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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE

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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 22h
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had the pleasure of meeting Paul Ferris at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have to watch someone take a shit before I hire them. If you can’t control your body & mind enough to confidently assault the bowl while holding eye contact (thru plexiglass) with a powerful stranger eating an Italian sub, walk away. Lock in or go home.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s John Fashanu’s birthday. Here’s a quick guide on how to pronounce his name correctly. youtu.be/0jLuVw8bHo8
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John Fashanu
YouTube video by RR DD
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ED SHEERAN SHOULD BE SAWN IN HALF UPWARDS FROM THE ARSE, AND HIS HEART COOKED IN HIS OWN BLOOD AND EATEN NOTHING TO DO WITH CURRENT CONTROVERSIES, JUST BECAUSE #edshit
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Remembering a teacher came into my classroom on the 10th September 2001 and in hushed tones told the other teacher that “the event” was happening on September the 11th. I thought it was parents day at the time but perhaps Ms McCarthy knew something far darker
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘I’ve had to come in from another meme to tell you that you didn’t save anyone on 9/11, you lying prick’ 
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IF YOU HAVE A IPHONE 17 PRO MAX YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT NOW NICE PHONE GRANDPA, YOU OLD ASS BITCH #AppleEvent #apple #iphone #toilet #vomit #nike #starbucks #bbc #aids #windows11
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This Twitter exchange happened on 23 August 2012, so: happy I BET YOU DO ALMOND YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS day to all who celebrate
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy 14th Anniversary to this old thing They grow up so fast
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I didn’t get one of those Govt emergency alerts, so am currently en route to set off 2,000 Chinese lanterns in the Cairngorms
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AND FOR CLARITY RE MY PREVIOUS POST, THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT APPROACH TO SUCH MATTERS
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
JUST GOT BACK FROM DJ’ING AT TAYLOR SWIFT’S WEDDING AND AM HEARING ANN WIDDECOMBE HAS BEEN MURDERED WTF
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy to see there’s still some life in this old thing Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Check out Angine de Poitrine’s new single "Fabienk" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just caught a glimpse of Kuenssberg, nude and reclined on a Westminster pavement. Flaps gaping impossibly wide - thrashing away at a clit the size of a beef tomato, lost in total abandonment. Traumatised.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Computers don’t tell you this any more because it’s no longer true
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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Mons @dennismons.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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L’ABOMIN8TEUR DE POITRINE @c0nquist4d0r.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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