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Femme Eeyore

@daftlyapt.bsky.social
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30. Big feelings, Little world. Free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 I’m just a bi witch bitch with migraines and cats. I swim with goggles on and sing pretty good.

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Andromeda 🪐 @thewitchyfairy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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🥀 Serana 🥀 @serana666.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
misandry isn’t real but if it was i’d be so good at it
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you whoever made Aldi’s coke knockoff!!!! Its delicious (seriously the closest taste to coke), cheap, and i’m not giving Cocacola my money !! Its the only thing that keeps me from eating out every single fucking day too.
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“fix your posture” have you ever considered the fact that my angel wings can be heavy to carry sometimes
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 12/10/2026
this is community 🪴
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I had a moment of terror as something solid fell onto my cereal from the milk jug It was just frozen milk!!
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Robert Downey Jr. Relief
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. Has his hand over his heart and look of relief on his face as he stands behind an open car door. Laid over the immage is a a word “phew” that fades in and out of the image right over his hand
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I freaking hate that i have to do this whole scene and mini game to propose in tomadachi life. It will let you go through the whole thing just to say you cant because you’re underage (Usagi is dying to marry Chise), but i cant usually finish it in one go and its SOOOOO LOOOONNGGG whhyyyyy
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank god i was in the shower already when slightly overcast weather became a house shaking CLAP of thunder. I think i pissed myself.
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🍏vero🍎 @piningappless.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
fairy cm✨️
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Consider this as a gift as you taste him on your lips And he’s making you scream with his hands on your hips I hope he’s leaving you empty baby, this is just a fix.  Such a simple. Little. Whore.” God 2006 was a year for MUSIC!!
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When I Get Home, You're So Dead by Mayday Parade on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 3:30
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This blood on my hands is Something i cannot forgeee🤮🤮tt👹
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Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche' by Escape the Fate on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 3:51
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my fav songs to sing, so beautiful
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Good Enough by Evanescence on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 5:31
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Growing up, if i didnt mop once a week religiously, it was painfully obvious and disgusting. I just mopped twice cuz i hadnt mopped in i have no idea how long, but it was totally unnecessary, as the only things i got on the second pass was more hair. God i love having 0 children or dogs!!
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two women sit on a park bench. One says, "I have an appointment. Is it okay if I leave you by yourself?" Panel 2: The other smiles. "Don't worry. My thoughts keep me company." Panel 3: The friend waves goodbye and leaves. Panel 4: The woman sits alone. A bird sings, flowers bloom. Her thought bubble: "I'm so alone."
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𝙶𝚎𝚎𝚔𝙶𝚢𝚛𝚕 @geekgyrl.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Since it's October...
What to do if There's a Witch at Your Door?

