Reposted by carolineborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/05/2023I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness 532338671
Reposted by carolineCarrie Byrd @byrdwrites.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Check your inboxes! The May issue of The L Byrd has gone out, with a new Queer Theory Made Easy, some musings on this summer's GCLS conference, and—most importantly—a FREE 12k-word spicy short story prequel to Loser of the Year 👀 I'm pretty proud of this one, and I hope you'll enjoy it! 0173
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 14/05/2025iso: a binaural beats app that has an "it's finals week and i need to calm down before replying to this tone deaf student" setting 000
Reposted by carolineone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/05/2025GREAT NORTH AMERICAN SCHISM OF 2026, LET’S GOOOOOO 722626
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 05/05/2025one month until TWFTW day!!! @writingroslyn.bsky.social 020
Reposted by carolineSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/04/2025SORRY THESE ARE LATE MY THERAPY PENGUIN IS COOPERATING WITH THE FEDS 944350
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 24/04/2025gotta dial it back a little because @averysfriend.bsky.social clearly knows me too well 110
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025anyone want me to grab them some bitcoin from this gas station? 110
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 20/04/2025this book owns my life and the entire group chat and rightly so because it is EVERYTHING 051
Reposted by carolineavery friend @averysfriend.bsky.social · 19/04/2025my friend @cswift13.bsky.social calls it "only birders in the building" and I can't think of it as anything else now 171
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 16/04/2025if you think you're ready for this book, no you're not. you're just so unbelievably unprepared. 020
Reposted by carolinelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/04/2025i think the trick to not aging into an annoying crank is to accept that you're getting dumber without losing your curiosity 291323132
Reposted by carolineSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Aries: Things are looking up! Unfortunately, that's because you're in hell and there is no other direction to look. 634273
Reposted by carolineavery friend @averysfriend.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Quick timeline cleanse: Lady Catelyn Stark is here to tell you that it’s gonna be okay (though it would be okay a whole lot sooner if she was in charge of everything, not just her current territory). 1162
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 16/03/2025i was expecting catelyn and sammy, but i guess this works too 110
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 16/03/2025every evening the cat waits at the front door for her “real parents” to come pick her up, like she could do better than lesbian dinks 030
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor. 010
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 12/03/2025by now @writingroslyn.bsky.social should know what to expect when crowdsourcing book suggestions 020
Reposted by carolineRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Why is there a constant sound of elderly women's voices muttering in an unidentifiable language that's clearly audible in every room of our casino no matter how loud the other noises in the room are? It's quite simple: Renovations. 0616
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 07/03/2025everyone has a place they refer to as the “samantha mumba sushi restaurant” right? 000
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 04/03/2025prepping to enter the most solemn season of the liturgical calendar (bogo filet-o-fish) 000
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 03/03/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a man with a star on his sleeveALT: a cartoon drawing of a man with a star on his sleeve 100
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 02/03/2025just did something social for the first time in months 130
Reposted by carolineKristen Arnett @kristenarnett.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i love to ask my cat “what are you up to” because i genuinely want to know and feel like the answer might surprise me 31009
Reposted by carolineSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Aries: Your personality isn't your fault, but it is your problem. 738382
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 10/02/2025cc: @writingroslyn.bsky.social @byrdwrites.bsky.social 010
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 31/01/2025okay but which of them held the instructions vs building the furniture? 140
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 31/01/2025happy friday i’m in the holding cell below the BJ’s for attacking the inventory robot 000
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 27/01/2025go, birds! (me yelling at the flock of pigeons on my porch) 010
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 25/01/2025i threatened to kidnap @writingroslyn.bsky.social’s cat if she didn’t let me read an early draft of this and i cannot overstate what a fucking triumph it is. i will be thinking about this book for the rest of my life. 182
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 20/01/2025i wish i could be half as tenacious as jessica from my loan processing team 000
caroline @cswift13.bsky.social · 14/01/2025My wife had the same problem! (but we made it to ep 3). What a dumpster fire 😅 010
