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The past is dark and full of spiders.

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't overly care for the sheet ghost type but I'm very happy it's what the model views as a ghost. It fucks up wonderfully. Interestingly, the "include a hot chick" method of introducing error doesn't seem to work here. Fine by me, it's kind of annoying.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/10/2026
For as much as people scoff when Dem politicians say the country needs a sane GOP, they’re right because you can’t just win every election. Thermostatic opinion is a bitch and you’re going to lose sometimes because of it. The insulation against that is losing to a party that won’t drive off a cliff.
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putting the woman in the prompt first seems to make the model slightly more creative.
ai slop involving a shrimp
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Specifying a pattern reliably makes the "unusual deep sea animal" a fish. Bit of a pity, there.
ai slop, once again
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m the greatest speed runner of all time. They said the only way to win Spec Ops: The Line is not to play it, so I didn’t. 100% completion rate, perfect ending in zero minutes and zero seconds.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly nice of Hegseth's stupid purge to gift us a bundle of generals with a grudge against the regime. Need someone we can halfway trust to sort out the "the men with guns have spent four years culturally and institutionally influenced by a far-right authoritarian regime" problem.
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"animal" seems to be an effective chaos vector
ai slopstill ai slop
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I believe that AI, like any other tool, can and will generate art when used interestingly, and also that almost nobody is using it interestingly yet
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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robust soldier crab ball gate @crabbyaf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the Republican party's complete and utter destruction is the only just outcome for what they did to the party of Chase, Sumner, Lincoln, and all those first Black Congressmen. an ig noble end for the organization borne by our second -- and more devoted to liberty -- constitutional framers
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More people have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's opening act than pulled out of Aella
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"moderator of r/doordash by the reddit username u/i_love_femboys6969 attempts to commit an act of terror on behalf of ISIS" is the most 21st century headline I've ever read.
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denise🌈 @overrrrrrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In a way it’s funny how he keeps upping the volume on screaming BY THE WAY I’M THE GREAT BEAST & ULTIMATE ANTICHRIST YOU WERE ALL WARNED ABOUT
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Nick Peterson @thetecheng.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 09/09/2026
it is, by the way, extremely insulting to victims of sexual violence (which includes most women and sexual minorities in general) to say that "consent" is a concept that includes "no one should ask me to learn anything I don't want to or do anything I find unappealing"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this was the exact outcome that the "the economy under Biden (when unemployment was 3% and wages for lower-income workers were increasing rapidly) sucks" push was meant to engineer and it worked.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The public attitude towards AI seems really incoherent. Like, the average voter's attitude appears to be "Data centers ate my baby! Now time to share 500,000 AI generated memes on my Facebook page."
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is like the way homosexual was made from the Greek homos, meaning gay, and the Latin exual, meaning very.
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if you intend to leave a property derelict, please consult your municipality's codes and ordinances. in many jurisdictions, you are required to leave environmental storytelling objects lying around the derelict building, to ensure a compelling experience for urban explorers.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
most of these things don't even generate images! not knowing things doesn't make you more morally pure, learn to be a better hater!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is just antivaxx but for putting your baby in soft warm mouth of pelican. safe mouth for baby, pelican good and friendly and protective
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ over-performed at the box office by opening with $15.5M • Film was tracking for a $12-$14M debut • Biggest opening for Ketchup Entertainment • Third biggest opening for Looney Tunes film
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you disagree with any of these you are reactionary trot swine 🧵 "The creation of artificial reason is only a matter of time. People have learned to create artificial systems approaching natural ones in complexity. We should expect them to surpass this level."
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i feel like this is a sexuallobster video
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
COYOTE VS ACME is legitimately great
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
as a side result of being curious about whether ai image generation's ability to fuck up images in ways humans don't would make it effective at generating images of lovecraftian entities that actually look and feel _wrong_ i have learned some very bizarre things about how to get ai to fuck up
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shit I wanted to see Coyote vs. Acme this morning before work. Guess there's tomorrow.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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crunkpetrol.bsky.social @crunkpetrol.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
goddamnit someone got my discord account and my bnet account
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
PLAYING DOOM WITH THE BRAIN I MADE OUT OF MY BLOOD
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
unironically using “spreadsheet people” as an insult during a massive anti-intellectual demolition of government capacity to manage society is really a statement about your approval of it
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/08/2026
boob scientists at cern have discovered the higgs bosom
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is such an important point about speed cameras. We have overwhelming data that the vast majority of drivers quickly learn where they are and adjust their driving habits to avoid getting ticketed. This makes them a bad way to generate ticket revenue but a super effective way to reduce speeding
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 17/08/2026
We should ban child actors now that AI can just generate them instead
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is a custom on here of defending positions of essentially libertarian self-interest (I want to speed without consequence, I should have cheap delivery food) with left-flavored language (“well the rich can pay the ticket but the poor can’t”) that I find very annoying
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The White House press is delighted to learn he loves them like they're his own children
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad the grunts and squeals for Muncher were provided by Josh Gad
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Putting aside what the situation actually is in China, it sucks that "worker's paradise" has largely been replaced as an ideal with "consumer's paradise."
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just please let whoever writes that remake understand what every other remake seems to forget, which is that the events listed in the song are supposed to be in *chronological order.*
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