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Caleb Pritchardo

@cubbie9000.bsky.social
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Austin civics scenester. Former freewheeling freelancer. Seeing a doctor and getting rid of it.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think if dems ran on being nice to the harried teen employee behind the register you would do reagan 84 numbers for generations
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
STING: (finishing any song he's ever written) This is it. This is what I wanted. I'm happy with this, as the outcome.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never forgive hunter s thompson for making some people think they could write
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Alamo, Sea World, and grown men wearing pajama pants in public.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lol
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Heartbreaking: The worst artist you know, the guy who reforges found metal objects so they resemble human hand gestures, just made a grate point.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Give them all the ingredients for nukes but only on the condition they plant the seeds for a future Islamist revolution. Visionary. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...
nytimes.com
Trump Live Updates: President Says U.S.-Saudi Nuclear Deal ‘Subject to’ Normalizing Relations With Israel
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social Well done, man.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
a.co/d/0amC0G2C
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Shocked, shocked to find explosive diarrhea going on around here. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/w...
nytimes.com
Cyclospora Linked to Taylor Farms Lettuce Sent to Taco Bell
Federal officials worked with Michigan investigators to trace the outbreak to iceberg lettuce, which may also have gone to other vendors.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1G...
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Charlie Henry @modalshift.co · 17/06/2026
More people go to this P Terry's in an hour than have gone to Dirty's in 6 months.
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Tim Rogers @timmytyper.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's going to suck when Love Field announces it is relocating to Plano.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well done. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/a...
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Cory Brown @localmustard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I think it’s great when young people dig into 90s music but we don’t need to revisit fucking Candlebox
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John Stehlin @jstehlin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Full Self-Driving but only for the wheels
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
TSA checkpoints at every on-ramp, der der der, I'm a research fellow. www.civitasoutlook.com/research/why...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
www.statesman.com/news/local/a...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Somehow I made it 44 years and change before I discovered Quincy Jones' Frank Sinatra. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GID...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Finally.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods. RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All that's missing is the guyliner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXI...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Good thing this foreign policy flare-up has no discernible impact on the economy and prices at home. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Plumber Charged Extra for Ghoulie @frownt.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
banana coins with peanut butter is pizza
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RoninMacbeth 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @roninmacbeth.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I rediscovered this almost two year-old piece by @hooks.bsky.social on a convention of Habsburg...restorationists? Enthusiasts? Hobbyists? A convention in Plano which hosted members of the Habsburg-Lothringen clan, one of my favorites for how strange its subjects are. thebaffler.com/latest/feeli...
thebaffler.com
At the Habsburg Convention in Plano | Christopher Hooks
Emperor Karl I was the least successful and most tragic Habsburg monarch. A symposium in Texas makes the case for why he should become a saint.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
INT. OFFICE BREAK ROOM 40 YEAR OLD: Did you catch that new Harry Potter show last night? 45 YEAR OLD: Of course! Oooh I'm so excited for it! 40 YEAR OLD: Ooooghh I hope he does well in his classes. 45 YEAR OLD: I hope we see the child's first kiss with a girl! 40 YEAR OLD: We're normal for watching
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 19/03/2026
chinese propaganda trolling continues to be unmatched (first 3 minutes here, complete 5+ minute video in twitter link below)
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Now at that point in the cycle when the luxury high-rises of yesterday are naturally occurring affordable mid-rises of today. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
zillow.com
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Where's Bono?
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Look how they massacred my boy.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Collectively, what do we hope to achieve with all this protein?
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The unit where the mastermind behind Austin's parking-mandate repeal lived and the building where Charles Whitman killed his mom? Quelle opportunity! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Amongst all his other great work, a big shout-out to Bob and ADAPT for being clutch allies when we deleted parking mandates in Austin. Dude spent his entire adult life helping dummies like me get our heads out of our asses for the good of all mankind and such. Cat ruled. www.kut.org/politics/202...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Would gladly give my vote to the first candidate to endorse building a Goldeneye not as a weapon but as a public works project.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Can’t say I’m surprised by the historical literacy of these citizens.
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Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I know you probably do not want to read another article about American Canto. I certainly didn't think I wanted to read another article about American Canto. But this is, in fact, the best article I've yet read about American Canto.
newrepublic.com
The Self-Delusions of Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
Her memoir frequently shows an indifference toward truth, falsity, and meaning. In that way, it’s an artifact of our age.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Good old-fashioned Writing. newrepublic.com/article/2041...
newrepublic.com
The Self-Delusions of Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
Her memoir frequently shows an indifference toward truth, falsity, and meaning. In that way, it’s an artifact of our age.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Homeless cat on the corner of MLK and Guadalupe holding the sign that simply says “Fuck You” has infinitely more masculine energy than this manicured keyboard-cowboy little ponce.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Highway builders say building highways good.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Haven't cried this much since my son was born.
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lordy
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hearing that Dallas City Council is exploring offers to relocate City Hall to Frisco. www.dmagazine.com/micropost/th...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
At the OBGYN waiting room where an expecting father is watching loud videos on his phone with no earbuds. How early is too early for CPS?
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Danged frustrating when people mistakenly ascribe diabolical puppetmastery to my ham-fisted criminal incompetence. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/u...
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZ7...
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
you will just have to trust me that this essay is so good and worth your time to read!!!!
harpers.org
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
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Caleb Pritchardo @cubbie9000.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Packing up for a move and was reminded that no one will ever top this Xmas gift.
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Quite a day.
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