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@yoman5.bsky.social
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MTG/TFT streamer/writer/commentator. Top 8 GP Milwaukee. yoman5.business@gmail.com (he/him)

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 10h
Trohpied with this, format feels a little weird it's pretty fast and you can get run over but you also do in fact need top end
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 30/09/2026
Couples after sex back in the day: smoking a cigarette Couples after sex now: babe did you see the Steam sale starts tomorrow
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How it feels getting progressively more responsibility each year
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you worked with Wesleyan University Press on a book, check your Anthropic allocation. In the last few days they went through and assigned themselves 100% of the allocation.
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Maureen Ogle @maureenogle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harper Collins tried to claim both my stolen books. Harper Collins published neither.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made yomanwife's family lasagna recipe for her birthday dinner 🥰 #yomanfood
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
REALITY FRACTURE DECK DUMP THREAD 50+ decks for Standard and beyond! FRA Deck Dump sponsored this time by @mtglore.com! Incredible set to be sponsored by the community story archive, the story has been so good
Reality Fracture logo
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This draft was extremely silly p1p1 lorien, p1p2 brain freeze, p1p3 LED p2p2 breach was 2 duals away from the full free tainted pact jace combo but didn't matter won a doomsday+jace game thru gy hate shutting off breach, won through hullbreacher+dauthi, deck was just too sick to lose
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does @magic.wizards.com not know how sacred trans rights are to those who make Magic & the community surrounding it? We can debate the efficacy of advocacy-through-products; But this'd be one of the few IPs that could organically incite an impactful boycott across play, commentary, & production.
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice lil trophy, haven't cubed in a while Feels like a mox in every pack1 tho it's kind of wild
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Josh Boykin @wallstormer.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I helped make a Steam Sale, and it's right next to Control: Resonant! gdoc.events/sale2026 Fantastic sale filled with games made by people of color from AROUND THE WORLD. Check it out! (And please share it too 😉)
A snapshot of the Steam homepage (slightly scrolled down). Control: Resonant is on the top, then a banner for the Game Devs of Color Expo Steam Sale. Below that are Discounts and events for other various franchises.
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rock climbing update: New routes and a bunch of hard work but I sent a v3+ and worked on a bunch of 3 and 4 level stuff Feels good to start getting back to where I was even if my muscles are like "what is happening"
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @starcitygames.bsky.social @cardkingdom.com @tcgplayer.com there's an affiliate of yours who is re-hosting other MTG creator's content without their consent to make money off people buying cards using the affiliate code they have with you. Happy to DM you their info
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blinkdog Roots is very silly, much fun might need like 2 hushwood verge tho, I kept stranding the dog in my hand if molt tenders died and I didn't draw exactly starting town
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
General vibes from a few hours of FRA early access Ajani 6 is busted, I told you so Way of the pyromancer nice Dark matter manipulator nice Emrakul kinda stinky Jund felt great but we both know that's EA only vibes real standard decks will murder bob and then you (also goyf was small w/o mill)
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love turn 2
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my opponent is going infinite with Adagia to copy Airbender Ascension looping Emrakul that's kinda sick ngl
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Geological Appraiser into Stinging Vitriol just isn't quiiiite bloodbraid into blightning ...BUT IF YOU CLOOSE YOUR EEEEEYES
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Superfriends is fun I'll give you that
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New from 404 Media: Meta announced Muse, its AI agent that can book restaurants for you. We've seen internal Meta messages showing Meta is actually testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers. In those tests its not AI, it's just a person www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
404media.co
Meta Tests Muse AI Agent Calls That Are Actually Made By Humans in a Call Center
"This has potential for so much negative PR. It could portray us as ‘their AI is not good enough so they still need humans’ kind of coverage for this launch."
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2010 — saddest eldrazi alive 2026 — the most beautiful lesbian you’ve ever seen
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a picture of a sign that says OLD ORCHARD but it's split up to say OLD ORC on the left and HARD on the right

comments below read:

Old Orc lucky. Some old orc not get hard. Must take blue potion.

If hard lasting more than 4 hours contact shaman. They be impressed as hell.
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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other
People
Our disagreement is not merely political, but a fundamental divide on what it means to live in a society.
By Kayla Chadwick, Contributor
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when TikTok had to be banned in the United States because its parent company was Chinese
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
REALITY FRACTURE DECK DUMP THREAD 50+ decks for Standard and beyond! FRA Deck Dump sponsored this time by @mtglore.com! Incredible set to be sponsored by the community story archive, the story has been so good
Reality Fracture logo
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Bobby, Multicolored Permanent @bobbeigh.com · 17/09/2026
“Reality Fracture” Magic: The Gathering (2026)
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh apparently literally every card got previewed already there's no stragglers this time Deckbuilding it is
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn red is getting some juicy cards this set
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got a good selfie with my dog!
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a neat hydra, plays well in multiples and can be used as a cheap anthem in a pinch
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit Samut looks gas Both of them The red one seems super fucking good just on rate but the blue one is gonna be a brutal SB card
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Letting the opponent choose is so brutal I don't think this cuts it when tutors are already on the way out as a card archetype (except specifically Rhythm and GSZ which put the tutored card directly into play)
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that's a cute pair, the red one is okay and the green one is potentially interesting but I think the body rates may be too low for 2026 standard
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure this is worth 3 mana and then having to do work *and* untap with but its neat for commander
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's cute as fuck Gets around indestructible, doesn't kill things with counters Really solid removal spell
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rip verdant force you've been obsoleted
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fascinating tool to have in standard and not locked away in the commander set I'm not sure what we do with this yet but this might be a way to combo with ghired
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really like this as a way to have "removal equipment" that can still come down early for aggressive decks Neat kicker design
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yoman5 @yoman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh, to the battlefield is a nice one
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