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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 2h
If your friend's dog dies i do NOT think you should send them a dog shaped candle?? Sorry your dog died, here's another one you can kill with your own hands!???? www.etsy.com/listing/4458...
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Dog Loss Sympathy Gift Box Memorial Comfort Care Package for Pet Bereavement Support - Etsy
This Gift Boxes item by LOVELLAGIFTS has 5 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Tampa, FL. Listed on Sep 17, 2026
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 22h
It's because Republicans are functionally illiterate, so they wouldn't know the difference between "hawks" and "hawkeyes". It's wild to me that anyone is surprised or shocked by this.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 28/09/2026
!!!!! you take kleenex out of his mouth
Oscar the grouch tissue box
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Butter Cookie varsity jacket is back! 🧈 meyocostudio.com/products/but...
Model wearing butter cookie themed varsity jacketModel wearing butter cookie themed varsity jacket
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 26/09/2026
What is this and why is it $500 Wrong answers only
Antique jar that says "Put Your Fist In"
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 26/09/2026
Do you think if i post about You Can See Everything enough, nathan will just dm me a link to it
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 26/09/2026
can we watch You Can See Everything yet
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION BLUESKY! Annie says they are really hoping to boost the number of artists (crew, performers, creative teams, anyone) outside New York who are filling this out to get a broader sampling. If you are in the arts please take a second and fill this out!
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Annie Dorsen @anniedorsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Music/dance/theater people: there is *one week* left to add your voice to the Impact of AI on the Performing Arts survey.
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GenAI Usage in the Performing Arts
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Carol Mertz @carolmertz.itch.io · 21/09/2026
Send us your experimental game — we wanna help you show it off! Get a chance to share your project onstage at GDC next spring, and help us inspire more people to make strange and experimental projects that change how we think about games. <3
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 21/09/2026
HELL YEAH
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 19/09/2026
OMG
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“no one wants to date you, the women who pretend to like you actually also hate you” haha
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Your Pal Jace @jacezilla.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yellin at mama
a very small tabby kitten sitting in front of a fridge and screaming
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 17/09/2026
Today I learned that if I eat a big poke bowl and then also mint chocolate chip ice cream, I will feel like I want to die for about 3 hours afterward.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration drawn in a loose sketchy pencil style of four small, generalized sparrow-type birds of no specific species perching in a tangle of branches. Near each bird are words in a hand drawn blackletter style reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 15/09/2026
Can we please watch the new Nathan Fielder film yet it's literally all I've been thinking about for DAYS
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 12/09/2026
Normalize putting the actual recall info in the text of the fucking post
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh huh the thumbnail crops off the words here are the words see the joke is that elizabeth holmes mouse ate nathan's cheese and is lying about it in a way that is unnerving
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."

Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 04/09/2026
oh cool, on the same day as expensive tooth stuff I also got a speeding ticket for going the exact speed as all the other cars on the highway. love it.
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Jason Hancock @jasonhancock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Missouri Supreme Court put the congressional redistricting referendum on the November ballot and barred the state from using the GOP-drawn 2025 map for the election. The ruling is unanimous — all judges concurred. Story coming soon. #moleg #mogov missouriindependent.com
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Home • Missouri Independent
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 03/09/2026
I chipped a tooth so here's an xray you guys can look at of my teeth
Xray of front lower teeth with a big chip in the corner of 24
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“No Country for Old Jenn” Jordan @jennlynnjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Went up in my neighborhood first thing Sept 1. God bless
A suburban Long Island home whose lawn is covered in giant skeletons, and a giant werewolf and Grim Reapers and angels of death and so on and so forth
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration. On top of a grassy hill are a stack of dimensionally-rendered letters reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’. A bunny and a squirrel and a bird and a butterfly are nearby. A little mouse is poking its head out of the’O’ in ‘Today’. There are flowers and colorful mushrooms in the grass. A friendly orange sun in a blue sky with one puffy cloud is the background.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 31/08/2026
Anybody in STL have the spoons to do a TNR for me? I'm beyond burned out and cannot handle this one. He's hanging around near 35XX Nebraska BIG balls Will let me pet his head but is a bit skiddish
Cream orange tom cat in south st louis
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 28/08/2026
Sometimes i do something really dumb like wait for months for a doctor appointment and then show up to the wrong office. Guess I'm trying again in December to see this specialist. That's their next opening. Fuck.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 26/08/2026
Do you want access to banned books? Do you want to show support for libraries, without leaving your phone? Los Angeles Public Library has a Read Freely program that gives you a special library card to access their banned books catalog. You can even read them in Libby! www.lapl.org/library-card...
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Read Freely | Los Angeles Public Library
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A digital illustration of Statler and Waldorf, the sarcastic old man muppets, seen sitting in their opera box at the Muppet Theatre and heckling whatever is happening onstage. Probably Fozzie’s act. Starler is in the right with the big chin. Waldorf is in the left with the mustache and heavy lidded eyes. But the are almost always shown in the reverse order of their names. There are red curtains behind them and along with some bits of filigree in the front of their box are some brass (?) letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“I will not accept your money.” Sounds good, fake cowboy!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week
YEAH, I HAVE A PHD
A PILE OF HOT DOGS
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Dyqik @dyqik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Komatsu repair guy holding a small orange kitten wearing a tiny construction safety hat (the kitten is wearing the safety hat, the guy has Komatsu baseball cap)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.
There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat. The kitten in a safety vest.The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.
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oldsputnik.bsky.social @oldsputnik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is bread and cake still safe. Asking for my friend Marie!!
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 24/08/2026
Hey no one has said a single thing about the new season of ted lasso. Is it bad?? Or did no one watch it yet? I have 32 episodes left on my xfiles rewatch before i do anything else and I'm worried that ted lasso is gonna let me down
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
J. Jonah Jameson meme that says

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
BEATING UP JAKE LANG
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 @gcbaccaris.itch.io · 23/08/2026
how about them apples
young white-tailed buck with velvety antlers standing under an apple treeyoung white-tailed buck with velvety antlers standing up perfectly straight to reach for apples
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St. Louis Public Radio @stlpublicradio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today marks the 150th anniversary of the Great Divorce, when the city of St. Louis voted to separate itself from St. Louis County, creating a divide that still shapes the region today. Hear more about the origin of the split in this “Meet Me” episode:
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The Great Divorce: How St. Louis split itself in two 150 years ago
In 1876, the riverfront city of St. Louis voted to separate itself from St. Louis County, creating a divide that still shapes the region today. The “Meet Me” debut episode explores the city-county lin...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Inventing an iceberg lettuce, jalapenos, eggs and blueberries dish called Roulette Salad.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026
This isn't a "surprising message of support for trans adults". This is a bigot whose arm is being twisted into doing public relations damage control by the media network that invested billions into a franchise she's been poisoning with hate for the last decade.
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Tuesday Badell @americanoonline.com · 21/08/2026
Big thanks to @wunfatkid.bsky.social for buying me an iced cream that matches my vaccine bandaid
Tuesday holding a strawberry Wendy's frosty with a cvs bandaid
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Honestly this is the right way to look at things
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