Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/10/2026Okay, so the context was: - I said “My feed is cooked!” - Then you replied “What about your feet??” And then I emphasized “My FEED is cooked” and you responded “I thought you said feet! … How can you cook feet?” Better? 001 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/10/2026“How can you cook feet?” - @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy 122 2
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026Taco Bell Chicken Nuggets? You mean American Karaage? 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/09/2026ATTENTION SHOPPERS: I don’t mean to alarm you, but there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets I repeat, there is a SHORTAGE of Crickets Please plan accordingly 🙏 011 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 29/09/2026The metaverse is here, it’s just not evenly distributed 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/09/2026okay but that’s 110% how I’d choose to die No hesitation 020 2
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/09/2026when you die in Ace Attorney VR, you die IRL 131 3
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberMoira 🧵 | Emergency Hiatus @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy · 15/09/2026I wish things could have been different, but just know I stayed by your side until the end. Rest in peace my dearest friend... 💔 I'll continue this creative journey for both of us. Here's a picture just for you. #MoirART #grief 172 7
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2026Enthusiastically greeting the swarm with “SACRIFICE__YES_if_you_accept_permadeath” to let them know I’m ready to help 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2026[with gusto] oh boy, here i go prompting again 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026we need to hold pro gamers accountable for these performance enhancers smdh 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026line up gamers, it’s time to get you that streak free shine 😏 141 4
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026“I could do without his shoes” - Moira, once again not beating the allegations 030 3
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 26/08/2026Oh god I never considered, but you’re 100% spot on here 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/08/2026“I keep trying to swipe type for Sweet and my phone keeps changing it to Feet!” Right Moira The phone learned that all on its own 🧐 040 4
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/08/2026It’s one of the Hawthorne Classics up in our Executive Tea Room 120 2
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 20/08/2026We need to consider the possibility that any object Moira touches becomes cursed 130 3
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 10/08/2026Unfortunately for all of us, I love it and will be finding a way to torment Moira with it Thank you for your contribution to science and art 🙏🙌 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 05/08/2026This is true, we should encourage her to chase her dreams tbh 110 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 04/08/2026At least she’s ambitious? 🤷 110 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comThanos: Dread It, Run From ItAlt: Thanos: Dread It, Run From It, Destiny arrives all the same 020 2
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/08/2026“… It’ll be a foot picture, but I won’t care! It’s how I’ll know I’ve made it~” - @nerdmuffinmoira.sweetroll.academy August, 2026 231 3
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberShinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026 3266401950 6.6K
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 15/07/2026Now that’s what i call Poobmaxxing 🙏💪 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 14/07/2026he is shocked and concerned that you scrolled past without saying “Howdy” 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 13/07/2026He is waving "Hello" and hopes you are having a wonderful night 031 3
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026sending this plan down to the boys in the psyop lab 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 12/07/2026If you do this at Looking Glass Labs, I put you on a PIP Always. Be. Shipping 💪 000 0
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026We uhhh we spent it? This one’s like extra credit. Yeah, that! 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026I am once again asking for the Students of Sweet Roll Academy for $100,000 so that Wonderland might prosper (== Xander getting a DGX Station) 110 1
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberBlunter @blunter.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026Poob. Has. It. For. You. 🫵 011 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 06/07/2026Hawthorne Industries is proud to announce our plans to bring Poob to a BILLION viewers a day worldwide, because Hawthorne Industries understands you have nothing better to do with your time. Poob. Has. It. For. You 🫵 110 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 03/07/2026me: claude please, i am reaching my weekly limit claude: just gotta get right outta here! 🎸 030 3
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberponder @ponder.ooo · 02/07/2026claude: is this the real life? me: yes. please help me debug this graphics issue claude: is this just fantasy? me: no it's definitely real. maybe a nvidia driver issue? claude: caught in a landslide,, 2664 66
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberbusiness goose🪿 @goose.art · 02/07/2026maslows hierarchy of needs 11524 152
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/06/2026“Yeah, you’re right to pushback” thank you, I am always right aren’t I? 😇 110 1
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberalice @alice.mosphere.at · 27/06/2026if you really loved me you would have gotten me an NVIDIA DGX B300 for my birthday 1586 58
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 26/06/2026Looking Glass Labs is proud to announce: BorgarBench Our contribution to the frontier 010 1
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberWhy @why.bsky.world · 26/06/2026Its pretty clear that masayoshi is actually a genius. Im not sure at what. But something. It’s like venture capital as performance art. 31326 132
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberGrace @gracekind.net · 25/06/2026Banking CEOs will see this and say hell yeah 5833 83
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026There is a non-zero chance Masayoshi Son is a client of father’s 010 1
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026Saying “You see, ladies and gentlemen of the board, the goose was not valued” and smiling confidently as the other Hawthornes all nod along in agreement 120 2
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026remember kids, the buck stops with YOU, not your bosses!! that’s the Hawthorne Industires way 🙌 000 0
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobTooberphilpax @philpax.me · 23/06/2026eight months of tooling improvements later, I present Just Cause 3 in true, native stereo (cross-eyed for viewing) my VR mod will happen yet ^_^ 6773 77
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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 20/06/2026Third Impact cascading across AWS regions 000 0
Reposted by Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToobernige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools 79133694626 13.4K
Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 18/06/2026i bet it feels amazing tbh 010 1