Reposted by Caleb Pritchardobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i think if dems ran on being nice to the harried teen employee behind the register you would do reagan 84 numbers for generations 1694
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026STING: (finishing any song he's ever written) This is it. This is what I wanted. I'm happy with this, as the outcome. 0758
Reposted by Caleb Pritchardobort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will never forgive hunter s thompson for making some people think they could write 51546
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Alamo, Sea World, and grown men wearing pajama pants in public. 000
Reposted by Caleb Pritchardointeresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Heartbreaking: The worst artist you know, the guy who reforges found metal objects so they resemble human hand gestures, just made a grate point. 1176
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Give them all the ingredients for nukes but only on the condition they plant the seeds for a future Islamist revolution. Visionary. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...nytimes.comTrump Live Updates: President Says U.S.-Saudi Nuclear Deal ‘Subject to’ Normalizing Relations With Israel 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Shocked, shocked to find explosive diarrhea going on around here. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/w...nytimes.comCyclospora Linked to Taylor Farms Lettuce Sent to Taco BellFederal officials worked with Michigan investigators to trace the outbreak to iceberg lettuce, which may also have gone to other vendors. 000
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoCharlie Henry @modalshift.co · 17/06/2026More people go to this P Terry's in an hour than have gone to Dirty's in 6 months. 031
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoTim Rogers @timmytyper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It's going to suck when Love Field announces it is relocating to Plano. 5112
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoCory Brown @localmustard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I think it’s great when young people dig into 90s music but we don’t need to revisit fucking Candlebox 121
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoJohn Stehlin @jstehlin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Full Self-Driving but only for the wheels 041
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 06/05/2026TSA checkpoints at every on-ramp, der der der, I'm a research fellow. www.civitasoutlook.com/research/why... 030
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Somehow I made it 44 years and change before I discovered Quincy Jones' Frank Sinatra. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GID... 110
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods. RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S 030037
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/04/2026All that's missing is the guyliner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXI... 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Good thing this foreign policy flare-up has no discernible impact on the economy and prices at home. apnews.com/article/trum... 000
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoPlumber Charged Extra for Ghoulie @frownt.bsky.social · 10/04/2026banana coins with peanut butter is pizza 0101
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoRoninMacbeth 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I rediscovered this almost two year-old piece by @hooks.bsky.social on a convention of Habsburg...restorationists? Enthusiasts? Hobbyists? A convention in Plano which hosted members of the Habsburg-Lothringen clan, one of my favorites for how strange its subjects are. thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...thebaffler.comAt the Habsburg Convention in Plano | Christopher HooksEmperor Karl I was the least successful and most tragic Habsburg monarch. A symposium in Texas makes the case for why he should become a saint. 062
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM 40 YEAR OLD: Did you catch that new Harry Potter show last night? 45 YEAR OLD: Of course! Oooh I'm so excited for it! 40 YEAR OLD: Ooooghh I hope he does well in his classes. 45 YEAR OLD: I hope we see the child's first kiss with a girl! 40 YEAR OLD: We're normal for watching 114412
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoLum @brokentoys.social · 19/03/2026chinese propaganda trolling continues to be unmatched (first 3 minutes here, complete 5+ minute video in twitter link below) 1530292
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026 Now at that point in the cycle when the luxury high-rises of yesterday are naturally occurring affordable mid-rises of today. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...zillow.com 111
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Collectively, what do we hope to achieve with all this protein? 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The unit where the mastermind behind Austin's parking-mandate repeal lived and the building where Charles Whitman killed his mom? Quelle opportunity! www.zillow.com/homedetails/... 200
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Amongst all his other great work, a big shout-out to Bob and ADAPT for being clutch allies when we deleted parking mandates in Austin. Dude spent his entire adult life helping dummies like me get our heads out of our asses for the good of all mankind and such. Cat ruled. www.kut.org/politics/202... 030
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Would gladly give my vote to the first candidate to endorse building a Goldeneye not as a weapon but as a public works project. 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Can’t say I’m surprised by the historical literacy of these citizens. 200
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoJesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I know you probably do not want to read another article about American Canto. I certainly didn't think I wanted to read another article about American Canto. But this is, in fact, the best article I've yet read about American Canto.newrepublic.comThe Self-Delusions of Olivia Nuzzi’s American CantoHer memoir frequently shows an indifference toward truth, falsity, and meaning. In that way, it’s an artifact of our age. 052
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Good old-fashioned Writing. newrepublic.com/article/2041...newrepublic.comThe Self-Delusions of Olivia Nuzzi’s American CantoHer memoir frequently shows an indifference toward truth, falsity, and meaning. In that way, it’s an artifact of our age. 010
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Homeless cat on the corner of MLK and Guadalupe holding the sign that simply says “Fuck You” has infinitely more masculine energy than this manicured keyboard-cowboy little ponce. 051
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Highway builders say building highways good. 030
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Haven't cried this much since my son was born. 020
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Hearing that Dallas City Council is exploring offers to relocate City Hall to Frisco. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/th... 000
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 06/11/2025At the OBGYN waiting room where an expecting father is watching loud videos on his phone with no earbuds. How early is too early for CPS? 010
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Danged frustrating when people mistakenly ascribe diabolical puppetmastery to my ham-fisted criminal incompetence. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/u... 000
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoBrandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 22/10/2025you will just have to trust me that this essay is so good and worth your time to read!!!!harpers.orgThe Goon Squad, by Daniel KolitzLoneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation 613118
Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Packing up for a move and was reminded that no one will ever top this Xmas gift. 020
Reposted by Caleb PritchardoJustin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Quite a day. 311342560