6x as likely to commit suicide as the general population. (ihrfoundation.org/news-events/...) #iih #psuedotumorcerebri
IDIOPATHIC INTRACRANIAL HYPERTENSION- MORE THAN JUST A HEADACHE and a cartoon woman is sitting holding her hurting head, and around her are the phrases:
Speech impairment, memory difficulties, neck and shoulder pain, 
Incurable, mood swings, dizziness, and vertigo, chronic fatigue, vision damage and/or blindness, mimics brain tumor, six times greater risk of suicide, confusion, nausea and vomiting, fainting and seizures, swelling of the optic nerve, debilitating headaches and migraines, very limited treatment options, wooshing in ears/pulsatile tinnitus
“September is IIH awareness month. -the I have IIH foundation, we’re always here when you need us!”
Under are two columns, one with brain tumor and the other with IIH symptoms. They are as follows:

Brain tumor symptoms:
Epilepsy or fits 
Severe persistent headache 
Irritability, drowsiness, apathy, or forgetfulness 
Vomiting 
Dizziness 
Partial loss of hearing or vision 
Hallucinations 
Personality changes 
Can be treated and can be cured. 

Iih symptoms:
Epilepsy or fits 
Severe persistent headache 
Irritability, drowsiness, apathy, or forgetfulness 
Vomiting 
Dizziness 
Partial loss of hearing or vision 
Hallucinations 
Personality changes 
Can be treated but CAN NOT BE CURED.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I use kitty/catty wompus as well but its one of few questions that didnt have a “i use multiple of these” choice lol Also, insane to me to think yall call it anything other than a buggy 😂🛒 Interesting. Lived in FL my whole life too. As a caveat, i do call them sunshowers in public/out loud. Shorter.
You talk most like someone from South Carolina — about 50% of your answers match a typical resident. 
Cities most and least like you, interpolated from the nearest survey responses 
MOST SIMILAR 1. Charlotte, North Carolina (49%) 2. Atlanta Georgia (48%) 3. Miami Florida (48%) 
LEAST SIMILAR: 1. Minneapolis (43%) 2. Milwaukee (44%) Boston (44%)What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to South Carolina. 
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? “The devil beating his wife”
What do you call the wheeled contraption you carry groceries at the supermarket? “Buggy”
What word do you use to address a group of two or more people? “Y’all”
Pecan “[pi:kæn] with stress on the first syllable (PEE-can)”Question 37 of 60
What term do you use to refer to something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?

Kitty-corner
Kitacorner
Catercorner
(Selected) catty-corner
Kitty cross
Kitty wompus
I only use “diagonal” for this
I have no term for this
Other
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The end of a pine tree branch (?) wet with one big fat dew drop near the tip. Behind, out of focus, is a morning blue sky with lots of thin white clouds, and the top of a small corn farm on the bottom right, and the top of a chicken coop on the bottom left
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me: i gotta check the branch to verify it’s not dead before getting in this swing
A photo of a fat oak branch with a strap around it, to which a swing is set up. The oak branch has been cut but does have small little new growths coming from it if one looks closely.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A bottle of Butter’s Creamy Goo from southpark
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The first CD i remember being given is Usher’s My Way. I’d open that booklet and lust with my eight year old eyes. And i’m pretty sure the first cd i bought with birthday money was Hilary Duff’s Most Wanted. Mom wouldnt buy it cuz it had songs i already owned on other albums. I was obsessed w/her!❤️
Album photo cover for Usher’s My Way. A young Usher Raymond stands on an industrial staircase looking up. He wears all black and has a large gold chain, and has some funky goggles on his forehead over his beaniePhoto from the booklet that came with My Way album. A wet, muscular, de-shirted Usher poses on a shiny rainy street with his hands behind his head, standing with his legs far aprt. A photo of Hilary Duff’s Most Wanted CD album, with a photo of hilary in a grey long sleeve shirt in front of a white background with her signature blonde layered hair, very long in this photo. including the sticker that says “ the ultimate collection of Hilary favorites. Three new songs! Featuring the hit single WAKE UP plus the hits: SO YESTERDAY, FLY, WHY NOT (new mix), COME CLEAN (new dance mix).
