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Gabriel Bell

@czechtwice.bsky.social
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Being real, Kansas could do way worse than it did on this scale
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m the dorkiest dude on earth and this is just straight up stupid. We do not need a Scrooge extended universe, we especially don’t need it with a drunken woman beating piece of dogshit.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The thing is, Ritchson is the wholesome kind of boringly centrist dude. He just happens to notice a few things are wildly not okay and says so. Need more dudes like that.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Really can’t overstate how incompetent the administration is that they stripped a department so bare it can’t follow a literal trail of explosive shit back to a source in under a month
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Actually republicans can shut the fuck up. Go advise the republicans to stop being Nazis you bootlicking toady opportunist fucks.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip
Alt: Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Garak and Bashir Kiss
Alt: Garak and Bashir Kiss
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you post about the decision to homeschool children being generally rooted in fear, abuse, and control a whole bunch of fearful, abusive, controlling parents will flock to your comments to outline their fear, abuse, and control as if it disproves you
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The things I’m about to do when the beefy five layer burrito goes back to its introductory 99 cents pricing will make god look away
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So far the only source for this is the Washington reporter - a low rent conservative grift rag run off a dot news website. Literally no one else reported this “rumor,” just the blue check who needs the click money. Maybe we could all act like it’s not our first day on the fucking internet, once?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love you too Robocop
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
💅🏾
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The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public
Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Had to call in sick because I’ve been up for like 36 hours roasting Lindsey Graham
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
On the one hand the diarrhea parasite sounds miserable on the other 3-6 months off work on medical leave and losing ten pounds doesn’t sound awful
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Unfortunately, that cringey ass “a fascist worked out today - did you?” is about the only argument working on my subconscious to get me in the gym rn so here we be
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Test 👏 your 👏 drugs 👏
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Threads is an interesting site in that everyone can read in technicality but no one can read in practicality
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Prayers up for the finances of the discrete rent boys of the greater DC metro
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026
politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s your duty as a human being to speak ill of the dead at length. All these evil fucks have is legacy, and to date they have every reason to believe theirs will be protected. Make sure they know that it won’t be. The legacy should be so reviled that their descendants reject the family name.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A good number of democratic politicians would’ve been posting about the quiet Austrian painter the world lost instead of correctly pointing out that the world’s greatest monster splattered his brains across a bunker wall because he was too much of a pussy to stand trial for his crimes
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re wishing peace for Lindsey Graham’s family, or sharing friendly thoughts about him, then you lack the necessary rage to be a good human being. I hope it hurt, I hope he shit himself, and I hope his gravesite is a public urinal. I want the same for any offering comfort to his loved ones.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham dropping dead out of nowhere.
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh, you don't want me to wish death and suffering upon people I disagree with politically? Bro, I wish death on people in TRAFFIC. You think I'm gonna pull back when I see a Corporate Nazi in the hospital? That's not how wishes work, and I'm not a genie. Grow up and get cool.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
also i feel like if youre a man doubling down on platner or trying to defend your previous support of him after all this nonsense started coming out.... your psychosexual insecurities are showing
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
FINALLY getting a chance to watch Project Hail Mary and y’all did not let me down this shit rips
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I need a month or year off work
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DC-area reporters please understand there is exactly one story we want to see labeled as “breaking news” the rest of them are just stuff happening
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m glad it rained nonstop for 6 hours today because these folks are putting in displays like they dumped the retirement fund
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Handfuls of people rush to find alternative plans
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Somebody point out to him that if he goes for the record he would get bipartisan viewership setting ratings records unheard of before
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I know a lot of graphic designers / illustrators who got hit hard with layoffs a few years ago, and every single one of them is ecstatic over the AI boom…because they’re starting to get jobs to come unfuck and unravel the slop that replaced them.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m so happy HIMS is sponsoring behind the bastards because it’s frankly a crime it’s taken this long for @iwriteok.bsky.social to get paid for plugging gas station dick pills
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Would actually make a great curb episode
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If it happens on the fourth I’m dropping my 401k on fireworks and doing dick helicopters on my roof until 6 am
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
See this is the stuff we mean when we say they’re the same.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m gonna really try to take some non gym pictures next week guys
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Spokane 3 were just convicted and are awaiting sentencing. The same just happened in DFW. Not to mention the many state charges against protesting or the thousands who are being illegally kidnapped, detained, and deported without due process.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gotta hand it to the guy, he only had to collapse the global economy, burn through munitions and start a war to get a deal almost half as good as the one Obama signed by talking
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I did every one of those things already this week somebody shut this frog voiced fuck up
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/06/2026
Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis today.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jell-o anything can fuck right off
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I like the toilet paper to be replenished and I can’t imagine having an opinion beyond “nobody forgot to refill it”
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IS THE CAR OKAY
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