Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The scrote who mowed through the crowd in Liverpool on Monday follows 12 accounts on Twitter. Andrew Tate first, Farage and 10 crypto bro accounts. If only there were any signs that he'd been radicalised. 000
Reposted by Father WolandHip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"I'm calling martial law... for an hour" 0224
Reposted by Father Wolandrondelle hobbs @rondellehobbs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024lmao stands for lamb meat and onions 1264
Reposted by Father WolandTrevor Phillips @trevorphillips.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Well, that was a surprise! 182
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Watching the footy on amazon prime is like watching it on an old Nokia. Dodgy box wins by miles. This is entrapment, forcing us to fund terrorism. 000
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I see the lizards shacked up at The Groucho six years ago. Intergalactic shapeshifting reptilian cannibals. 020
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My mate used to work with him at Carlton TV. Said he was always coming into work showing photos of whoever he'd been with the night before, usually dead young, bragging about it. Mate said it was mega awkward and everyone thought he was a wrongun. It's always the ones you most expect innit. 020
Reposted by Father WolandGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/11/2024When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go. 12522102
Reposted by Father WolandBRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024due to poor investments and a tumultuous personal life it is now estimated that as little as 12% of the Tyne's fog currently belongs to Paul Gascoigne 082
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Pretty sure that new Beautiful South cover of Blitzkrieg Bop is a major provocation for Putin. If I was him I'd nuke us the minute I heard it. 010
Reposted by Father WolandTrevor Phillips @trevorphillips.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Nothing wrong with a little treat 13413
Reposted by Father WolandHSA-Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC @hillsboroughsu1.bsky.social · 21/11/2024soliv.co.uk/collection/h... Anyone who wants to help support us, please check out the HSA collection at SOLIV. 100% of profits come to us to help pay for therapy 🔥soliv.co.ukHSAA collection of HSA themed T-Shirts, Hoodies & Jumpers with all proceeds donated to the Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance 0104
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I was gonna say this is badass but that is definitely ambiguous in this case. 000
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Cracking day so far. Wicked run this morning in the mad weather. Boss dog walk. Went to see matinee of 1984 at liverpool playhouse which was fucking great. Now city are getting bummed 3-0. If someone told me kelvin mckenzie was burning to death, this could be it. This could be the perfect day. 140
Reposted by Father WolandRob Chapman @scribblerrob.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Still the greatest interview exchange in the history of rock and roll. Bob Dylan. Playboy Magazine. March 1966. 501487208
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This. Cheap flights, amazing Martian scenery. Bike hire places everywhere, loads of exploring, amazing caves. A 15 mile promenade that you can cycle along and stop for a coffee or a beer. Just a really relaxing place. 020
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Jesus I used to go about the lizards all the time for a laugh. Elon would be quote tweeting me now as a thought leader. 010
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 22/11/2024So they've lost 5 in a row now www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comPremier League clubs approve APT rule changes in blow to Manchester CityPremier League clubs approved changes to the associated party transaction rules on Friday in the face of opposition led by Manchester City 000
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's the whole I made some boss mates versus I now have the attention span of a gnat debate isn't it? 120
Reposted by Father WolandEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 21/11/2024the prime minister of israel and the leader of hamas going on the run from the international criminal court has the makings of an incredible buddy/road trip movie. 2656284
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Kneecap John Grant Joe Goddard Oh god I can't remember anything before September 010
Reposted by Father WolandAlistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Don’t get me wrong I’m enjoying bluesky , but for sheer level of banter threads remains unmatched 1841314
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I think if armageddon occurs whoever is on top takes it. Rule 8.3.1 in the Premier League rules. We'll win the CL too. Bring on the nukes. 010
Reposted by Father WolandDavid Keenan @reversediorama.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Also launching our very special signed Ltd Record Store Edition of Volcanic Tongue, only 1000 copies complete with/12,000 word Tip of the Tongue fanzine + compilation CD compiled by me and Matthew Jones. Pre-order: geni.us/VolcanicTongue @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social 5448
Reposted by Father Wolandshardcore @shardcore.org · 17/11/2024THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED 13615
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Related but not I did this disco record about a disaster that continues to fuck with my brains. youtu.be/TvvFWqz7ZYY?...youtu.beBuried VoicesYouTube video by Mamma Mia! 010
Reposted by Father Wolandamoeba @amoebadesign.bsky.social · 15/11/2024My last Vhs infused filthy CRT TV puked up detroit electro inspired track. Acab/1312/theres more ov us than you. vimeo.com/835571278vimeo.comA.AV - THERES MORE OF US THAN YOU Music VideoMusic video and live performance track from the A.AV performance "Hagbards Lost tapes" http://www.theestateovcreation.com 1338
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Give me twenty minutes notice beforehand. I need to prepare a darkened room, some lube and a warm spoon. 100
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Fucking right. I listen to audiobooks all the time and I thought there'd been some kind of mistake when it didn't pop up on an audible search. Get on it dude. 110
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024@reversediorama.bsky.social dude look what I bought yesterday. I couldn't find it in my house but needed to read it again. 120
Reposted by Father WolandL’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 011
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Did this little thing recently, about that. Only short. youtu.be/TvvFWqz7ZYY?...youtu.beBuried VoicesYouTube video by Mamma Mia! 020
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Is there anything for people who haven't been active on twitter for years and can't remember who their socials mates were anymore cos they're a drunken fucking eejit? 010
Father Woland @crumple.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I remember the first dub plate I got cut, had to drive to a postcode in Birmingham, expected a wonka style factory gleaming in the distance - but it was a dude in a shipping container with a bin fire going outside to keep warm. Amazing times then though. DAT to dub plate to Dreamscape. 0170
