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Kempe

@d2kemps.bsky.social
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38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle. He / Him

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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If those are the choices, I'd say The Brothers Karamazov.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Call me old fashioned, but Zombie by The Cranberries didn't need a techno remix.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Altar
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Nyugodj Békében Altar
Alt: Nyugodj Békében Altar
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm still annoyed that the correct thing to add to my food matters deck is something called "Ninja Pizza."
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somehow still going to win with Thassa's Oracle
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026
Nicer video of both our songs youtu.be/OGiAgz2JV4Y?...
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Disco Wizard at McGinty’s 9-17-26
YouTube video by Seth Nesin
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is, of course, different from every other night due to the quantity of nerdity, not quality.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sounds like my search history.
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tklv.bsky.social @tklv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've seen a lot of "who even cares about the Kennedy Center" sentiments, and let me tell you: people who live here care. People who went to those shows, the people who performed there. It may be easy to write it off as a Broadway tour stop, but it was so much more than that.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everybody check on your elder sapphics are they doing ok do they need fluids
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boomer growing to the size of the room, surrounded by food, then moving his tail to reveal two kittens he calls "Forgetfulness" and "Want"
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh wait maybe I am interested in the remake
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The ceiling for pancakes is higher. If all you've had is buttermilk, you're missing out.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
theonion.com/dad-suggests...
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Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early
CARLISLE, MA—Planning for his family’s Saturday evening flight to Florida, local dad Walter Holbrook suggested arriving at the airport at least 14 hours early, sources confirmed. "The plane leaves at ...
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Jules Sherred (he/him) @geekyjules.julessherred.com · 01/09/2026
Okay! Full details of the CHASING CARS Kickstarter are now on the pre-launch page. Sorry for the wall of text. The pre-launch page isn't allowing images or heading jump links. Click that "Notify me on launch" button! The more who do, the better the chance of becoming a featured project. Pls share!
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Coming soon: Chasing Cars: A Novel
A coming-of-age novel, based on the author's experiences, about an autistic pregnant trans teen boy in the Canadian foster care system.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have started The Godfather 3 times in my life but only just finished it last night. The first time was in high school where a friend lent me his VHS and learned that I can't be trusted to borrow things (VHS was fine, but cardboard case was crushed). Hope I take less than 20 years to watch part 2.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sweet and sour sauce has an aftertaste. Duck Sauce made the electronic hit song "Barbra Streisand"
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Doctor's Orders" is definitely already a porn title. Might be the title of more than 10 movies of the genre. And that's only including the subset of the genre of which I partake; it might reach triple digits if we included all subsets.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You should do a reading of "kids book" for the kids. And for us. Really for everyone.
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New secret lair kinda goes
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just saw Your Name for the first time a few weeks ago!
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
5. I called a tire guy to help fix my tires (Montgomery County Roadside dude named Cameron he's great) and he quoted me 10:30 arrival time. I got distracted, looked down at the clock at 10:41, and panicked before looking at a text from him saying he was 15 minutes out 14 minutes ago.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Shout-outs to learning what the word "duress" meant in 8th grade after reading "The Caine Mutiny"
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They never resolve the issue with Ms. Gulch, do they? That witch is going to be back the next day to get Toto euthanized. That's why Dorothy leaves in the first place.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It is Thor/ Improvisation Capstone, but it eats in the current meta game that doesn't have its footing in the new set yet.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Alert: ponza is viable in standard. This is not a drill. Ponza is legal and viable in standard. Prepare accordingly.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A (bad) paint edit of the cover of the book "Clifford: The Big Red Detective" with 'Reacher' covering 'Clifford' in the title and Clifford's face replaced with Reacher's face.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/08/2026
I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
fake retro-looking ad for tomantoes...the tomato for him
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was very difficult and I got it off the back of a Silent card.
Slay the Spire 2 run screen for a successful Necrobinder run on Ascension 10.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Endgame screen of Riichi Mahjongg with a graph of the game trajectory showing me being ahead the entire game. My final score of 68400 is greater than the computer scores of 22600, 22700, and 6300 combined.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gotta get your protein in somehow.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need to walk outside between two building as part of my job. It's a 3-minute walk and I'm making it 3-4 times a day. It has been raining intermittently for the past two days and I haven't been caught yet.
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Thrash Panda 🔜 Album #5 @thrashpandamusic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Your HP hangers on aren't going to read Discworld because there's nothing to define themselves with. Ursula LeGuin won't let them take another crack at high school where they're secretly The Special One
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I know nothing about DanDaDan, but I assume it is a shonen action anime about people playing the DânDân format from Magic: The Gathering.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Garfield spoof comic called Giefeld that's just the original comic drawn in the style of Rob Liefeld.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
An anime literally just came out of a guy izekai'd into a world where everyone is just a little bit dumb.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Goodness, all the time. I can usually figure it out pretty quickly, but I still have that split-second of uncertainty. I assumed this was not specifically autism.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
2. Went to spray spot remover on my shirt and the nozzle wouldn't spray. When I went to fix it, I noticed the bottle was bleach.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1. Today I spilled water on my pants. On my waterproof pants I inexplicably decided to wear today. I own one pair of waterproof pants.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm gonna start by defining terms. "Lucky" means good events unaffected by circumstances that explain the event. Winning at roulette is luck. Getting let off of a speeding ticket with a warning is not.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am lucky. Very lucky. Unusually lucky. Favorite Vegas game is roulette lucky. So I want to make a thread of times where I was unreasonably lucky to keep track.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. I couldn't find a gif for Head Over Heels (2001) and I already used Perfect Blue (1997) for a similar post.
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Michelle Yeoh as Eleanor Young: Smh
Alt: Michelle Yeoh as Eleanor Young in Crazy Rich Asians (2018) shaking her head in disgust at an outdoor party at night.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Purchased body wash, bananas, and lube at the grocery store. I didn't understand the coy look the cashier gave me until I was halfway to the car.
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Birds out here belting out the Ring Cycle by Wagner.
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't know what this means either
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Kempe @d2kemps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Penguin Water Spray Prank
ALT: Penguin Water Spray Prank
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