Wal*mart music downloads, exclusive bonus digital download with purchase of MOST WANTED. details inside windows media compatible only.”A poster of hilary duff i had on my walls growing up. She wears a very 2000 outfit of a green tshirt with sleeves that go just past her elbows, metallic gold capris, and boho wedges with a long tie, wrapped around her legs. She half squats/leans against the wall, with her arms crossed resting on her knees. She smiles at the camera. The background is a very shiny metallic gold couch looking thing and the floor is just shiny, reflecting the gold backdrop
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve always heard them called coin pockets so i assumed you meant the larger pocket because in my mind, pocket watches are palm sized. I could never even fit my own finger in these pockets nevermind a coin to be retrieved how are men putting a pocket watch in there?
Three pairs of jean pant pockets are shown, one with my pointer finger inside.  I could not fit two fingers or anything but an incredibly uncomfortable stick of chapstick inside this “watch pocket”
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Blue ridge mountains are like known for being creepy af and kinda haunted and beautiful and east coast people dont really go to the west coast for visits. We cant afford to lol. (Baby’s first hike!! I was 18 and wearing Charlotte Russe boots. Mini story in first alt text)
Photo of hiking trail info board somewhere in Tennessee. At the top it says Great smoky mountains national prk. The bottom says Alum Cave Nature Trail. Me and my dad hiked 2.3 miles to the cave bluff while my mom and sister waited at the bottom of the trail in case my brother returned to the car. He had ran off through the mountain stream that was at one point parallel with the trail. He wore vans and had very wet cold blistered feet. Photo of blue ridge mountain from said cave bluff. A photo of the Ruby Falls underground waterfall in chatanooga TN with a pink ambient lighting“See Seven States” plaque in Rock City Gardens on Lookout Mountain in Georgia. Arrows on the plaque point to different states with miles on them. To the left, Tenn. 1/2 mi. NW arrow points to “KY-VA, 120mi”. N,NW arrow points to NC 50mi, N,NE arrow points to SC 80 mi, NE arrow points to Georgia (the state i’m already on) and the Arrow pointing to the rignt says ALA, 25 mi
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They grow abundantly in South Florida 🌺 I’m surprised they survive inside your house, because they require lots of sunlight, heat, and water.
Yellow plumeria flowersAt least three bunches of pink plumeria flowers growing to the right of a tall palm tree.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Possibly relevant memes/comics i’ve saved for myself in these moments <3
“Nobody:(empty)
My hormones: I SAID WE MAD TODAY  @artbymoga is signed in this two pnel comic. First panel a woman sobs, saying in orange lettering: Cant you see? How awful i am? I’ve tricked you! I’m broken! I am a drain on your life! You would be better off without me!
The second panel a man wipes her tears and says in green lettering: oh, my darling. I’m sorry your depression is convincing you of these lies. You are my greatest treasure and never a burden. I love you and we will get through this together. Forever and always. Remember?
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Verify your age” I sat on the floor of the computer room & watched my dad play halo as a child. When my uncle bought the dreamcast from us, i was pissed. I used an mp3 player that held less songs than a CD to mow the yard. The first thing i did for my 1st car was get new speakers My gameboy was B&W
Image of a nintendo game boy (original) 
Its a white handheld console with a directional pad, b, a, select, and start buttons. Below them is the speaker. Theres a small grey-green screen above the buttons.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Definitely not. Try to cover any windows with aluminum foil, shiny side out. When i stayed somewhere where they claimed the same, prt of the reason it got insanely hot in the room was because they cut down all the plants that were blocking the essentially wall of windows. they still have ac issues.
