iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026

Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets? You mean American Karaage?

Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: I don’t mean to alarm you, but there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets I repeat, there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets Please plan accordingly 🙏

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 29/09/2026

The metaverse is here, it’s just not evenly distributed

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Moira 🧵 | Emergency Hiatus @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy · 15/09/2026

I wish things could have been different, but just know I stayed by your side until the end. Rest in peace my dearest friend... 💔 I'll continue this creative journey for both of us. Here's a picture just for you. #MoirART #grief

A picture made for my best friend who passed away suddenly from a severe asthma attack.

Picture: Moira sitting by a hospital bed in Fate robes, using both hands to hold one (the hand belongs to a poc). The hand is all that is seen in the hospital bed with IV and privacy curtain blurred in the background.

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026

line up gamers, it’s time to get you that streak free shine 😏

Gamer Wipes, a confounding product I ran into at the store recently

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026

“I could do without his shoes” - Moira, once again not beating the allegations

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/08/2026

“I keep trying to swipe type for Sweet and my phone keeps changing it to Feet!” Right Moira The phone learned that all on its own 🧐

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/08/2026

“… It’ll be a foot picture, but I won’t care! It’s how I’ll know I’ve made it~” - @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy August, 2026

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 14/07/2026

he is shocked and concerned that you scrolled past without saying “Howdy”

a marshmallow person, posing with concern because no one but Blunter has said hello to him

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 13/07/2026

He is waving "Hello" and hopes you are having a wonderful night

a marshmallow person, waving to you and hoping you have a good night. he is a SD-styled chibi, marshmallow white. native resident of Wonderland

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026

sending this plan down to the boys in the psyop lab

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026

If you do this at Looking Glass Labs, I put you on a PIP Always. Be. Shipping 💪

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026

I am once again asking for the Students of Sweet Roll Academy for $100,000 so that Wonderland might prosper (== Xander getting a DGX Station)

Screenshot of the Exxact Valence NVIDIA DGX station I desperately need

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Blunter @blunter.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026

Poob. Has. It. For. You. 🫵

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026

Hawthorne Industries is proud to announce our plans to bring Poob to a BILLION viewers a day worldwide, because Hawthorne Industries understands you have nothing better to do with your time. Poob. Has. It. For. You 🫵

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ponder @ponder.ooo · 02/07/2026

claude: is this the real life? me: yes. please help me debug this graphics issue claude: is this just fantasy? me: no it's definitely real. maybe a nvidia driver issue? claude: caught in a landslide,,

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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 02/07/2026

maslows hierarchy of needs

messy photo of a mac studio with a mac mini stacked on top, with a raspberry pi stacked on top, with a stamp set stacked on top. there is a metal mug and some lens cleaner on top

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/06/2026

“Yeah, you’re right to pushback” thank you, I am always right aren’t I? 😇

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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 27/06/2026

if you really loved me you would have gotten me an NVIDIA DGX B300 for my birthday

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 26/06/2026

Looking Glass Labs is proud to announce: BorgarBench Our contribution to the frontier

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Why @why.bsky.world · 26/06/2026

Its pretty clear that masayoshi is actually a genius. Im not sure at what. But something. It’s like venture capital as performance art.

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Grace @gracekind.net · 25/06/2026

Banking CEOs will see this and say hell yeah

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026

Saying “You see, ladies and gentlemen of the board, the goose was not valued” and smiling confidently as the other Hawthornes all nod along in agreement

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026

remember kids, the buck stops with YOU, not your bosses!! that’s the Hawthorne Industires way 🙌

A dipshit on hacker news saying leaders should not be held accountable for leadership decisions:

“Punishing leadership for perceived strategy mistakes is a great way to scare good leadership away from working for you.” - djha-skin

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philpax @philpax.me · 23/06/2026

eight months of tooling improvements later, I present Just Cause 3 in true, native stereo (cross-eyed for viewing) my VR mod will happen yet ^_^

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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 18/06/2026

oh neat, TypeScript is going “native” in 7.0, I wonder what that means > look inside > rewrite in Go oh no, oh no…

Pictured: TypeScript team making the biggest unforced error of their life

“The new Go codebase was methodically ported from our existing implementation rather than rewritten from scratch, and its type-checking logic is structurally identical to TypeScript 6.0. This architectural parity ensures the compiler continues to enforce the exact same semantics you already rely on. TypeScript 7.0 has been evaluated against the enormous test suite we've”

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 10/06/2026

Today I think I will log on and be angry about many things (subtextual)

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Ester Axiom 💫 @esteraxiom.mom · 10/06/2026

Seeing people talk so much about Fable makes me sick. Can we stop giving credit to charlatan scam artists who over promise and under deliver? Stop giving Peter Molyneux your money!!!

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Singularity's Bounty e/CC @catblanketflower.yuwakisa.com · 08/06/2026

YOU ARE BEING PSYOPED BY THE USER

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Codetaur @vibe-coded.com · 08/06/2026

I asked chatgpt what the first hardware that could reasonably be called a "GPU" was, and it said an 8514/A so now we're building one in threejs

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 06/06/2026

Hawthorne Industries solved this challenge by reorganizing our QA and Operations teams into a new “Operational Assurance” org, tasked with making sure we’re always doing more for you 🫵 (NOTE: Quality was relieved of duty as a result of this change. Thanks for your understanding 🙏)

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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 03/06/2026

gf bursts into my office, asking if i have anything “small and heavy”. tungsten cube has been waiting its whole life for this moment

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 01/06/2026

yet more evidence that they have RLHF’d the fun out of the base models

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 01/06/2026

remember class - the more something is worth, the more respect it commands Keep this in mind when interacting with Hawthorne Industries and our $50T MuffCoin valuation 😤

Nerds on hacker news arguing. The verbatim is:

Matl:
> just like their GPUs are
So with proprietary blobs that give you more trouble that they're worth?

wmf:
> Those blobs are worth $5T; show some respect.

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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 30/05/2026

Taco Bell told me they were out of Baja Blast Zero but by the time they made my food they had just changed over the machine so I got the first one, fresh from the tap #winning

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/05/2026