Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Things have been pretty crazy/busy upon my return from Finland & Sweden over the summer soooo... Finnish geese are actually not assholes, this group let a squirrely seagull into their tribe (perhaps unwittingly) found them on the Helsinki shore 030
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mas espooky vibes at home after a late night out 😎💃🏽 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just want to go home, order in, be a potato and wait for the rainstatic.klipy.comMissed Token Mmm: Raccoon Relaxing on CouchALT: Missed Token Mmm: Raccoon Relaxing on Couch 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you actually have to come to the office for a bunch of meetings and half get canceledstatic.klipy.comBrain HurtsALT: Brain Hurts 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whew it's been a busy month y'all... But here's a picture of my recent visit to Lake Travis in Austin: 000
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Afternoon giggles 🤪 Some might not get it! 2524365440
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This day in history. 2002. At a Beverly Hills hotel astronaut Buzz Aldrin punched an annoying moon landing denier in the face hard enough to lift the mug off the ground. The mug tried to press charges but the judge nominated Aldrin for a Humanitas Award instead. 41274243
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you” 3148041546
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026At this point I don't care which one, ss long as they just pick one so we can stop switching lol 100
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's been a wacky few weeks since I've returned...and frankly...i should have stayed over there 🙄 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Someone's avatar is regular sized Rudy from Bob's burgers and I applaud it!static.klipy.comSteve Harvey Clapping and ApplaudingALT: Steve Harvey Clapping and Applauding 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026static.klipy.comGenius Think Meme: Man Tapping HeadALT: Genius Think Meme: Man Tapping Head 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A great exhibit during my Stockholm adventures, the 400 year old shipwreck known as the Vasa. Recovered nearly whole by the Swedish navy decades ago, and had 3 stage airlock doors to the museum just to see it! The size and detail of this ship is bonkers 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Some tasty memories from Stockholm: the best toast skagen I've ever had, the beautiful and elusive princess cake, forbidden Cuban rum, and bougie salmon omelets! 000
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Was passing through London to get to Stockholm a few weeks ago and it was a sweaty, uncomfortable mess there. And that's coming from a Texan!! Hopefully they figure out the technology of temporary air conditioning units 010
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラBig Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers onlystatic.klipy.comFranknfurter RockyAlt: Tim Curry as Dr Frankenfurter throws off his cape during “Sweet Transvestite” in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1235
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Upon my return from overseas, a friend asked me if I was glad to be back... Me: "no not really..."static.klipy.comSarcastic Kid's Annoyed FaceALT: Sarcastic Kid's Annoyed Face 000
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sorry I've been MIA y'all... i was on another adventure in Finland! This time with a side quest in Stockholm Sweden. I'll get to sharing some pics soon! Here's one from central Helsinki to start: (I miss tye crisp weather already 😭) 030
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026static.klipy.comHappy Birthday SpongebobALT: Happy Birthday Spongebob 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/07/2026One of my favorite pizzas, the white clam pizza from ABGB in Austin! 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This past week has been a week of doing too many things at once...to the point that being stuck in a flying sardine can for 8 hours tomorrow sounds fantasticstatic.klipy.comMr Bean's Frantic Morning PanicALT: Mr Bean's Frantic Morning Panic 000
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This should not surprise any Weird Al fan. 563998517
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Also been a while since i made my blackberry crumble cobbler with a splash of Irish whiskey in the filling 😎 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It had been a while since i made my swordfish chimichurri! 030
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comCharles Darwin Approves: Thumbs Up MemeALT: Charles Darwin Approves: Thumbs Up Meme 010
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラChaos Torgo @chaostorgo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026There are no health updates for the deceased. 06012
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Sounds like the orange man is salty because his soccer cheating didn't work out... 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Almost forgot...made some poblano cream pasta with shrimp for dinner last night! So good there was none leftover 😅 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Pretty much the Italian version of those Maruchan yakisobas...winner winner! 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The people at the office annoy me so much...the office banter is a constant reminder of how boring most of these people are in real life Keeping my fingers crossed that I get my fully remote statusstatic.klipy.comSimpson Balthazar at The Office DeskALT: Simpson Balthazar at The Office Desk 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026In other news... this tanjiro watermelon soda is a winner! 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Made some Japanese curry recently and here's proof 😅 Haven't been cooking as much lately but it's probably because I feel a bit burnt out and generally unmotivated. This too shall pass 030
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラAgui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft 3392654124
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ🎃🕷️(J)ust (T)arantulas🕷️🎃 @nihilisticuffs.com · 24/06/2026Lololol, eat shit, Elon. 292
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I really just need everyone to get tf out of the breakroom so I can get my coffee in peacestatic.klipy.comneed coffeeALT: need coffee 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Sometimes I wonder why it seemed like i had so much time to do stuff after work when I was younger, now everything takes forever and it's suddenly 10pm...it's still the same 24 hours in a day wtfstatic.klipy.comHiguruma Jujutsu KaisenALT: Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen 110
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Same! A shame too since I have a Scottish last name (thanks dad), mom's side is Mexican though 😅 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"But Brawndo's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!" 010
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026So the bf and I went to New Orleans almost a month ago and the beignets alone were worth it! Also went to one of the oldest spots in town: Tujacques, the creators of the original grasshopper cocktail 020
Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The coffee machine is broken at the officestatic.klipy.comPanda Rage Angry in OfficeALT: Panda Rage Angry in Office 020
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 16/06/2026You see someone stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. You see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t. It’s not that hard. 30763140
Reposted by Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026After all of this, I would support leveling and rebuilding the White House. There is no way that they are going to get rid of the smell. You have to start over. 58612