Tuxedo cat looking out a window thats got a large plant in front of itTabby cat looking at me through the open window in the sun
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Methode and Benimaru’s relationship is going amazing. Ps everyone on my island freaking loves dragon balls.
Screenshot from tomadachi life living the dream. Mii version of methode from frieren sits in a restaurant booth and says “I want to start collecting dragon balls for a living!”Mii version Benimaru (made from memory) wears a comfy japanese yukata and sits at a restaurant booth, saying “ which is cooler – me or a Dragon Ball 4?” (I made Dragon Ball #4 to give to Goku)Methode (mii version) says “you’re a hundred times cooler.”Collage image of Methode from Frieren on the left, and two images of Benimaru from Reincarnated as a Slime. On the top he is mad and frowning, arms not visible but crossed. In the bottom image he is smiling and his eyes are closed, pink sparkley background around him, and he says “can i kill him?” (Hot)
Methode is standing holding her staff to the side, looking at the viewer. You can see the majority of her outfit which i have tried and failed to recreate in tomadachi life living the dream.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
#promosky ~ chronically ill wife life I vent post a lot but i’m tryna stop lol. I play games: sims4, bg3, genshin I like music: anything i can sing to Love the earth: FL mermaid, fish watcher, plant grower, cat mama 🎼“Change like a season, Reason for nothing. I am disruptive, I’ve been corrupted”🎶
“If you ever looking for me
Just know i’m here”
And it’s an image of a serene fantasy field, with at least ten pink colored slimes visible. Its a screenshot from Slime Rancher, one of my fav games.Nobody:
My hormones:
“I said we MAD today” and its a screenshot from a meme where a young black man is leaning over, damn near spitting the words out (you can see the mans lower teeth) at someone who is sitting closer to the camera. All we can see of this person is their head and very short hair. A photo taken from above water straight down into a spring river. A moss covered turtle swims down to the sandy bottom. He is hard to see because behind him is green river grass. There’s a sum glare in the right top of the photo. There’s bright wavy lines all along the bottom of the river, from the way the sunlight moves through water. A mainly pink sea and sky background, with a rainbow reaching to the right side of the image. Original anime Sailor Moon is running towards the viewer, holding a large pink bong in her right hand and a very large bag of weed in her left (it is at least an ounce)  she looks happy as she has a slight smile on her face, and long hair flowing around her.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tiny signs of life
A very interesting sunflower(?) i have grown. It’s like a 2ft tall skinny stem with literally two leaves on it and a tiny (probably 1-1.5 inch in diameter) flower with seven petals, each bright yellow at its base and tip, and red/orange in the center. The flower’s center is dark. Behind the flower is a black planter, mainly for contrast. It sits on a metal grate shelf of a greenhouse. A sliver of a lowe’s bucket is also seen behind the planterA white stovetop is shown, with a small dark spot under the temperature dial/console. It’s a teeny tiny jumping spider. The smallest i’ve ever seen. They’re super common in florida and cute.  Trigger warning for arachnophobia
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Its really easy and cheap to make your own iced tea! I always have a pitcher of tea in my fridge but i am generationally southern lol In america black tea bags are usually described as orange pekoe. A box of individual or the gallon tea bags is very cheap and you could make it by the cup or pitcher
Screenshot from Wikipedia page for black tea. A black-and-white diagram of black tea leaf grading demonstratesthe names of the leaves on the branch. There’s an image of a white hand holding fresh tea leaves of different sizes. Text under these images says:
