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CtrlAltJon

@ctrlaltjon.bsky.social
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I mostly follow Magic the Gathering, video essayists, and commie stuff.

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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I play pauper and I keep calling this “mutavault bridge”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Didn’t even have my favorite art there.
Llanowar elves from Foundations Jumpstart, with the art depicting a sapphic elvish couple, one holding a baby elf.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
4th Place Modern Challenge decklist that contains Exhibition Tidecaller.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Great! Now recognize your devs!
Mtg card “Union of the Third Path”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The table let it slide cuz it was just a basic fetcher in my deck and not a combo fetcher, but even then just make it a game changer what are we doing?
MTG card Primeval Titan, aka Prime Time. A 4GG 6/6 Giant that reads: “Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My goat
Picture of the MTG card Teferi, Hero of Dominaria.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Sorry can’t hear you over my Spare Trousers multiplier.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Rec sage has some new friends!
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I jammed this in so many decks back in its day. Nowadays I think I prefer Mazemine Tomb tho.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Full circle
The above post under the discovery tab.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There were some bangers that year tho
Vampire Weekend (Self Titled)Fleet Foxes (Self Titled)The Slip by Nine Inch NailsThe Bedlam in Goliath by The Mars Volta
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I’m sorry but uttering the phrase “the founding fathers cooked” gives me severe psychological distress
Cursed statement from Illinois candidate Kat Abughazaleh that reads, “I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.

“Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Screenshot from Disco Elysium that reads: “RHETORIC (Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism
questions, and that question is:
1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?" 2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of
something better.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Surprised no one has posted the humble delver. Allow me to correct that.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Screenshot of Mallory Archer from the show Archer responding to Sterling Archer with “Was that not rhetorical?”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What a wild background for what seems like a John Kricfalusi bit gone too far.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I swear that same reply guy has been commenting on my posts all day long!
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
We are witnessing a struggle between the traditional capital and the entitled white settler class, who have been championed by opportunistic oligarchs who see this as a way to get a leg up on the others and exert more power. Everyone else is collateral.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I got you
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It’s Multicolor Monday! Share your favorite multicolor spell
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s free cost Friday! Post your favorite free cost spell!
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
We cooking the concept of time over here!
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Magic players: What’s a movie title that describes your playstyle?
Movie poster for “John Dies at the End”
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
He just wants to be on the board as a Star of Extinction resolves
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s not Saturday anymore but it’s always the right time to unban this masterpiece in pioneer
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Forgot that 36 Seasons is still a pretty good. Album was actually pretty crucial in getting me into hip hop, I heard this before I heard any Wu-Tang project
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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CtrlAltJon @ctrlaltjon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This album, like much of Krysten Hayter’s work, isn’t something I can listen to on a whim. But on certain days, in the right moment, it compels me.
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