STEP ONE: Invite them in.
STEP TWO: Make tea.
STEP THREE: Plot against the puritans (and the Fascists).
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omega dean winchester ₊ ⊹ ׅ⋆ @grvmoire.art · 09/10/2026
don't be fooled i am a misandrist
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𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚋𝚢 ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:・ @mothmaam.online · 08/10/2026
I love witches. There needs to be more of them.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How does Pinterest see you? • Pusheen • Eyeshadow • Pattern • Dessert I gotta do these more so my feed wont be so monotonous!!
Cartoon cat Pusheen looking like a squishmallow in a pink knit sweaterAn iridescent eyeshadow look on a white person with blue eyes. On the center of the eyelid is a shiny gold and the outer areas have a matte purple/blue color, and a shimmery white in the corner. Her lashes seem to have a brown mascara on them. A denim blue background with repetitive stars and celestial suns with facesA possibly generated photo, but hopefully not. A scalloped dessert plate with a slice of very aesthetically pleasing strawberry shortcake sits on a wood table next to a cup of iced coffee, a small vase with flowers, and a blue gingham napkin with a fork resting on it.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I asked siri if it was gonna stop raining at any point today and he literally said it will stop raining Tuesday. I said no fucking way, i must have misheard that, but i looked at the weather and i’ll be fucked. Rain, until tuesday. Every hour of every day. God damn.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having a migraine is Using my hot vape to give myself a face massage
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Tina Craig's Facial Massage Routine
Alt: Tina Craig's Facial Massage Routine An asian woman, with her long hair pulled back out of her face, is massaging her face with an unknown white handheld device
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HAHAHAHHA my sister been asking for that Caroline Herrera Good Girl perfume, but i didnt remember the name or anything and thought i found it 😋 Its a knock off 😭😂 Says Ferrera 😂😂 i’m so dumb i woulda looked it up earlier but my phone was dead lmfao she’s still getting it for chrimmas
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry I faked my orgasm, but I had to go... McDonald's was about to stop serving breakfast.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only in the sims will Santa Claus call you and ask you if you want to come to his birthday party, at YOUR house. Uhhh sure thanks for asking~ Also kinda ironic Father Winter’s birthday is in Summer 😋
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Mean Girls theme on EA Launcher for Sims is sooooo cute!!! Wish i could keep it forever
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Monster High dolls have that pregnant posture and i see it in the way some artists draw women and i .. dont like it. I dont know why exactly but it really bothers me. Tbh i like everything else about the dolls, so it is literally the posture thing
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve always lived with someone (my dad or my bfs/husband) who would re-enact the scary parts of scary movies. Or try to elicit a jump scare. We watched obsession last night, and god was it an amazing movie, but also SO FUN to be the scary one omg! Mwuahahahahha 😈
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wtf Sunday Mornin Comin Down aint a Johnny Cash song????
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazon making everything in japnese when you choose japanese for anime is hilarious. My husband has been watching that one guy from Top Gear doing a show about Farming completely in J dub, which is objectively amazing voice acting. Is it worth watching Project Hail Mary this way? I’m already laughin
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have lots of things to say about everything but it only makes me remember things i dont wanna so i will talk about other things Like My kitty is being TORTURED by me not eating the straight turkey on my plate lol
A white ceramic plate with some deli turkey and a slice of cheese is on my lap. Next to me is my cat, watching intently with slight airplane ears. She wants my turkey so bad lol.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I played so much Super Mario 64 that i dreamt in it, over multiple summers. Also Diddy Kong Racing was our go-to multiplayer game lol
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Danced moving my arms more for my rings on my apple watch… which is dead. Lol
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So unemployed i report every hateful skeet posted by the bums harassing other people. Its like my gossip, my little fun. Digging in someone elses life a bit. A bit of drama i allow myself.
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love hype songs like X Gon Give It To Ya, Wooly Booly, Whoomp There It Is.. honestly Sexy And I Know It too
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Linocut by contemporary printmaker Mariann Johansen-Ellis #WomensArt
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I LOVE YOU SENSHI. YOU JUST GET IT
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wtf brother it is 55 degrees in SEPTEMBER IN FLORIDA Oh but the high is 87.. what the fuck?
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pointing and laughing at the lifted pickup truck for holding up traffic, having to make a three point turn instead of just jumping the curb making a U Turn cuz they dont have off road tires
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Kim Joo Ryung's Point And Laugh Schadenfreude
Alt: Kim Joo Ryung's Point And Laugh Schadenfreude
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Waking up from nightmares after sweating all night >.<
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genshin- related photos i’ve saved recently, in order of insanity 😏
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Femme Eeyore @daftlyapt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stupid brain. Get high?? No grind!! Only high >:( Ok well to get high i have to grind up some weed. Doing something else does not magically grind anything up, and then i’ll be in even more pain cuz i pushed myself. Ughhhhh!
Dog meme in three panels:
First panel, a drawn dog holds a toy in its mouth. “Pls throw??”
Second panel, a drawn hand attempts to grab the dog toy. The dog now has “angry eyebrows” and says “NO TAKE!!”
Third panel, zooms into angry dog face and above reads “ONLY THROW”
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