Black tea id usually graded on one of four scales of quality, with he best whole leaf teas graded as “orange pekoe”. After the whole leaf tease, the scale degrades, two broken leaves, fanning, then dust. Whole leaf teas are produced with little or no alteration to the tea leaf. This results and a finish product with the course or texture than that of bagged teas. Whole leaf teas are widely considered the most valuable, especially if they contain leaf tips. Broken leaves are commonly sold as medium-“
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh man. Bi panic. Shadowheart is my girl. Dyed my hair to match hers! Our relationship has been amazing and I don’t interfere in her important moments. She is so gorgeous and i am literally fixing her. Halsin has now confessed his love to me, and MAN is he romantic (&muscular)! I think imma say yes🫣
Halsin from baldurs gate three. He is a rugged large muscular white skinned elf with visible scars on his face. He wears a very druidic set of armor with hues of green gold and brown, and leaves over the shoulders White hair shadowheart from bg3. Her hair is tied up in a long braid. She has pointed ears. Her hair is dyed white so she has brown/black eyebrows. Her eyes are green and she wears smokey black eyemakeup. She wears a circlet on her forehead and a small chain wraps around her braided hair. She wears metal armor, shining in silvers and golds. My tav (player character in bg3) she’s a teifling with pointed ears, twisty horns, and red/brown skin. She dyed her hair to match her gf (shadowheart) so her coily hair is white with red highlights. She is looking up, at halsin.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Screenshot of tumblr post by hippiedippieblondie on Jul 6,2025
Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I gotta say its hasnt been two weeks yet but i think taking birth control is helping a lot with my mental health . Thank goodness. Store-bought hormones it is
Meme of a lady in a witch hat with lit candles in front of her, with a hand up, saying, “if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.” (It may be the same lady who cooks on tv saying ‘if you cant grow your own [food], store-bought is fine.” But i dont know)
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I dont fw birds like that but lookie here at this diva I am a lobster 🦞 Per usual i forgot to apply Before i got in the water and alas sunscreen does not work retroactively But it was so nice to see the fish 🐠 🐟
A photo of A group of 8 pigeons or doves standing on a sandy surface. One of them looks strikingly different from the rest and faces the camera. A pigeon? Dove? with coloring i’ve never seen before:  brown, tan and white. The sand it stands on has many footprints and shoe prints. This bird came close to me i assume waiting for food. Which i did not provide. A side view of said pigeon? Dove? with coloring i’ve never seen before:  brown, tan and whiteA photo of the sea from a white sandy florida beach. Theres a sign in the center,  surrounded by greenery at the base with some growing flowers. Behind the sign and going to the left side of the photo is a pier and inlet. The sea is calm and the sky is cloudy. The sand has many pits from peoples steps and tire tracks.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I went to a drive thru zoo XD a giraffe almost ran into my moms car and we saw rhinos fighting!
A very large tortoise in the dirt in an enclosure. He has created an indent in the sand where he is lying. Theres a wooden and screen barrier separating him from the human walking area. A photo of a few giraffes, all being viewed from behind a visible balcony that is elevated off the ground so visitors can feed the giraffes. One giraffe is really close and waiting to be fedA green pasture of grass with a zebra on the right side and two rhinos behind/to the left of the zebra. Behind them is a body of water, and then a thick tall forest of treesA swampy area with lots of green grass, cypress tree knobs, and hidden among the trees are some african horned and hooved animals i’ve forgotten the name of
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I am finally prevailing against the squirrels and my hibiscus is blooming!! Gotta wrap her in a net but hey. And i finally got some roses without fungus!
