Reposted by Caleb Pritchardobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i think if dems ran on being nice to the harried teen employee behind the register you would do reagan 84 numbers for generations 1704
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026STING: (finishing any song he's ever written) This is it. This is what I wanted. I'm happy with this, as the outcome. 0758
Reposted by Caleb Pritchardobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will never forgive hunter s thompson for making some people think they could write 51546
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It'd be a lot cooler if Cesar Chavez, 15th, MLK, and Dean Keeton weren't junior freeways. 010
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Alamo, Sea World, and grown men wearing pajama pants in public. 000
Reposted by Caleb Pritchardointeresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Heartbreaking: The worst artist you know, the guy who reforges found metal objects so they resemble human hand gestures, just made a grate point. 1176
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Give them all the ingredients for nukes but only on the condition they plant the seeds for a future Islamist revolution. Visionary. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...nytimes.comTrump Live Updates: President Says U.S.-Saudi Nuclear Deal ‘Subject to’ Normalizing Relations With Israel 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Shocked, shocked to find explosive diarrhea going on around here. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/w...nytimes.comCyclospora Linked to Taylor Farms Lettuce Sent to Taco BellFederal officials worked with Michigan investigators to trace the outbreak to iceberg lettuce, which may also have gone to other vendors. 000
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoCharlie Henry @modalshift.co · 17/06/2026More people go to this P Terry's in an hour than have gone to Dirty's in 6 months. 031
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoTim Rogers @timmytyper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It's going to suck when Love Field announces it is relocating to Plano. 5112
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoCory Brown @localmustard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I think it’s great when young people dig into 90s music but we don’t need to revisit fucking Candlebox 121
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoJohn Stehlin @jstehlin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Full Self-Driving but only for the wheels 041
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 06/05/2026TSA checkpoints at every on-ramp, der der der, I'm a research fellow. www.civitasoutlook.com/research/why... 030
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Incidentally, this feels like the first time I’ve seen “Iran” and “contra” in the same sentence since this whole thing started. Seems like a giant piece of context that should be, but somehow isn’t, reflexively noted after any mention of a “47-year war.” 110
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026More than a year of Twitter exile combined with a significant reducation in booze consumption have atrophied my capacity for snark. I've unfortunately got nothing here. 100
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Somehow I made it 44 years and change before I discovered Quincy Jones' Frank Sinatra. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GID... 110
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I dunno man. Traffic sucks, but that part of town has the best options to avoid traffic in the entire city: the express lanes on 183 and MoPac. If they make it as decent to walk around there as the Domain, I think the workers and patients are actually better off there. 110
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods. RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S 030037
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/04/2026What is there to see until the new arch is built? 010
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"i focused on learning," says the social-media-tantrum-thrower. 0130
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Yeah, that gave me a little hope (though the upper windows have a little less curve than I'd like to see), but no hits on a ctrl-f of "sightseer" in the RFP freaks me out. Still a little traumatized from the Great Sightseer Disappearance from a few years back. 010
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Thumbed through all of this as well as your August write-up and I'm a little nervous about the lack of word on Sightseeer cars. 120
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/04/2026All that's missing is the guyliner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXI... 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 12/04/2026We already have one of those, it’s called 2010, and it low-key kinda rules. 120
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Nah, I just like to keep tabs and I rarely go to the Other Site these days. Also, I think the merger is still nominally held up in court? 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Making the rounds on Nexstar stations. bsky.app/profile/kxan... 120
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Good thing this foreign policy flare-up has no discernible impact on the economy and prices at home. apnews.com/article/trum... 000
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoPlumber Charged Extra for Ghoulie @frownt.bsky.social · 10/04/2026banana coins with peanut butter is pizza 0101
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoRoninMacbeth 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I rediscovered this almost two year-old piece by @hooks.bsky.social on a convention of Habsburg...restorationists? Enthusiasts? Hobbyists? A convention in Plano which hosted members of the Habsburg-Lothringen clan, one of my favorites for how strange its subjects are. thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...thebaffler.comAt the Habsburg Convention in Plano | Christopher HooksEmperor Karl I was the least successful and most tragic Habsburg monarch. A symposium in Texas makes the case for why he should become a saint. 062
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM 40 YEAR OLD: Did you catch that new Harry Potter show last night? 45 YEAR OLD: Of course! Oooh I'm so excited for it! 40 YEAR OLD: Ooooghh I hope he does well in his classes. 45 YEAR OLD: I hope we see the child's first kiss with a girl! 40 YEAR OLD: We're normal for watching 114412
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 20/03/2026And I'd only be losing $800 a month if someone takes that deal. 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 20/03/2026At $1,500 for a 1br/1ba, it's actually cheaper than any given income-restricted 60-percent MFI unit. 100
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 20/03/2026No bites, nary a nibble. I've dropped the price down to less than what I was paying two years ago when I thought I was getting a screaming deal. 101
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoLum @brokentoys.social · 19/03/2026chinese propaganda trolling continues to be unmatched (first 3 minutes here, complete 5+ minute video in twitter link below) 1530192