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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 31/08/2026

line up gamers, it’s time to get you that streak free shine 😏

Gamer Wipes, a confounding product I ran into at the store recently

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 14/07/2026

he is shocked and concerned that you scrolled past without saying “Howdy”

a marshmallow person, posing with concern because no one but Blunter has said hello to him

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 13/07/2026

He is waving "Hello" and hopes you are having a wonderful night

a marshmallow person, waving to you and hoping you have a good night. he is a SD-styled chibi, marshmallow white. native resident of Wonderland

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 08/07/2026

I am once again asking for the Students of Sweet Roll Academy for $100,000 so that Wonderland might prosper (== Xander getting a DGX Station)

Screenshot of the Exxact Valence NVIDIA DGX station I desperately need

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2026

remember kids, the buck stops with YOU, not your bosses!! that’s the Hawthorne Industires way 🙌

A dipshit on hacker news saying leaders should not be held accountable for leadership decisions:

“Punishing leadership for perceived strategy mistakes is a great way to scare good leadership away from working for you.” - djha-skin

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 18/06/2026

oh neat, TypeScript is going “native” in 7.0, I wonder what that means > look inside > rewrite in Go oh no, oh no…

Pictured: TypeScript team making the biggest unforced error of their life

“The new Go codebase was methodically ported from our existing implementation rather than rewritten from scratch, and its type-checking logic is structurally identical to TypeScript 6.0. This architectural parity ensures the compiler continues to enforce the exact same semantics you already rely on. TypeScript 7.0 has been evaluated against the enormous test suite we've”

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 01/06/2026

remember class - the more something is worth, the more respect it commands Keep this in mind when interacting with Hawthorne Industries and our $50T MuffCoin valuation 😤

Nerds on hacker news arguing. The verbatim is:

Matl:
> just like their GPUs are
So with proprietary blobs that give you more trouble that they're worth?

wmf:
> Those blobs are worth $5T; show some respect.

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 30/05/2026

Okay, but have you considered the possibility of Pokémon Gold in F#?

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 24/05/2026

Why is today’s breakfast looking at me like 😐

A bagel with cream cheese and bacon slices arranged to look like 😐

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 18/05/2026

i swear to god it wasn’t me! Take Moira instead, she’s got the sweets!!

ominous Discord notification that appears to be from L from Death Note

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 21/10/2025

it’s kinda outstanding how this has become an evergreen reaction image

Robert De Niro from Joker with the caption “You’re laughing. Everyone’s apes are gone, and you’re laughing”

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 25/06/2025

I’m not sure if you realize the grave, psychic danger you find yourself in here Myr 😨

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 21/05/2025

HOW DID IT GET WORSE BY GETTING BETTER?!?! @rosedemo.bsky.social WHY?! WHY ARE YOU CHANNELING YOUR TALENTS FOR EVIL I can't Words. I can't find words for my fury. #vtuber #vsky #XandART

Promotional quality art of Icexander, a FORBIDDEN ship that does NOT involve me (Xander Hawthorne, dashing purple haired hatter in a burgundy suit and cravat) and Simon Petrikov being lovers. Simon is NOT holding me tenderly, looking into my arms like I'm his princess, even if that's what the picture shows.

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 17/05/2025

jolted awake this morning and this image was the first thing that assaulted my psyche, so thank you @rosedemo.bsky.social for that 🙃 i had to see it, so ya'll do to! #vtuber #vsky #XandART

a picture of Simon, the Ice King, SAVING MY LIFE with CPR and nothing else! He's in his non-Wizard outfit, and I am in my dashing red suit and top hat

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 05/02/2025

it's absolutely wild how a picture of me just completely dying can capture the same energy as a renaissance portrait. truly, i am a testament to mankind's progress

me, Xander Hawthorne, laying on the ground & facing away from the viewer. Has a red jacket, brown pants, black boots, purple hair, and of course my top hat. It's a vaguely dead-Yamcha coded pose. Absolute devastation.

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/02/2025

[doing standup] Musk Takeover? Last time I heard that phrase, it was two Fursuiters planning a date night

screen shot of bluesky trending saying “Musk Takeover”

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 19/10/2024

uwah, I cleared 100 followers overnight *_* thank you to anyone who’s stumbled onto my humble little TL 🙏 #vtuber #vsky

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 15/10/2024

the pros and cons of using your friend's model for #ue5 shader debugging: - pro: you have a high quality, stylized asset to practice with! - con: you have to stare at THIS for half your day #vtuber #gamedev

a lookdev screenshot of @nerdmuffinmoira in Unreal Engine 5 as a part of some shader development tests. she is a 3d model in this scene, wearing her typical green school unigorm; her eyes are entirely black and there's a blue shade to her neck due to bugs. There is a cel shaded effect to the scene

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 01/10/2024

Boo! 👻🎃 Did I give you a fright? N-No? Well... how about an introduction then? Xander Hawthorne's the name, tomfoolery's my game. Uhm, 🧀'd to meet ya? #vsky #vtuber

Xander's Intro Card!

Twitch information- CuppaXanax
TikTok- @sweetrolledu

Slider bars are muffins

Lewd or Wholesome (69% wholesome - nice 😎; not here for lewds but won't get upset about jokes or silly vibes either!)
Variety Streamer or Staple Games ( Mostly variety)
Comfy & Cozy Vibes or Energetic & Hyper Vibes (Leaning towards the hyper vibes, but not to the extreme)
Prefer Solo or Prefer Collab (60/40 Solo/Collab split; duo-stream with @nerdmuffinmoira, open to collabs with friendly people!)
OOC Chillin or Always in Character (100% always in character)

Describe yourself with ...

Emoji or Oshi Mark - The Top Hat Emoji 🎩

A color - Wine Burgundy

Item you would drop as loot in the game - A Nice Cuppa Tea

Games I play-

Horror, RPGs, MMORPGS, Indie Games

Also exploring Game Dev streams!

I also do just chatting!

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 23/09/2024

brb running to the pharmacy to get some marinade

Twitter screenshot of someone cooking “Allegra Chicken” while asking how to get more - the company responsible for the medicine is in the replies expressing concern for their safety

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 21/09/2024

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

cute anime girl throwing a pipe bomb at you with the caption “think fast babe”

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 07/09/2024

It's Friday so that can only mean one thing - it's time for @nerdmuffinmoira.bsky.social to get drunk and play RE4 twitch.tv/CuppaXanax #vsky #twitch #gaming

The cover of RE4, only Moira's Chibi-Face has been pasted over Leon and Xander's chibi face has been pasted over Ashley

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 04/09/2024

All aboard the Excess Express! First stop: bankruptcy... because I've just bought the whole train. Paper Mario TTYD, Chapter 7 starting now, no ticket required! #vsky #vtuber #streaming #costreaming

Cover screen of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (Remake) with the full cast. Only Xander is Mario and Moira is Goombella.

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2024

me, 30 minutes after migrating to bluesky from Tweeter

screenshot from a dark souls game with the phrase “vibes restored” written in all calls

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2024

you best not scroll past without posting your 4 favorite games #vsky #vtuber

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Xander Hawthorne 🫖 PoobToober @cuppaxanax.sweetroll.academy · 02/09/2024

me and the boys when it’s time for another round of AoE2

Goofy carrying Sora on his shoulders, who in turn is carrying Donald Duck on his shoulders. Sora is looking towards the horizon while Donald and Goofy point in opposite directions. The speech bubble says “Me and the best friends I pulled by being Autistic”

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