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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober

@cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy
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- Baja Blast enthusiast, grindset lover, Mad Hatter Jr. - 🏳️‍🌈 bi, he/him/himbo 💪 - EVP @ Hawthorne Industries - Looking Glass Labs - 🔞DNI - sweetroll.academy twitch.tv/CuppaXanax | #XandART

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/10/2026
Okay, so the context was: - I said “My feed is cooked!” - Then you replied “What about your feet??” And then I emphasized “My FEED is cooked” and you responded “I thought you said feet! … How can you cook feet?” Better?
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/10/2026
“How can you cook feet?” - @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026
Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets? You mean American Karaage?
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: I don’t mean to alarm you, but there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets I repeat, there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets Please plan accordingly 🙏
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 29/09/2026
The metaverse is here, it’s just not evenly distributed
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/09/2026
okay but that’s 110% how I’d choose to die No hesitation
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/09/2026
when you die in Ace Attorney VR, you die IRL
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Moira 🧵 | Emergency Hiatus @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy · 15/09/2026
I wish things could have been different, but just know I stayed by your side until the end. Rest in peace my dearest friend... 💔 I'll continue this creative journey for both of us. Here's a picture just for you. #MoirART #grief
A picture made for my best friend who passed away suddenly from a severe asthma attack. 

Picture: Moira sitting by a hospital bed in Fate robes, using both hands to hold one (the hand belongs to a poc). The hand is all that is seen in the hospital bed with IV and privacy curtain blurred in the background.
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2026
Enthusiastically greeting the swarm with “SACRIFICE__YES_if_you_accept_permadeath” to let them know I’m ready to help
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2026
[with gusto] oh boy, here i go prompting again
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026
we need to hold pro gamers accountable for these performance enhancers smdh
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026
line up gamers, it’s time to get you that streak free shine 😏
Gamer Wipes, a confounding product I ran into at the store recently
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026
“I could do without his shoes” - Moira, once again not beating the allegations
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 26/08/2026
Oh god I never considered, but you’re 100% spot on here
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/08/2026
“I keep trying to swipe type for Sweet and my phone keeps changing it to Feet!” Right Moira The phone learned that all on its own 🧐
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/08/2026
It’s one of the Hawthorne Classics up in our Executive Tea Room
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 20/08/2026
We need to consider the possibility that any object Moira touches becomes cursed
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 10/08/2026
Unfortunately for all of us, I love it and will be finding a way to torment Moira with it Thank you for your contribution to science and art 🙏🙌
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 05/08/2026
This is true, we should encourage her to chase her dreams tbh
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 04/08/2026
At least she’s ambitious? 🤷
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 04/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Thanos: Dread It, Run From It
Alt: Thanos: Dread It, Run From It, Destiny arrives all the same
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/08/2026
“… It’ll be a foot picture, but I won’t care! It’s how I’ll know I’ve made it~” - @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy August, 2026
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 15/07/2026
Now that’s what i call Poobmaxxing 🙏💪
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 14/07/2026
he is shocked and concerned that you scrolled past without saying “Howdy”
a marshmallow person, posing with concern because no one but Blunter has said hello to him
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 13/07/2026
He is waving "Hello" and hopes you are having a wonderful night
a marshmallow person, waving to you and hoping you have a good night. he is a SD-styled chibi, marshmallow white. native resident of Wonderland
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026
sending this plan down to the boys in the psyop lab
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026
If you do this at Looking Glass Labs, I put you on a PIP Always. Be. Shipping 💪
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026
We uhhh we spent it? This one’s like extra credit. Yeah, that!
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026
I am once again asking for the Students of Sweet Roll Academy for $100,000 so that Wonderland might prosper (== Xander getting a DGX Station)
Screenshot of the Exxact Valence NVIDIA DGX station I desperately need
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Blunter @blunter.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026
Poob. Has. It. For. You. 🫵
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026
Hawthorne Industries is proud to announce our plans to bring Poob to a BILLION viewers a day worldwide, because Hawthorne Industries understands you have nothing better to do with your time. Poob. Has. It. For. You 🫵
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/07/2026
me: claude please, i am reaching my weekly limit claude: just gotta get right outta here! 🎸
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 02/07/2026
claude: is this the real life? me: yes. please help me debug this graphics issue claude: is this just fantasy? me: no it's definitely real. maybe a nvidia driver issue? claude: caught in a landslide,,
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 02/07/2026
maslows hierarchy of needs
messy photo of a mac studio with a mac mini stacked on top, with a raspberry pi stacked on top, with a stamp set stacked on top. there is a metal mug and some lens cleaner on top
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 01/07/2026
Wahoo!
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/06/2026
“Yeah, you’re right to pushback” thank you, I am always right aren’t I? 😇
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 27/06/2026
if you really loved me you would have gotten me an NVIDIA DGX B300 for my birthday
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 26/06/2026
Looking Glass Labs is proud to announce: BorgarBench Our contribution to the frontier
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Why @why.bsky.world · 26/06/2026
Its pretty clear that masayoshi is actually a genius. Im not sure at what. But something. It’s like venture capital as performance art.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 25/06/2026
Banking CEOs will see this and say hell yeah
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026
hell yeah
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026
There is a non-zero chance Masayoshi Son is a client of father’s
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026
Saying “You see, ladies and gentlemen of the board, the goose was not valued” and smiling confidently as the other Hawthornes all nod along in agreement
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026
remember kids, the buck stops with YOU, not your bosses!! that’s the Hawthorne Industires way 🙌
A dipshit on hacker news saying leaders should not be held accountable for leadership decisions:

“Punishing leadership for perceived strategy mistakes is a great way to scare good leadership away from working for you.” - djha-skin
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philpax @philpax.me · 23/06/2026
eight months of tooling improvements later, I present Just Cause 3 in true, native stereo (cross-eyed for viewing) my VR mod will happen yet ^_^
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 20/06/2026
Third Impact cascading across AWS regions
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 18/06/2026
i bet it feels amazing tbh
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