Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 13hTook my son for another driving lesson and dude kept riding the ditch side of the road (an unfun perk of country life) On the drive back I drove directly on the edge of it so he could understand why I kept screaming get over. 170
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 14hReal weird that all these dudes just absolutely hate women. Imagine being offended by ass. 080
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20hThere’s also a not small contingent of Kansans who think Papistry is the antichrist cult so it’ll be interesting to see how this plays out in the deep red western parts. 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20hI think y’all are giving the man entirely too much credit. He’s that stupid stone sober too. 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 21hIt’s perfect for the 40’s, once you get into the 50’s it starts to get real weird if you’re drug free 000
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I deleted all text based social media for a couple months, it was a nice hiatus 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My current rankings for enjoyment and perceived effect: Shrugs (anything I can put 400lbs+ on a bar for is awesome) Pendlay rows Cable pullovers 000
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“I don’t drink” “Then how will you be able to enjoy drinking in a literal sewer? Riddle me this.” 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Instead of “back day” I do 1-2 back exercises on both leg and chest days (so 4x a week, hitting different parts of the back each day) and I think it’s working. 120
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So instead of baiting I’ll just be very grateful for every beautiful woman with giant breasts 130
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can never write one of those “I’ve never seen a beautiful women with giant breasts” tweets because it feels mean and I can’t even lie for the bit 130
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This year I once again hit my deadlift 10x my age goal on my birthday, and that’s getting to easy. My new goal is squat 10x my age. Current max is 370, so I’ll need to add 50lbs to that by August. Not likely this year but I’ll see how close and keep it for next too. 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Spent about 7 months holding 235. Let that get up to 250 over the summer. Really prefer my energy level at this weight, but not the body fat, so I’m focused on recomping with minimal to no weight loss over the winter. Set new all time PRs for squat and deadlift, approaching one for bench. 100
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not until the hair grows back, but it will grow back 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Telling everybody at work I have explosive diarrhea so they don’t ask why my teams status is away < telling everybody at work I have explosive diarrhea so they know I fuck 020
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I couldn’t decide where best to apostrophe so I just went with the Q 120
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026But where will I get to experience vicarious shame and bemusement 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026We can’t help everyone is a lie sold to you by people who don’t want to help anyone 060
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I hit my head a lot and I have the titty genetics of a pre-silicon playmate so it’s a mixed bag to be sure 220
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bro I’d go to 270-285 if I had shoulder genetics like you. Fucking yoked. 101
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Being real, Kansas could do way worse than it did on this scale 130
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Also I love Reacher, it’s the most watchable shit ever, so anything that keeps supporting that hobby is good, selfishly 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m the dorkiest dude on earth and this is just straight up stupid. We do not need a Scrooge extended universe, we especially don’t need it with a drunken woman beating piece of dogshit. 080
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026In before the part about arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor etc.. Yeah, that’s a normal centrist position before internet brain. “People who murder should go to jail” is just straight up basic average joe school of thought. I’m glad he has it 160
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The thing is, Ritchson is the wholesome kind of boringly centrist dude. He just happens to notice a few things are wildly not okay and says so. Need more dudes like that. 190
Reposted by Gabriel BellRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026look, we could and are doing worse for a President than the Big Woke Giant 412079177
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Really can’t overstate how incompetent the administration is that they stripped a department so bare it can’t follow a literal trail of explosive shit back to a source in under a month 040
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Any dem who’s listening to never Trump republican, a former Trump republican, or any fucking republican should make out with the business end of a 30 aught 020
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Actually republicans can shut the fuck up. Go advise the republicans to stop being Nazis you bootlicking toady opportunist fucks. 140
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026They gonna have to find a way to pack the big gun in somehow, somewhere tho 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Oh man he’s my favorite across all of it. Any love I have for hulk - and there’s lots - is backboned by “let us reason together” 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 23/07/2026FUUUUUCK YOU IM STILL WAITING ON MINE. This is the figure I’ve said since I picked up a comic i would be perfectly happy to have only this one and no others 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comMatt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in EurotripAlt: Matt Damon Sings 'Scotty Doesn't Know' in Eurotrip 151
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m really exited to see what other open license properties they can sign 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sorry I don’t get my jollies running down a fox on horseback before rogering a stable boy 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026100 here but we got like two more days then a break. I’m ready. 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comGarak and Bashir KissAlt: Garak and Bashir Kiss 001
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Libs are almost as bad as the maga group at this, they’ll fire off a bunch of pseudo woke variations of the same issues, all landing in fear, abuse, or control. 010
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you post about the decision to homeschool children being generally rooted in fear, abuse, and control a whole bunch of fearful, abusive, controlling parents will flock to your comments to outline their fear, abuse, and control as if it disproves you 180
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026At this point I’d settle for weather I could wear long sleeves indoors 110
Gabriel Bell @czechtwice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The things I’m about to do when the beefy five layer burrito goes back to its introductory 99 cents pricing will make god look away 080