A single pink rose blooming on a rose bush. Two other buds and an old rose hip are behind it. They are supported by a tomato cage. On the ground behind the bush are planters, a small one with a fake snake in it, and a large one with a viburnum bushA small hibiscus bush covered in black netting with many peach and green colored buds and one singular rather large red hibiscus flower bloom. Behind it wooden planks of a porch can be seen
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i am somehow not surprised but also lmao
@ theodramatist.com
YOUR CLOSEST NEIGHBORHOOD
Roman Catholic
about 22% of US adults • national
SACRAMENTAL • THE LARGEST AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD
Your taste lives in the largest Christian neighborhood in America and the religious tradition with the deepest aesthetic and intellectual archive going. American Catholics today
range across every political and class position, from the post-Vatican |I social-justice tradition through working-class urban parishes to the Latin Mass and Word on Fire
conservatives. The unifying culture is a sacramental imagination, an instinct for the holy in matter, and the church year as the year's hinge.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Azusa from “I’ve been killing slimes for 300 years and maxed out my level” Anime. She is wearing an enormous witch hat.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Type “me core” on Pinterest and see what you get ✨
A girl in a light pink dress and white socks is dramatically lying on the stairs, head face down on her left arm, right arm resting upon a higher stair. Anne Hathaway, a white woman with chocolate brown straight hair, is wearing a pink textured suit blazer and holding a pint of ice cream in one hand, a spoon with a Huge Gob of ice cream in the other. She is posturing to eat the ice cream, mouth open, lips to gob of ice cream. A woman lays in bed wearing an eye cover. An orange cat is sitting next to/ on her, appearing to make biscuitsThe mom from Gilmore Girls tv show is standing next to her daughter. She is holding her bandaged left hand with her right. There’s text across the bottom, presumably the captions, saying “I’m just being dramatic. It’s what i do.”
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Yeah he might just be a little guy! A year is pretty much adult. I’ve got a large boy (20 lbs) and a little lady (9 lbs). They’re the same age. She used to be 6lbs. i fed her kitten food for too long thinking she wasnt grown yet lol. My girl must be a runt cuz she’s always been small.
A large tuxedo cat on the left side of a windowsill, a small brown tabby cat on the right side. Both looking outside the open window, faces to the screen. Green plants are seen outside, near red mulch, pavers, then finally grass. Two aforementioned cats are on a bare mattress, one of the tuxedo’s paw’s touching one of the tabby’s paws. Tabby has airplane ears. (She is annoyed he is touching her.) Tuxedo also has airplane ears. (He is annoyed i’m taking a photo.)A small tabby cat sits on my lap and almost on my playstation 4 controller. She is 6 lb adult here.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Small glimpse into my organic surroundings
Seven 3-day-old chicks in an enclosure. The lighting is red/orange from the heat lamp. They’re not MY chicks, they’re my parents’.A possible blackberry plant. Green unripe berries sit center, surrounded by leavesA single large white magnolia flower in a large treeA photo taken from directly above, of a small potted marigold plant blooming with bright orange flowers. A flower leans on another large ceramic pot, with a few seedlings growing in it. The pots sit on a frosted glass table. There are other plant pots visible in the photo, a blue (green? I am colorblind) one to the left and a white one with an orange butterfly pattern on it to the right
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Me buying more plants halfway across the state, then dirt when i get home, and a planter yesterday at the grocery store
A photo of someones front yard, with a paved walkway, and lots of plants in pots in front of the house. There’s the following words, in black, on a white background:
“ don’t let anyone talk to you out of spending $35 on plants. that $84 will be the best $176 you ever spent. ”
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Treating myself and getting full early 🫣
A photo of some sushi on a white rectangular plate, on a dark wooden table. On the left side is a clear cocacola brand plastic restaurant cup. A silver fork is on the plate.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Moody Florida
A florida sunset on the coast. Striated clouds cover the majority of the photo. A lone tall palm tree is the focal point. On the horizon,land is seen. Water reflects the sunlight gently behind the palm tree, making it appear glowing. At the bottom is a wooden bar fence. The photo is taken from a third story, and the tops of two shorter palm trees can be seen next to and behind the fence. A portrait oriented photograph of a clear river with a pier on the left side. Above the river are grey storm clouds. At the bottom are large beige rocks protecting the shoreline.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I fed a crab 🦀
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My gorgeous adorable goofy girl demanding my attention. Meow, then roll on the floor. Look up, make sure i see how cute she is. Get pets. Repeat.
A tabby cat on the floor. She is rubbing her head against the leg of a chair while looking like she’s doing a very lazy Thriller (by michael jackson) dance. She has greenish-yellow eyes that are kinda crossed in this photo lol.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dont be an asshole? What the actual fuck is wrong with people. I’m not closing my replies because i want to talk to *nice* people. This is why i interact with very few men. Yall just do not know how to talk to people like normal.
