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@crypticus.bsky.social
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#CRYPTICUS - Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, Guitar in #DeathMetal band CRYPTICUS, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT, #SHMUP enthusiast www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial crypticus.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/Crypticus

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 14m
"What are they using the T-Virus for?" "To make SUPER SOLDIERS." "I'll have the soup." - My Unsold RE Script
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 1h
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 2h
Chopping-up some old Jazz records to make beats for my old pal STANKY BROWN. I normally don't work with loops but this was fun. #Rap #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien @bunnysaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, the Phantom of the Opera really is a fedora-wearing, basement-dwelling incel whose hobbies are sending threats to the people who make his favorite show, and writing horny self-insert fanfic. (Affectionate) (I think)
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 10h
Seriously, who's a better MC than Esoteric? Who else can follow Deck like this?! His flow is endless. IMO he stands among the legends of Hip-Hop. #Czarface
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h
Get On Down gave me a crazy good deal - CZARFACE vs GHOSTFACE and both MF DOOM collabs on vinyl for $35!
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 21h
"End Of The Street" - my oil painting
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Ian The Comic Artist @ianthecomicartist.bsky.social · 21h
Just a city scene. Sketched in Ibis Paint X on my Samsung Galaxy Tab 6 Lite tablet. #art #illustration #winnipeg #canada #noAI #イラスト
A sketch of a city scene
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 23h
Can't stop listening to CZARFACE lately. I'm digging into the wax. #Vinyl #Rap #HipHop
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026
Just finished this Frank Oz piece
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aphex twink @peregrinator.net · 29/09/2026
you know what? y'all can have the debut single from my project a few days early. this has @vanessafunke.bsky.social on vocals, @baltech.bsky.social on bass and me on everything else. and @abigailirfan.bsky.social wrote the lyrics peregrinator.bandcamp.com/track/half-e...
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catherine O’Hara as Dusty Towne and John Candy as Divine
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really quite naive to imagine AI taking the time to build human-looking robot Terminators in order to "fool" us, developing time travel just to go back & stop some humans. Shit, if it wanted to it would just vitrify the entire surface of the planet & be rid of us within hours.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking thru my hood and I accidentally walked right in the middle of a homeless man with a bottle of booze SCREAMING at a car "FUCK YOU! I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!" ... But he looked at me and completely gave me a pass: 1. That's the power of minding your own business 2. The Insane recognize each other
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dug this old shirt out of The Pile and I have absolutely NO IDEA what band it is (I *think* it might be NOXIS!) #MetalSky #DeathMetal #ShirtCheck #Crypticus
Crypticus is flummoxed
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Workaholics rewatch
Adam: "I like vascularity in the breasts."
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like The Spaniard - @fullmetalkitchen.bsky.social - needs to be in this conversation.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another Winner From The House Of Ideas: Putting violent criminals in prison doesn't work. We need to keep them in cells with six inches of diarrhea on the floor at all times - that will send a message. One year in with poop floor is worse than ten years playing basketball in the yard.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"At this point, if someone claims they've never heard PROSTHETIC C*NT's 'F*ckin Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit F*ckstick,' - *the song of the summer* - they are just being pedantic, attempting to gain 'cool points' amongst their Hipster friends who didn't appreciate Porno GoreGrind..."
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never heard of heard of "Choosin" Texas." I've never heard one single Taylor Swift song. I've never heard a Beyonce song. I've only heard one Drake song. I've only heard one Kendrick Lamar song. ... But I can tell you everything about Death Metal and Goth Rock bands YOU never heard.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frankie Pulitzer (aka. Tom Hardy) dropping references from Tom Hardy movies always rules.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
INVENTION FOR DESTRUCTION (1958) - Czech Steampunk fantasy made in 1958. This movie is mind-boggling. I absolutely thought this was a modern retro film made w/CGI FX. I can't believe how this was accomplished at the time. #FilmSky #SciFi #VFX youtu.be/3jiAIQ6ObM0
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░1░9░5░8░ 𝑰𝒏𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏. #scifi #destruction #movie
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A very raw Hip-Hop remix I did using only VST 808, Linn Drum & Moog. NO SAMPLES. Music by CrypTicuS. Vocals by Demigodz #TheFilthChamber #Rap #Remix
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This song is so fuckin' awesome I've just had it on repeat. Here's INS & Facepuller's verses. Pure greatness. #Czarface #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WORKAHOLICS is streaming free on PlutoTV (ad blockers work). I forgot how hilarious this show is. The one where they stay overnight in the office is a modern classic. pluto.tv/us/shows/wor...
