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I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
reported on something that was really difficult for a lot of people for a lot of different reasons in a lot of different ways.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps
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Crafting Apps: open-source creative tools
Image editing, vector illustration, video, photography, PDFs, motion graphics and page layout: seven native, open-source apps from the ArtCraft team, built in Rust and free to use.
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Play Update | 2026–27 Round 3 Regional Championship Promos and Qualifiers #mtg Upcoming Regional Championship Qualifiers Dec 11–Mar 28 - Standard *Top 8 Archenemy's Charm *participant Strategic Betrayal Regional Championships Jan 8–Feb 14 - Standard *promo Elspeth (foil for top finishers)
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Handling God Packs at Your Events #mtg
Handling God Packs at Your Events

Opening a God Pack can create an unforgettable moment for players and collectors, but it also presents a special circumstance during a Limited format event.

If a player opens a God Pack, they should stop and call for a judge or tournament organizer. Checking in immediately helps prevent confusion, regardless of how you decide to proceed.

You have discretion over whether the God Pack remains in the event. For any event intended to feel competitive, however, we strongly recommend the following:

    Celebrate the moment! Call attention to the rare find and share the excitement with your community.
    Remove the God Pack from the event. Let the player who opened it keep it for their collection.
    Replace it at no charge. Give the player an unopened Booster Pack from the same set so they can continue playing.
Removing and replacing the God Pack preserves a fair play experience while giving the player a memorable collectible. This approach also matches how God Packs are handled at competitive events where Wizards of the Coast provides the product, such as Regional Championships and the Pro Tour. At those events, God Packs must be removed and replaced.

For casual events, you may choose to leave the God Pack in the draft or sealed pool. This could work well at a Prerelease that uses Player List Only pairings, for example. In most cases, though, we recommend removing and replacing the God Pack.
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whenever someone asks me "why would you pay $20 to see a bad movie??"
mad men meme but don draper saying 'that's what regal unlimited is for'
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s interesting, wonder what we’re gonna learn here 👀 mcatlanta.mtgfestivals.com/en-us/experi...
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 01/10/2026
RAAH I WANNA LIVE IN SEATTLE SO BAD I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO PLACES AND VISIT BUSINESSES WITH PERSONALITY AND USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND BE AROUND INTERSTING AND DIVERSE CULTURES AND NOT MILES OF EMPTY STROADS AND PARKING LOTS I WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE BUILT FOR HUMANS AND NOT FOR CARS
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 29/09/2026
NYC #mtgPauper League Season 6 Invitational Top 8 Decklists 1st - Ryan on Mono G Elves 🧝‍♀️ 2nd - Ryan on Elves 🧝‍♀️ 3rd-4th Alex on Mardu Synth 🦅, Russell on White Weenie 🦅 5th-8th Adam on Esper Ephemerate 🔁, Austin on Pestilence 😷, Rich on Spy Combo 🕵️‍♀️, Cameron on Familiars 🏰
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drama! At the LGS
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Pauper players start asking about downshifts
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John Duncan @johntheduncan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not been steered wrong by this so far and it seems relevant again as a bunch of biologists push back against Anthropic's announcement of "ground breaking" LLM research
The safe attitude to any groundbreaking announcement from OpenAI and Anthropic is to think "how are these lying fraudsters trying to defraud us?" And then usually within 12 hours the fraud usually revealed
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
macklemore and dave matthews will be our pete seeger and woody guthrie won’t they. 70 years from now they'll be remembered as principled songwriters whose music is ideologically admired but rarely listened to. it won’t be any of the earnest folk revival types it’ll be macklemore and dave matthews
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Golgariguy @golgariguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still remember when Watchwolf was a big deal 👴🏼
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 30/06/2026
yeah that's cool you have a website and a league and a stream and promo cards. do your weeklies run on time? is there a judge? are you building a relationship with your lgs? are the players respectful? do lgbt+ and bipoc players feel welcome? have you been doing all that for at least a year?
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This week, PlayStation announced that it had pulled out of publishing Hideo Kojima's next game, Physint. But the company didn't give a reason. So I made some calls. Here's why PlayStation bailed and why Xbox snapped Kojima right up: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
PlayStation Ditched Hideo Kojima’s ‘Physint’ on Budget Concerns, Missed Deadlines
The legendary Japanese creator of ‘Death Stranding’ will take his new game to Xbox
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Nathan Long @natedogg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For a few months at least, we can resolve a Dark Confidant trigger, reveal a Tarmogoyf, then cast Geological Appraiser and discover into a Stinging Vitriol, a new Thoughtseize. We're going to Jund 'em Out in standard.
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These are the three best charms, arguably UB is the best one but RB and UW are going to be fine spells to fill out a deck
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Gitrob @gitrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jace belekirkan got kirked in reality fractkirk on the kirkiversary get you guys he died/got kirked guys he got kirked kirked kirk this is just like
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the reality fracture story is getting crazy
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can't lie, Michigan storming the field after needing a last second hail mary to beat Western in week 1 is almost as sad as them losing
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Emma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 04/09/2026
#MTGPauper magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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On The Zeta Set in Pauper
See a statement regarding The Zeta Set and Pauper legality. Changes are effective in tabletop Pauper on September 7.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
9/1 #scryfallrandom is my favorite kind of commander design- it gives you a reward, and a prompt on how to get the reward, but expects you to figure out the means of making it happen on your own. This leads to creativity and deck diversity and interesting build options that don't follow a set track.
Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival
{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Artificer

