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Gabriel Bell

@czechtwice.bsky.social
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I’d rather be picking up something heavy. Certified for forklift and all powered industrial trucks.

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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13h
Took my son for another driving lesson and dude kept riding the ditch side of the road (an unfun perk of country life) On the drive back I drove directly on the edge of it so he could understand why I kept screaming get over.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 14h
Real weird that all these dudes just absolutely hate women. Imagine being offended by ass.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20h
There’s also a not small contingent of Kansans who think Papistry is the antichrist cult so it’ll be interesting to see how this plays out in the deep red western parts.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20h
I think y’all are giving the man entirely too much credit. He’s that stupid stone sober too.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 21h
It’s perfect for the 40’s, once you get into the 50’s it starts to get real weird if you’re drug free
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m finally starting to feel good at 250
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I deleted all text based social media for a couple months, it was a nice hiatus
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My current rankings for enjoyment and perceived effect: Shrugs (anything I can put 400lbs+ on a bar for is awesome) Pendlay rows Cable pullovers
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I don’t drink” “Then how will you be able to enjoy drinking in a literal sewer? Riddle me this.”
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Instead of “back day” I do 1-2 back exercises on both leg and chest days (so 4x a week, hitting different parts of the back each day) and I think it’s working.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just love boobs tbqh
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So instead of baiting I’ll just be very grateful for every beautiful woman with giant breasts
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can never write one of those “I’ve never seen a beautiful women with giant breasts” tweets because it feels mean and I can’t even lie for the bit
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lil Prostate Exam
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This year I once again hit my deadlift 10x my age goal on my birthday, and that’s getting to easy. My new goal is squat 10x my age. Current max is 370, so I’ll need to add 50lbs to that by August. Not likely this year but I’ll see how close and keep it for next too.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spent about 7 months holding 235. Let that get up to 250 over the summer. Really prefer my energy level at this weight, but not the body fat, so I’m focused on recomping with minimal to no weight loss over the winter. Set new all time PRs for squat and deadlift, approaching one for bench.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not until the hair grows back, but it will grow back
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Telling everybody at work I have explosive diarrhea so they don’t ask why my teams status is away < telling everybody at work I have explosive diarrhea so they know I fuck
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I couldn’t decide where best to apostrophe so I just went with the Q
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have no idea if I’m back but hey, Qrop Top
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But where will I get to experience vicarious shame and bemusement
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not when you’re male presenting nah.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We can’t help everyone is a lie sold to you by people who don’t want to help anyone
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lake or elsewhere?
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I hit my head a lot and I have the titty genetics of a pre-silicon playmate so it’s a mixed bag to be sure
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No shade to your work ethic either.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bro I’d go to 270-285 if I had shoulder genetics like you. Fucking yoked.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Being real, Kansas could do way worse than it did on this scale
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Also I love Reacher, it’s the most watchable shit ever, so anything that keeps supporting that hobby is good, selfishly
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m the dorkiest dude on earth and this is just straight up stupid. We do not need a Scrooge extended universe, we especially don’t need it with a drunken woman beating piece of dogshit.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In before the part about arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor etc.. Yeah, that’s a normal centrist position before internet brain. “People who murder should go to jail” is just straight up basic average joe school of thought. I’m glad he has it
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The thing is, Ritchson is the wholesome kind of boringly centrist dude. He just happens to notice a few things are wildly not okay and says so. Need more dudes like that.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Really can’t overstate how incompetent the administration is that they stripped a department so bare it can’t follow a literal trail of explosive shit back to a source in under a month
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Any dem who’s listening to never Trump republican, a former Trump republican, or any fucking republican should make out with the business end of a 30 aught
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Actually republicans can shut the fuck up. Go advise the republicans to stop being Nazis you bootlicking toady opportunist fucks.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They gonna have to find a way to pack the big gun in somehow, somewhere tho
Let us reason together
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh man he’s my favorite across all of it. Any love I have for hulk - and there’s lots - is backboned by “let us reason together”
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
FUUUUUCK YOU IM STILL WAITING ON MINE. This is the figure I’ve said since I picked up a comic i would be perfectly happy to have only this one and no others
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip
Alt: Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m really exited to see what other open license properties they can sign
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@poopfoot.bsky.social jelly?
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sorry I don’t get my jollies running down a fox on horseback before rogering a stable boy
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
100 here but we got like two more days then a break. I’m ready.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Garak and Bashir Kiss
Alt: Garak and Bashir Kiss
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Libs are almost as bad as the maga group at this, they’ll fire off a bunch of pseudo woke variations of the same issues, all landing in fear, abuse, or control.
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you post about the decision to homeschool children being generally rooted in fear, abuse, and control a whole bunch of fearful, abusive, controlling parents will flock to your comments to outline their fear, abuse, and control as if it disproves you
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Absolute best mind space for deadlifting
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
At this point I’d settle for weather I could wear long sleeves indoors
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Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The things I’m about to do when the beefy five layer burrito goes back to its introductory 99 cents pricing will make god look away
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