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The Denver Post @denverpost.com · 26/09/2026
The former Northside Wastewater Treatment Facility has been repurposed into a new Denver park that features a BMX pump track, accessible paths, an elaborate nature-themed playground and birdwatching around a pond and wilderness area.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CZARFACE rule so hard. Nobody beats up a beat like Esoteric (this is not a photo!) #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven't read ABSOLUTE BATMAN, but since he carries a huge axe I presume he's just straight splattering entrails & hacking heads off? Is he slashing jewel thieves into piles of bloody quivering guts? I'm not quite sure how you'd "rough up" a pickpocket with a razor sharp axe.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CZARFACE rule so hard. Nobody beats up a beat like Esoteric (this is not a photo!) #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really enjoyed BAKED IN BROOKLYN but there's simply no universe in which Alex Daddario is in love w/a four foot shlub like Brener UNLESS: - He's a millionaire (He's broke) - He's very domineering (very passive) - He's very confident (not) - He's very funny & sexy (neither) Nevertheless, fun movie.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People complain about shit but do nothing but support it. They hate Apple but they're "addicted" - BUY SOMETHING ELSE Hate Adobe but still subscribe - USE OPEN SOURCE Hate dipshits but still watch Reality TV - READ A BOOK Hate Netflix but still steam - GROW SOME TASTE
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Individual Thought Patterns V.026 @itpv025.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#METALSKY #INDUSTRIALMETAL #GODFLESH #NEWRELEASE spak-individualthoughtpatterns.blogspot.com/2026/09/godf...
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GODFLESH: STREAMING NEW RELEASE "DECAY" VIA BANDCAMP
The legendary extreme metal journal ITP. Extreme metal reviews, news, and insight on extreme metal music, culture and society. Extreme music for a bru
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'know, defining your entire personality by what you like to fuck is a really odd thing to do, yet that's what all of Humanity is engaging in.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're letting Steve Ditko draw Daredevil comics now?!
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We need more things made from people’s deep personal feelings, not less. We need less committee, less algorithm. The good stuff comes from people souls without being heavily tampered with by rich businessmen who know nothing about art or story. People want to connect with that gem inside.
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one thing that i rarely see discussed in the "why don't you, a 40 year old hag, have kids?" discussion is that for the past, say, 30 years of my life the message of existence has been OPTIMIZE!!! OR PERISH!! and frankly, when your brain is trained to OPTIMIZE you realize... kids aren't optimal
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A very raw Hip-Hop remix I did using only VST 808, Linn Drum & Moog. NO SAMPLES. Music by CrypTicuS. Vocals by Demigodz #TheFilthChamber #Rap #Remix
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen, I walk the fart walk and I talk the fart talk.
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mmmmmmmmm @mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yoooooooo Sigh KEXP!
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Sigh - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
My generation was the product of people with unaddressed flaws and traumas being quickly infatuated with each other and thinking you could build a life on that. So we’re overcompensating by spending our lives single, working on ourselves, and only willing to couple/multiply if we find perfection.
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Bandcamp @bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026
Stones Throw’s most exalted hip-hop records didn’t reinforce the existing culture, they shifted the paradigm. We asked various artists to share their memories of the label and take stock of where it is now.
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Stones Throw At 30: Artists Share Stories About the Label’s Rich History
Looking back at three decades of the iconic underground rap label.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally catching up to these EQUALIZER movies. He is a goddamn murder machine. Do NOT fuck with Denzel. I repeat: DO NOT FUCK WITH DENZEL.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dan Toomey is the greatest. youtu.be/x3VCBKlQABE
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What does SpaceX actually do?
YouTube video by Good Work
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eerie ~ this part of a giant marble hand was originally part of a colossal 2nd century statue at the Temple of Hercules, in Amman, Jordan (photo: Robert Clark, National Geographic) www.messynessychic.com/2019/02/04/1...
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 23/09/2026
I still can't quite believe that this series exists.
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Thundarr the Barbarian S01:E01 - Secret of the Black Pearl
Thundaarr, Ariel and Ookla meet and old man who is attacked by the rat-like groundlings when Thurdarr tries to deliver a black pearl said to be capable of defeating the wizard Gemini to the village of...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I grew up down South, so they brought in a bunch of Christian bodybuilders in spandex called "The Power Team," who did feats of strength & talked about The Lord.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/cukczI1YoTM
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Decker 3: Decker vs Dracula Super-Cut (With "On Cinema" Clips Cut In)
YouTube video by Owen Hammer
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eso is so great on the new CZARFACE: "What could be the lesson when you pressing on the texture of depression in a session? just looking for that larger meaning but looks they are deceiving Unless we mean Samara Weaving Fire put you on my mantle Turn you to ash like your handle is Bruce Campbell"
CZARFACE - Eso, The Rebel INS, 7-L
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