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Mars Capone

@curvemudgeon.bsky.social
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 18h
Disinformation? You're Drowning In It! www.wonkette.com/p/disinforma... by @brooklynmarie.bsky.social
wonkette.com
Disinformation? You’re Drowning In It!
And how we can fix it. Maybe!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21h
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Lydz II @lydzmrose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying you can threaten trans people with camps? That’s fine. Telling the hard of trust and safety that there’s been an uptick in this behavior and telling him he’s to blame? Verboten, you’re suspended. Fuck this platform.
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For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase
"Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the camps and you're blaming Dems" followed by profanity.
> is this user toxic? undeniably yes.
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Are they threatening trans users directly?
No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy.
Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. le send trans folks to concentration camps.
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> "You've caused an uptick in people telling us to enjoy the camps you fucking piece of shit. Go fuck yourself @aaron.bsky.team"
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Historically, political vitriol in Congress is actually tamer than it used to be. In the 19th and early 20th centuries, breakdown of congressional decorum regularly resulted in severe physical violence, such as the famous 1856 near-fatal cane beating of Senator Charles Sumner on the Senate floor."
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canada's rising white supremacy problem www.isdglobal.org/digital-disp...
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‘Tribe and train’: Examining Canada’s new model of white supremacist mobilization
Since 2021, “White Nationalism 3.0” has spread in Canada, using fitness and clubs to normalize extremism and enable new paths to violence.
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so sick of people trying to gin up cultural cachet by claiming they aren't fans of Wumpscut's Christfuck and Rolling Stone is right to say it.
An altered screenshot from Rolling Stone, where Christfuck and Wumpscut have been put in place of another band's name.

At this point, though, if someone contends they've never even heard of "Christfuck" or Wumpscut, it may say more about the listener than the song. Or, for that matter, what they want to project to the world. With incessant news coverage alongside chart and playlist presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance on this one.
Perhaps there is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard the song and feel the need to make it known: cu
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims. We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people. Here are the receipts.
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ProPublica Debunks Susan Collins’ Claims About FBI Anti-Corruption Probe
ProPublica revealed that the FBI was circling Sen. Collins over a defense contractor’s donations — until President Trump gutted the unit in charge. Collins has since mustered a defense with a series o...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The social media heavy hitters circling the wagons when they should be circling the drain. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😢 Bruno Kramm of Das Ich passed away this morning www.abc.es/espana/andal...
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Muere el teclista de la banda alemana Das Ich durante un concierto en Granada
El músico, de 50 años, se desplomó de forma inesperada en una sala de la capital granadina sobre la medianoche
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JFC Sheri Mecklenberg's resignation letter says USA Boutros made her charge the Broadview 6 as a felony conspiracy, when she wanted to charge them as misdemeanors. "you cannot buy my silence by dangling continued leave" s3.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
This decision to keep me and my attorneys in the dark was consistent with your handling of this
matter from the outset. No one consulted me about any transcript redactions. I had nothing to hide
and in fact demonstrated quite the opposite in memorializing brief and incidental interactions with
two grand jurors. You declined to notify me about the May 21, 2026 Court hearing, which I had
the indignity of learning about after-the-fact from the media. I would have expected the leadership
of the Office to ensure that a career prosecutor whose conduct and reputation were about to be
publicly condemned received notice and an opportunity to be heard. Had I been afforded that basic
fairness at the outset, I believe matters would not have reached this point.
Since I was not present, I was a convenient target to be scapegoated and publicly vilified. You
recklessly agreed in court that I had committed misconduct without even asking for my account,
fully reviewing the record or briefing the law. That evening, you sent an office-wide email laying
responsibility at my feet for a felony prosecution that you personally directed over my objection
that the case was better suited to misdemeanor charges. You then publicly announced an
investigation of my conduct spanning twenty years. These inexplicable actions severely damaged
a reputation I worked hard to build over decades and have damaged my prospects for future
employment and income.
Throughout all of this, I remained silent. But now the defense has leveled additional false and
inflammatory accusations against me that the Office has not rebutted and apparently has no
intention of rebutting. At the same time, you have threatened to terminate me if I attempt to rebut
the false allegations and bring additional matters to the Court’s attention. You remind me that I
am still a DOJ employee when you want to silence me, but you have not treated me as a DOJ
employee throughout this matter, including when, in May, you placed me on leave and…
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Your Friend Temporary Southerner @trt311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah so the WH knows it’s cooked
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quick (*) curtido (*) FVVO quick. Having only a knife to break everything down and no bowl large enough for mixing was a bottleneck
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Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ @shadow27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love the comments are all, "Middle ages? The church was still doing this In the 1980s!" #Sinister
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cabaret Voltaire @The Howard
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 21/09/2026
Uh Oh, Did Natalie Get Trump All Riled Up Again, And That’s Why He Banned The Press? www.wonkette.com/p/uh-oh-did-...
