Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Being real, Kansas could do way worse than it did on this scale 130
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m the dorkiest dude on earth and this is just straight up stupid. We do not need a Scrooge extended universe, we especially don’t need it with a drunken woman beating piece of dogshit. 080
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The thing is, Ritchson is the wholesome kind of boringly centrist dude. He just happens to notice a few things are wildly not okay and says so. Need more dudes like that. 190
Reposted by Gabriel BellRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant 412079177
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Really can’t overstate how incompetent the administration is that they stripped a department so bare it can’t follow a literal trail of explosive shit back to a source in under a month 040
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Actually republicans can shut the fuck up. Go advise the republicans to stop being Nazis you bootlicking toady opportunist fucks. 140
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comMatt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in EurotripAlt: Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip 151
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comGarak and Bashir KissAlt: Garak and Bashir Kiss 001
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you post about the decision to homeschool children being generally rooted in fear, abuse, and control a whole bunch of fearful, abusive, controlling parents will flock to your comments to outline their fear, abuse, and control as if it disproves you 180
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The things I’m about to do when the beefy five layer burrito goes back to its introductory 99 cents pricing will make god look away 080
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026So far the only source for this is the Washington reporter - a low rent conservative grift rag run off a dot news website. Literally no one else reported this “rumor,” just the blue check who needs the click money. Maybe we could all act like it’s not our first day on the fucking internet, once? 1253
Reposted by Gabriel BellBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I love you too Robocop 191914370
Reposted by Gabriel BellHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026💅🏾futurism.comThe Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in PublicMeta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home. 24726177
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Had to call in sick because I’ve been up for like 36 hours roasting Lindsey Graham 170
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026On the one hand the diarrhea parasite sounds miserable on the other 3-6 months off work on medical leave and losing ten pounds doesn’t sound awful 040
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Unfortunately, that cringey ass “a fascist worked out today - did you?” is about the only argument working on my subconscious to get me in the gym rn so here we be 180
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Threads is an interesting site in that everyone can read in technicality but no one can read in practicality 120
Reposted by Gabriel BellTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket 74102701897
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Prayers up for the finances of the discrete rent boys of the greater DC metro 053
Reposted by Gabriel BellMatthew Kay @mjskay.com · 12/07/2026politicians want everyone to speak well of terrible people who died because many of them are terrible people who will die 1004930954
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s your duty as a human being to speak ill of the dead at length. All these evil fucks have is legacy, and to date they have every reason to believe theirs will be protected. Make sure they know that it won’t be. The legacy should be so reviled that their descendants reject the family name. 0156
Reposted by Gabriel Bellceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 197177563111
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A good number of democratic politicians would’ve been posting about the quiet Austrian painter the world lost instead of correctly pointing out that the world’s greatest monster splattered his brains across a bunker wall because he was too much of a pussy to stand trial for his crimes 1516
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If you’re wishing peace for Lindsey Graham’s family, or sharing friendly thoughts about him, then you lack the necessary rage to be a good human being. I hope it hurt, I hope he shit himself, and I hope his gravesite is a public urinal. I want the same for any offering comfort to his loved ones. 2223
Reposted by Gabriel BellGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense. 310121374563
Reposted by Gabriel BellJeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Oh, you don't want me to wish death and suffering upon people I disagree with politically? Bro, I wish death on people in TRAFFIC. You think I'm gonna pull back when I see a Corporate Nazi in the hospital? That's not how wishes work, and I'm not a genie. Grow up and get cool. 3498
Reposted by Gabriel BellKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026also i feel like if youre a man doubling down on platner or trying to defend your previous support of him after all this nonsense started coming out.... your psychosexual insecurities are showing 6119284
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026FINALLY getting a chance to watch Project Hail Mary and y’all did not let me down this shit rips 260
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026DC-area reporters please understand there is exactly one story we want to see labeled as “breaking news” the rest of them are just stuff happening 0115
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m glad it rained nonstop for 6 hours today because these folks are putting in displays like they dumped the retirement fund 050
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Handfuls of people rush to find alternative plans 041
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Somebody point out to him that if he goes for the record he would get bipartisan viewership setting ratings records unheard of before 000
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I know a lot of graphic designers / illustrators who got hit hard with layoffs a few years ago, and every single one of them is ecstatic over the AI boom…because they’re starting to get jobs to come unfuck and unravel the slop that replaced them. 161
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’m so happy HIMS is sponsoring behind the bastards because it’s frankly a crime it’s taken this long for @iwriteok.bsky.social to get paid for plugging gas station dick pills 010
Reposted by Gabriel BellBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead. 358145904847
Reposted by Gabriel BellJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/06/2026me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome 663516482
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If it happens on the fourth I’m dropping my 401k on fireworks and doing dick helicopters on my roof until 6 am 1162
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026See this is the stuff we mean when we say they’re the same. 020
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I’m gonna really try to take some non gym pictures next week guys 240
Reposted by Gabriel BellKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Spokane 3 were just convicted and are awaiting sentencing. The same just happened in DFW. Not to mention the many state charges against protesting or the thousands who are being illegally kidnapped, detained, and deported without due process. 41188171
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Gotta hand it to the guy, he only had to collapse the global economy, burn through munitions and start a war to get a deal almost half as good as the one Obama signed by talking 261
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I did every one of those things already this week somebody shut this frog voiced fuck up 040
Reposted by Gabriel BellChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 16/06/2026Please pay attention to what's happening in Minneapolis today. 8804144
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I like the toilet paper to be replenished and I can’t imagine having an opinion beyond “nobody forgot to refill it” 110