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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾

@crypticus.bsky.social
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#CRYPTICUS - Musician, Producer, #Metal & #Horror Pundit, Guitar in #DeathMetal band CRYPTICUS, Host of #TheFilthChamber on YT, #SHMUP enthusiast www.youtube.com/crypticusofficial crypticus.bandcamp.com linktr.ee/Crypticus

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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 4h
OK, so I saw DIGGER: - There are a couple of big twists which are interesting. - This is a film for Kubrick & Charlie Kaufman fans. - It's not the same movie that was advertised. - It's very pretentious but I really liked it. - The sets & design are gorgeous. - It's really about Musk.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 13h
I saw this teaser for IT'S ALIVE on TV when I was a toddler & I lost my fucking mind. Every time it would come on I'd run out of the room screaming.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 15h
"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask." - Frankie Pulitzer #Czarface
Frankie FacepullerCZARFACE Frankie, Eso, MethFrankie & Eso
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 18h
I could never play text based RPGs .... the thought makes me SHUDDER! That's like office work to me. I need to fly & shoot crazy weaponry at space monsters!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WORKAHOLICS rewatch continues: I'm crying at Ders using his "sexuality" to "dominate" his enemies.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digging thru my studio archives & I found all the albums I've Mixed/Mastered/Produced/played on which have been released on cassette tape - including my band. Haven't checked these out in many years! #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus #MetalSky #PhysicalMedia #DeathMetal
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... I feel LIFE is the perfect double feature w/ UNDERWATER! Another film which terrified me & required tons of CGI to realize.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
,,,Furthermore, my parents were extremely censorious about Horror movies, but when I stayed at my Gay Uncle Gurgel's house he'd let me watch whatever I wanted & while he gave commentary. He's awesome. One night we watched TOURIST TRAP & I had nightmares for a decade. No regrets! Thanks, Uncle G!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I saw the SIMPSONS episode with/John Waters that was exactly my experience: I had a hilarious & awesome Gay Uncle who loved showing me Horror movies & Anime. He was the first dude to explain MAD MAX movies to me! I spent the night at his house & we'd watch Horror movies! He was awesome.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ferguson is tremendous, as always. What a babe. I would very much like to be her boyfriend. Please tell her I don't snore & I know how to work a caulking gun. Thanks in advance. #Life #Horror #TheFerg
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reynolds was the only person on this space station who was thinking straight.... but in the end, it helped nothing! #Life #Horror
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A creature like this would be a MAJOR problem - Body composition: 100% muscle/ 100% brain/ 100% eye - impervious to cold, feeds on heat, consumes & digests animals via diffusion... Yeah, we're all fucked. #Life #Horror
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listen to Deadpool, he's the only one talking sense here. #Life #Horror
"We don't know what that thing is""...and you're in there playing around with it""I don't want to be around that thing"
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've discovered PLUTO TV is superior to TUBI. PLUTO has tons of old sitcoms, a good Horror & Sci-Fi selection, and ad blocker works perfectly there. pluto.tv/us/home/
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Serious question: I'm listening to Rap on vinyl and I can't understand how they capture RECORD SCRATCHING ON WAX?! It's literally the sound of vinyl being scratched recorded ON VINYL. How does this not make the record needle go crazy when I play it? It should make the record skip. Think about it
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen, I have NO IDEA who Frankie Facepuller really is but he's got some dope rhymes. #Kayfabe "I stick my foot up in your organs Like they beat up Jordans FacePuller, motherfucker Nobody weird as him I cut you ear to chin Take your limbs Then I wear your skin" #Rap #Czarface #HipHop
Tom Hardy & Frankie Pulitzer Tom Hardy enjoys Rap
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Workaholics rewatch continues & now I discover that a tiny ALAN RITCHSON played Ders' douchebag arch enemy from High School!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well... Just had to order them shits on vinyl. Have I mentioned how much I love CZARFACE yet?!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chopping-up some old Jazz records to make beats for my old pal STANKY BROWN. I normally don't work with loops but this was fun. #Rap #TheFilthChamber #Crypticus
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seriously, who's a better MC than Esoteric? Who else can follow Deck like this?! His flow is endless. IMO he stands among the legends of Hip-Hop. #Czarface
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't stop listening to CZARFACE lately. I'm digging into the wax. #Vinyl #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I dug this old shirt out of The Pile and I have absolutely NO IDEA what band it is (I *think* it might be NOXIS!) #MetalSky #DeathMetal #ShirtCheck #Crypticus
Crypticus is flummoxed
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Workaholics rewatch
Adam: "I like vascularity in the breasts."