Some a hole commenting on my post telling me to take some time off scrolling after i posted about being upset i ruin my nice things accidentally @harrisongreely3.bsky replying “ obviously you don’t know a goddamn thing you put it on the timeline you made it commentable so save your smart ass replies and tighten your shit up” 
When i told him not to give me unhelpful or unsolicited advice (“stop scrolling on my phone and relax”)
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Strawberry shortcake acquired ✅
A strawberry shortcake and silver spoon in a clear plastic container on a black table
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Watched The fifth Element. I hadnt seen it before. When Willis jumps off a balcony i yelled Die Hard Die Hard Die Hard!! Lmfao
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#PromoSky ~ (💕I want friends not followers💗) ⚕️🕶️ migraines/ IIH 🤕 🦋💙 lgbtq🏳️‍🌈 🖤🍁sad stoner💨 🎼🎤ptv, dgd, everything🎶 📚apothecary diaries light novels 🎮Horizon Forbidden west, Sims4 📺Frieren, Ascendance of a Bookworm 🌻Amatuer gardener🌱 🌊Mermaid with a paddleboard🐠 Yapper with nuthin to say🗣️ K luv u bye!
Sims meme. A female adult sim is on the computer while an infant is on the floor, on fire. “I need to go
Go to the aquarium” 
and shown is an anime woman laying on the floor on her stomach with extremely long black hair. It covers her face, her upper back, her buttcrack (she is technically nude but you can’t see anything, i JUST realized she’s naked and i saved this meme months ago) and on the sides of the image are some realistic looking fish“Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry” and shown is a Chickorita, a green pokemon with a leaf for hair, with an angry look on her face. A photograph of Rainbow River. Shown is a clear blue sky, riverside trees such as tall pines and oaks, then near the edge of the river the water is full of grass that peeks out of the water about a foot. The water is perfectly clear, and looks deep blue where it is deep. Through the water lots of different river grasses can be seen, mostly green but a patch is reddish near the bottom left of the image.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Idk how these keep getting in my house this year but they STING if you touch them and i HATE THEM Not to mention they become big nasty moths 🤢 It ends here ya bastard 🩴
A VERY small black fuzzy caterpillar. Literally not even as long as my shortest fingernail
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A damn armadillo tore my plant up!! Right as it started opening flowers!!! It protected now (hopefully)
A succulent with roots exposed on its side. It has been dug up by an animalA green succulent back in the ground with some rocks around it. There are also plant supports placed all around it, and its extremely long stem holding up flowers is resting on one of them
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Whew i think i’m a little toooo crazy for social media rn. gonna restrict maybe delete the app for a lil, but prob not lmao Post of positivity~ My succulent was an indoor plant but its kinda flourishing outside, even maybe flowering
My poor little green succulent trying to flower. The stem is long and pink with droopy little knobs at the end that may be buds. Around and in front of it is lots of brown leaves and grass blades.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Saw so much wildlife today!! I’m stinky and migrainey but it was worth it. That gator was within ten feet of me!! And i think i saw turtles mating or fighting (both?)!
An alligator sunbathing in/on a grass bed in a riverThree turtles sunbathing on a tree brach poking out of the waterTwo “wood ducks” as i heard from another paddler. One is brown with a lighter color around their eye and one has an emerald green head with a bright orange eye, and a dark brown/burgundy chestA photo of a turtle swimming underwater, taken from above. The turtle has green fuzzies on the lower half of his shell
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gonna paddleboard today!! Havent gone in months!! Hoping to stay warm and migraine free 😅
Photograph of an empty spring river. The white sand at the bottom is visible, as is dark patches of grass on the sides. Near the center of the photo is a wooden deck. There are lots of trees around.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Screencaps from Rugrats. Didi walks into the kitchen where Stu, looking exhausted, is mixing something in a pot. Didi says, arms out, “ it’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?“ and Stu says “because I’ve lost control of my life“
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