Thopters you control have haste.

Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Renegade turned revolutionary turned rebuilder.

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Illustrated by Marta Nael
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What an image
Spider-man free Palestine
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Captain Dandyfloss 🏴‍☠️🌊【 VTC 】 @dandyfloss.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First of my new Magic videos is out! If you want to watch some vtubers play pauper, come check out All Hands On Deck! Featuring @smilodonnavt.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwfz...
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it’s time
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Emma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 11/08/2026
If you're wanting to play with those now-banned in Standard Badgermole Cubs...
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have a number of issues with the MLP secret lair, however it's very funny that the bonus card was [relic of legend] and they just did a closeup of twilight sparkle's ass.
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Golgariguy @golgariguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pauper and Premodern are the best 1v1 Magic formats and it's not close.
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I feel embarrassed. I feel like a failure. and it’s fine if you think I am too. I just honestly have no other options. paypal.me/jourdainsearles
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Pay Jourdain Searles using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/jourdainsearles and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yah idk how the WNBA stopped being about basketball
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I didn’t know how to phrase this, but I was thinking how we used to crack packs for an Ugin to sell to make another deck or use that Ugin to start a Tron deck. Now it really feels like you’re cracking for money
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
trying to grow my business pages pls give a follow if ur cute and love plants
dovesplants on tiktokdovesplants on ig
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is an outstanding video if you're interested in video game history and Namco games.
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Paige, TheMaverickGirl @themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Hobbit Welcome Decks have all of the landcyclers except for Generous Ent. Good for Pauper accessibility (and offers prints without the Universes Beyond frame)
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If you buy Meta glasses I’m assuming you’re trying to do some creep activities.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
Outside the military, Fletcher said Feehan enjoyed building LEGO sets, cheering for the Atlanta Falcons, using Dr. Squatch soap, drinking Shatto Milk from Missouri and traveling.
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Premodern Challenge Top 8 decklists for Tuesday, July 21 (54 players) #mtg #mtgPremodern Mono-Red Goblins was victorious! 👺🏆 Full English Breakfast in 2nd 🥓 Stasis gets 3rd 🎨 Moneyball Black finished 4th 🖤 Replenish takes 5th 🏛️ Stiflenought at 6th and 8th 🦐🦐 GR Zoo gets 7th 🐘
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You’ve heard of Russiagate, now get ready for Chinagate
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pauper Challenge Top 8 decklists for Wed, July 15 (56 players) #mtg #mtgPauper Monster Tron takes it down! 💠🏆 Mono-Blue Terror in 2nd and 4th 🐉🐉 Dimir Faeries gets 3rd 🧚‍♂️ Naya Gates finished 5th 😸 Grixis Affinity at 6th 🤖 Jund Wildfire in 7th ♨️ Monster Tron also takes 8th 💠
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