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I forgot about "Shaunders" #Workaholics
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This song is so fuckin' awesome I've just had it on repeat. Here's INS & Facepuller's verses. Pure greatness. #Czarface #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This bit is absolutely HILARIOUS. I missed these guys. #Workaholics
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WORKAHOLICS is streaming free on PlutoTV (ad blockers work). I forgot how hilarious this show is. The one where they stay overnight in the office is a modern classic. pluto.tv/us/shows/wor...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Haven't read ABSOLUTE BATMAN, but since he carries a huge axe I presume he's just straight splattering entrails & hacking heads off? Is he slashing jewel thieves into piles of bloody quivering guts? I'm not quite sure how you'd "rough up" a pickpocket with a razor sharp axe.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CZARFACE rule so hard. Nobody beats up a beat like Esoteric (this is not a photo!) #Rap #HipHop
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really enjoyed BAKED IN BROOKLYN but there's simply no universe in which Alex Daddario is in love w/a four foot shlub like Brener UNLESS: - He's a millionaire (He's broke) - He's very domineering (very passive) - He's very confident (not) - He's very funny & sexy (neither) Nevertheless, fun movie.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A very raw Hip-Hop remix I did using only VST 808, Linn Drum & Moog. NO SAMPLES. Music by CrypTicuS. Vocals by Demigodz #TheFilthChamber #Rap #Remix
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen, I walk the fart walk and I talk the fart talk.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally catching up to these EQUALIZER movies. He is a goddamn murder machine. Do NOT fuck with Denzel. I repeat: DO NOT FUCK WITH DENZEL.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I grew up down South, so they brought in a bunch of Christian bodybuilders in spandex called "The Power Team," who did feats of strength & talked about The Lord.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn, Esoteric is putting on a clinic: "Check your jaw, check the floor It's wide open like the barn door Got more axes to grind than I got arms for Richard the Third, Knock you off your high horse, yeah dinner is served." #Czarface #Rap
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eso is so great on the new CZARFACE: "What could be the lesson when you pressing on the texture of depression in a session? just looking for that larger meaning but looks they are deceiving Unless we mean Samara Weaving Fire put you on my mantle Turn you to ash like your handle is Bruce Campbell"
CZARFACE - Eso, The Rebel INS, 7-L
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
... But wait, there's more! They threw out a bunch of X-FILES VHS! Two episodes per tape.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hotdamn! Hip-Hop mail day. Grabbed a bunch of CZARFACE vinyl. Frankie Pulitzer and Esoteric dropping hard verses. #Rap
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I rescued more VHS from the dumpster! This time they gave me a buncha Horror.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... Seriously tho, GALLFORCE fuckin' rules hard. Space Lesbians wreaking epic devastation. #Anime
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Top 9 Animes are all old-school classics. - Yamato - Macross - Bubblegum - GallForce - Guyver - Vampire Hunter D - Golgo 13 - North Star - Nausicaa
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love HYPER DUEL! Have you tried CLOUDPHOBIA? It's another Mech SHMUP, but it's quite different and VERY HARD! You must stop enemies from leaving the screen.
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forget Reacher, this dude is the toughest bastard on TV. When they raise you to have no fear you become the thing they all fear. I love Aaron Pierre. #Lanterns
GREEN LANTERN, John Stewart
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AUSTIN ABRAMS HAS NOTHING TO HIDE...
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
COTTON Rock 'n' Roll is hard! I've unlocked Tacoot, who has great weaponry, but this level is still kicking my ass. #SHMUP #STG
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
8-bit CONTRA on the NES - I hate to be so predictable, but this shit changed my life. It was like they made a game specifically for me. Also, the first non-Mario action game to have GOOD CONTROLS!
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Folks say #ResidentEvil is about an "incompetent" everyman fumbling thru Horrors, but let's be clear here - this is one of the bravest men ever depicted on screen! He pushes thru unimaginable shit. I would've tapped-out back at the farm house. This man is a hero... sort of! #Horror
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𝕮𝖗𝖞𝖕𝕿𝖎𝖈𝖚𝕾 @crypticus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
... which is accurate.
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