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@crypticus.bsky.social
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#CRYPTICUS - Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, Guitar in #DeathMetal band CRYPTICUS, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT, #SHMUP enthusiast www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial crypticus.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/Crypticus

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 7h
C'mon. This is a physical medium.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 8h
It's literally a physical representation of another record being scratched in real time, recorded & recreated onto another piece of wax to sound like the first piece of wax being scratched. IT MAKES NO SENSE. The fact that this is possible should be debated in seminars by scientists & philosophers.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 8h
Yes! Seriously, vinyl tech is magic. It doesn't make any sense that this is possible or that Humans would ever develop it.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 10h
I'd love to see Lil' Sam vs William Katt.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 10h
Serious question: I'm listening to Rap on vinyl and I can't understand how they capture RECORD SCRATCHING ON WAX?! It's literally the sound of vinyl being scratched recorded ON VINYL. How does this not make the record needle go crazy when I play it? It should make the record skip. Think about it
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 10h
It helps to understand that they're also Apocalyptic Evangelists who think they're bringing Revelations to bear. We are at the mercy of a bunch of stupid superstitious dipshits.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h
Now you know his address!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h
Listen, I have NO IDEA who Frankie Facepuller really is but he's got some dope rhymes. #Kayfabe "I stick my foot up in your organs Like they beat up Jordans FacePuller, motherfucker Nobody weird as him I cut you ear to chin Take your limbs Then I wear your skin" #Rap #Czarface #HipHop
Tom Hardy & Frankie Pulitzer Tom Hardy enjoys Rap
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 11h
#Workaholics rewatch continues & now I discover that a tiny ALAN RITCHSON played Ders' douchebag arch enemy from High School!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 12h
It's SO HARD, even on the Baby Wimpy Poopy-diaper setting! It's an amazing game, but way too hard for me. Maybe you'll have better luck... bsky.app/profile/cryp...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 12h
In terms of tankiness, this would be like a low-level midboss in EDEN'S ECLIPSE - which is why I finally gave up on that game. I should give this one another play tho.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 13h
Well... Just had to order them shits on vinyl. Have I mentioned how much I love CZARFACE yet?!
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Red and Anarchist Black Coffee @antifacortado.bsky.social · 14h
"Well y'see Satan was cast out and when he was cast out he created the hellfire so Side Satan is definitely gonna be side A" *put on the album and Side Hellfire is clearly side A* I'm just gonna start listening to adult contemporary man I am so sick of this shit god damn it
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 13h
... And then the goddamn typeface in the booklet is some kind of illuminated Old English font printed with silver ink on top of a medieval woodcut, so good luck reading the titles.
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Beyond Grace - new EP OUT NOW @beyondgrace.bsky.social · 19h
We're currently booking shows and applying for festivals for 2027, and one thing that would really help us out would be to boost our online numbers... so if you're seeing this, give us a listen, like and share this post, and recommend us to your friends! open.spotify.com/artist/5YOoY...
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Beyond Grace
Artist · 468 monthly listeners.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22h
Or even better: Side SATAN Side HELLFIRE Which one is the first one, you evil dunces?!
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Red and Anarchist Black Coffee @antifacortado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listening to the first three minutes of a funeral doom song only to realize you're on the wrong rpm
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22h
My bet is that civilization is ending soon.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22h
You better start bowling.
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Cαrínα ᓚᘏᗢ @carina.delachancla.com · 01/10/2026
Installed new pickups in your guitar and wanna test before you put strings on??
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22h
youtu.be/OEBGy4OFrAA
youtu.be
30 Minutes of Robert McCall Beating up his Enemies | THE EQUALIZER 1-2-3
YouTube video by FilmIsNow Epic Scenes
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What are they using the T-Virus for?" "To make SUPER SOLDIERS." "I'll have the soup." - My Unsold RE Script
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All my homies be fartin'.
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chopping-up some old Jazz records to make beats for my old pal STANKY BROWN. I normally don't work with loops but this was fun. #Rap #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien @bunnysaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, the Phantom of the Opera really is a fedora-wearing, basement-dwelling incel whose hobbies are sending threats to the people who make his favorite show, and writing horny self-insert fanfic. (Affectionate) (I think)
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep hearing great reviews.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, who's a better MC than Esoteric? Who else can follow Deck like this?! His flow is endless. IMO he stands among the legends of Hip-Hop. #Czarface
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get On Down gave me a crazy good deal - CZARFACE vs GHOSTFACE and both MF DOOM collabs on vinyl for $35!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"End Of The Street" - my oil painting
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Ian The Comic Artist @ianthecomicartist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a city scene. Sketched in Ibis Paint X on my Samsung Galaxy Tab 6 Lite tablet. #art #illustration #winnipeg #canada #noAI #イラスト
A sketch of a city scene
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't stop listening to CZARFACE lately. I'm digging into the wax. #Vinyl #Rap #HipHop
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026
Just finished this Frank Oz piece
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DIGGER looks like one of those weird flops like TOYS or NORTH or HUDSON HAWK.
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aphex twink @peregrinator.net · 29/09/2026
you know what? y'all can have the debut single from my project a few days early. this has @vanessafunke.bsky.social on vocals, @baltech.bsky.social on bass and me on everything else. and @abigailirfan.bsky.social wrote the lyrics peregrinator.bandcamp.com/track/half-e...
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Catherine O’Hara as Dusty Towne and John Candy as Divine
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100%. Some people are just predators looking for an opportunity. Sometimes it's better to just show that you're TROUBLE & that you're on to them already - enough to make them look for someone else instead. I can't believe how many people I see on their phones, walking thru the park at night.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really quite naive to imagine AI taking the time to build human-looking robot Terminators in order to "fool" us, developing time travel just to go back & stop some humans. Shit, if it wanted to it would just vitrify the entire surface of the planet & be rid of us within hours.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...And these same people never complained about all the Kung-Fu, Techno, bullet time & spandex in the original RE movies.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is exactly the kinda tech bullshit that's gonna make it hard for Tom Cruise and Schwarzenegger to escape from goons.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PS - I didn't even know Kardashian did one. I'm not surprised tho. Every trashy star has to do a tour on AHS
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walking thru my hood and I accidentally walked right in the middle of a homeless man with a bottle of booze SCREAMING at a car "FUCK YOU! I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!" ... But he looked at me and completely gave me a pass: 1. That's the power of minding your own business 2. The Insane recognize each other
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's sleazy and fun! I really liked the freakshow season, which many hated. It's a good show to watch stoned. I have to check out some of these allacarte seasons...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, it's all a bunch of made up D&D horseshit anyway, so it's like arguing which Pokemon is real or not when Pokemon was made up by a corporation to make money.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stopped back at the one where they were all in a cult in the apocalypse, but I like how weird that show gets.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dug this old shirt out of The Pile and I have absolutely NO IDEA what band it is (I *think* it might be NOXIS!) #MetalSky #DeathMetal #ShirtCheck #Crypticus
Crypticus is flummoxed
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Workaholics rewatch
Adam: "I like vascularity in the breasts."
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