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Father Woland

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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The scrote who mowed through the crowd in Liverpool on Monday follows 12 accounts on Twitter. Andrew Tate first, Farage and 10 crypto bro accounts. If only there were any signs that he'd been radicalised.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Remember this car crash?
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"I'm calling martial law... for an hour"
Steve Coogan off of of The Bureau (The Day Today)
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rondelle hobbs @rondellehobbs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
lmao stands for lamb meat and onions
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Trevor Phillips @trevorphillips.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Well, that was a surprise!
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Watching the footy on amazon prime is like watching it on an old Nokia. Dodgy box wins by miles. This is entrapment, forcing us to fund terrorism.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I see the lizards shacked up at The Groucho six years ago. Intergalactic shapeshifting reptilian cannibals.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 26/11/2024
Rudy Giuliani pointing meme
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BRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
due to poor investments and a tumultuous personal life it is now estimated that as little as 12% of the Tyne's fog currently belongs to Paul Gascoigne
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Pretty sure that new Beautiful South cover of Blitzkrieg Bop is a major provocation for Putin. If I was him I'd nuke us the minute I heard it.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The Death of A Traffic Cone
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Trevor Phillips @trevorphillips.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Nothing wrong with a little treat
Illustration of a weird Ritter Sport chocolate bar with Niknaks on.
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HSA-Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC @hillsboroughsu1.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
soliv.co.uk/collection/h... Anyone who wants to help support us, please check out the HSA collection at SOLIV. 100% of profits come to us to help pay for therapy 🔥
soliv.co.uk
HSA
A collection of HSA themed T-Shirts, Hoodies & Jumpers with all proceeds donated to the Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I was gonna say this is badass but that is definitely ambiguous in this case.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Cracking day so far. Wicked run this morning in the mad weather. Boss dog walk. Went to see matinee of 1984 at liverpool playhouse which was fucking great. Now city are getting bummed 3-0. If someone told me kelvin mckenzie was burning to death, this could be it. This could be the perfect day.
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Rob Chapman @scribblerrob.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Still the greatest interview exchange in the history of rock and roll. Bob Dylan. Playboy Magazine. March 1966.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So they've lost 5 in a row now www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Premier League clubs approve APT rule changes in blow to Manchester City
Premier League clubs approved changes to the associated party transaction rules on Friday in the face of opposition led by Manchester City
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 21/11/2024
the prime minister of israel and the leader of hamas going on the run from the international criminal court has the makings of an incredible buddy/road trip movie.
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Don’t get me wrong I’m enjoying bluesky , but for sheer level of banter threads remains unmatched
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David Keenan @reversediorama.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Also launching our very special signed Ltd Record Store Edition of Volcanic Tongue, only 1000 copies complete with/12,000 word Tip of the Tongue fanzine + compilation CD compiled by me and Matthew Jones. Pre-order: geni.us/VolcanicTongue @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social
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shardcore @shardcore.org · 17/11/2024
THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED
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amoeba @amoebadesign.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My last Vhs infused filthy CRT TV puked up detroit electro inspired track. Acab/1312/theres more ov us than you. vimeo.com/835571278
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A.AV - THERES MORE OF US THAN YOU Music Video
Music video and live performance track from the A.AV performance "Hagbards Lost tapes" http://www.theestateovcreation.com
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@reversediorama.bsky.social dude look what I bought yesterday. I couldn't find it in my house but needed to read it again.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The utter state of this dog chew.
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Posthuman @posthuman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Can you afford to release your album on vinyl? I work for a small vinyl pressing plant, our customers are mostly independent artists doing small-run pressings. My job is advising people on how it all works. Here's a short thread outlining the very basic costs of pressing and releasing an album:
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Carol Mapley Art @mappers.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
🎵 “Come with me, and you’ll see, a world of non consensual masturbation”
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The farmers have seriously upped their game this time
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I followed Jenks at the Other Place. What a way to find out he's here. WHAT A WAY. I can imagine this as a phone call to a Danny Baker radio show, and Baker gradually becoming incapacitated through mirth.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
i thought that was the point
youtube thumbnail reading "farmers are reaping what they sowed"
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Get on this dude, standing in my mate's local elections
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If you see this, please repost with a favourite photo of the sky that you’ve taken recently:
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hoping to wake up in the morning to see the entire Tyson fight can be crammed into a gif and that YouTube bellend is dead.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
So I've been off the socials for a few years but my posts were at least 50% dog related. Well Bam died last year and the girls really missed him. They didnt want to go on walks or do anything, so I got them this dickhead on the right. He's funny as fuck. Just warning you. There will be dog pics.
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Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's ace searching on here for people you were having a laugh with for a decade before some narcissistic bellwhiff destroyed Twitter isn't it?
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Robin Turner @robinturner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Nice to not be bombarded by adverts for crypto chains, dream car companies or horrible AI video cobblers.
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Pete Fowler @petefowlerart.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🎵’Friday I got Sasquatch on my mind’
Drawing of ‘welcome to Sasquatch country’ with Sasquatch walking past looking at you.
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