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like avoiding the kind of fame where everyone knows who you are via indirect reference is an important part of your best life.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are rapidly approaching the "Who? Trump? Never heard of him. Maybe he got coffee around here or something I don't know" stage of maga denial.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/09/2026
honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care
arstechnica.com
UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges
For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: Libertarians who smoke weed always think they're Left-Wing, mostly because they're dumb as hell. Glad I could clear that up.
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: We won! And we get discovery into this crazy demolition threat to boot. Kudos to our wonderful client @repbeatty.bsky.social and to my colleagues at DDF and WLG. Formal statement to follow.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What the actual fuck. givecfc.org
givecfc.org
Combined Federal Campaign • Portal Decommissioning Notice
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Democrats block cryptocurrency regulation bill after demanding more limits on Trump's investments.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Respect 🫡 Aaron Rowe >>> @edsheeran
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 14/09/2026
Trafalgar gonna Trafalgar
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These demented "presidential" emissions make more sense when viewed through the lens of "every accusation by this administration is a confession." Thank you for your attention to this.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let's talk about an excuse I'm seeing, that politicians are just using transphobic rhetoric to temporarily win conservatives and will revert to more pro-trans positions in office. So we should vote for them anyway. I've investigated governments for over 20 years. That ain't ever how it works.🧵...
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Jess Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicakali.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm trans and a combat veteran, and 9/11 is the day everyone in America pretends to be patriotic and forgets about the shit they said and did to me up to this point.
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ARLnow @arlnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fencing installed at Iwo Jima memorial as crews 'beautify' statue
arlnow.com
Fencing installed at Iwo Jima memorial as crews ‘beautify’ statue | ARLnow.com
Crews have begun work to "beautify" the U.S. Marine Corps Memorial, fencing off the area through early November. A fence recently went up around the memorial and construction crews were using blow torches...
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Mark Zaid, Esq @markzaidesq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My client @briankarem.bsky.social was not permitted into the White House. Cue the press outrage.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reads like a Citizens' Council newsletter bragging about how they got a black school principal fired.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Again, one very easy way to see that the United States is not remotely a full democracy is that it is necessary to “have a plan to vote” & to do 👇, because one of our two major parties has made restricting suffrage the central pillar of its policy platform.
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friday morning, I was gardening when I checked my phone. A request had gone out for help. For 25+ hours, ICE had been laying siege to a quiet neighborhood in Frederick, MD. Community members were afraid, some didn’t want to leave their homes. ICE vehicles seemed to be lurking on every corner.
ICE vehicle - black Nissan Maxima with plate cover - posted up in a spot that also serves as an elementary school bus stop. Another ICE vehicle, black Dodge Durango, lurking around the community. Two more ICE vehicles - black Dodge Durango and a white SUV, unclear on make, model - on a quiet residential street, being quietly creepy. Note that the white SUV has its plate covered. Yet another ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Pathfinder. They were all over the neighborhood.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Breaking: Someone appears to have hacked the Republican National Convention website and it now redirects to the Epstein Files website.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Google Maps, current status
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
HT: comments on the post; this happened last year. www.popville.com/2025/10/dc-t...
popville.com
What the Helen of Troy Happened to the Trees at the Kennedy Center!?! Willow trees gone - PoPville
Update from a reader: "I was told that the garden beds the willows are in are very shallow so every few years they start to die off. One was really sick and not looking great and another fell over in ...
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Consequences of their actions you say? To shreds, you say? bigbendsentinel.com/2026/08/11/b...
bigbendsentinel.com
Businesses band together to refuse service to contractors
Terlingua  Businesses across the Big Bend are posting notices reserving the right to refuse service to border wall contractors. One week after the arrival of Kiewit contractors to build roads related ...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/08/2026
Stop sharing this please. It isn’t correct.
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
drop some ROBOTS
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Mars Capone @curvemudgeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's like the regime just did a search and replace on "white christian nationalists" and "maga" with "trans".
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