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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ

@culinarycara.bsky.social
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Odd duck🦆 I cook stuff World traveler 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇪🇮🇳🇹🇼🇲🇴🇧🇭🇲🇾🇸🇬🇪🇦🇨🇿🇫🇮🇪🇪🇸🇪 Polyglot, anime, punk & metal INTJ Same name everywhere

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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Things have been pretty crazy/busy upon my return from Finland & Sweden over the summer soooo... Finnish geese are actually not assholes, this group let a squirrely seagull into their tribe (perhaps unwittingly) found them on the Helsinki shore
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mas espooky vibes at home after a late night out 😎💃🏽
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want to go home, order in, be a potato and wait for the rain
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Missed Token Mmm: Raccoon Relaxing on Couch
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you actually have to come to the office for a bunch of meetings and half get canceled
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Brain Hurts
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whew it's been a busy month y'all... But here's a picture of my recent visit to Lake Travis in Austin:
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Afternoon giggles 🤪 Some might not get it!
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This day in history. 2002. At a Beverly Hills hotel astronaut Buzz Aldrin punched an annoying moon landing denier in the face hard enough to lift the mug off the ground. The mug tried to press charges but the judge nominated Aldrin for a Humanitas Award instead.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's been a wacky few weeks since I've returned...and frankly...i should have stayed over there 🙄
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A great exhibit during my Stockholm adventures, the 400 year old shipwreck known as the Vasa. Recovered nearly whole by the Swedish navy decades ago, and had 3 stage airlock doors to the museum just to see it! The size and detail of this ship is bonkers
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Some tasty memories from Stockholm: the best toast skagen I've ever had, the beautiful and elusive princess cake, forbidden Cuban rum, and bougie salmon omelets!
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When your 1 hour call goes 15 minutes over
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only
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Franknfurter Rocky
Alt: Tim Curry as Dr Frankenfurter throws off his cape during “Sweet Transvestite” in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Upon my return from overseas, a friend asked me if I was glad to be back... Me: "no not really..."
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Sarcastic Kid's Annoyed Face
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
why am i not a cat
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sorry I've been MIA y'all... i was on another adventure in Finland! This time with a side quest in Stockholm Sweden. I'll get to sharing some pics soon! Here's one from central Helsinki to start: (I miss tye crisp weather already 😭)
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
One of my favorite pizzas, the white clam pizza from ABGB in Austin!
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A meme featuring a vintage photo of Anne Nicole Smith reading, “Why read dystopian fiction when you can just pay attention?”
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This past week has been a week of doing too many things at once...to the point that being stuck in a flying sardine can for 8 hours tomorrow sounds fantastic
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Mr Bean's Frantic Morning Panic
ALT: Mr Bean's Frantic Morning Panic
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This should not surprise any Weird Al fan.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also been a while since i made my blackberry crumble cobbler with a splash of Irish whiskey in the filling 😎
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It had been a while since i made my swordfish chimichurri!
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Chaos Torgo @chaostorgo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There are no health updates for the deceased.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds like the orange man is salty because his soccer cheating didn't work out...
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Almost forgot...made some poblano cream pasta with shrimp for dinner last night! So good there was none leftover 😅
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Office caffeine
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The people at the office annoy me so much...the office banter is a constant reminder of how boring most of these people are in real life Keeping my fingers crossed that I get my fully remote status
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Simpson Balthazar at The Office Desk
ALT: Simpson Balthazar at The Office Desk
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In other news... this tanjiro watermelon soda is a winner!
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Made some Japanese curry recently and here's proof 😅 Haven't been cooking as much lately but it's probably because I feel a bit burnt out and generally unmotivated. This too shall pass
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft
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🎃🕷️(J)ust (T)arantulas🕷️🎃 @nihilisticuffs.com · 24/06/2026
Lololol, eat shit, Elon.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I really just need everyone to get tf out of the breakroom so I can get my coffee in peace
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need coffee
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sometimes I wonder why it seemed like i had so much time to do stuff after work when I was younger, now everything takes forever and it's suddenly 10pm...it's still the same 24 hours in a day wtf
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Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We're so tired
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Same! A shame too since I have a Scottish last name (thanks dad), mom's side is Mexican though 😅
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"But Brawndo's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!"
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So the bf and I went to New Orleans almost a month ago and the beignets alone were worth it! Also went to one of the oldest spots in town: Tujacques, the creators of the original grasshopper cocktail
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The coffee machine is broken at the office
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Panda Rage Angry in Office
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Felt:
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You see someone stealing food, no you fucking didn’t. You see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t. It’s not that hard.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
After all of this, I would support leveling and rebuilding the White House. There is no way that they are going to get rid of the smell. You have to start over.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Every damn day
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Another trip is official Headed back to Finland to visit my bf's family and old pals again (and a bit of reconnaissance)...also a side quest to sweden! I finally get to see what the Nordics looks like in the summer 😅
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Torille Finland: Summer Party Vibes
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
One of my friends named his cat pepperjack and that is spectacular
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Cute Cat Dancing and Jumping in Cabinet
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
When you put too much sweetener in your coffee by accident but youre not a quitter
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Baby's Hilarious Reaction to Drinking Soda
ALT: Baby's Hilarious Reaction to Drinking Soda
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Spending memorial day weekend in New Orleans and I can't wait to indulge in all of the amazing food ...I should probably go shopping for some good stretchy pants this weekend 😳
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New Orleans Beignets with Powdered Sugar
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Concur! Support your local coffee shops y'all!
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Cara🌶🍳🧁ケラ @culinarycara.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Legumes and smoky meats are always a winning combination! I made a cannellini bean and ham hock soup with veggies earlier and it was so satisfying I forgot to take a pic 😅
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Chris kent @stlsgreatest1.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why does the microwave door have to be so loud and offensive? It should be quieter, like the refrigerator. The fridge door doesn't snitch on you for eating at 3am the way the microwave door does.
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