League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whatever happened with the tree in Poltergeist ruined me for a decade. My mom screamed “it’s not real blood! It’s jelly” and I swore off pb&j until I was 30. 120
Reposted by League champsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Goddamn this guy sucks fucking shit. 442537108
Reposted by League champsDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/07/2026@albertburneko.bsky.social with another heater 413911
Reposted by League champsAdam Kessler @adamkessler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Relatedly, it was super interesting to hear John Skipper, the former president of ESPN, talk about FIFA recently on @pablo.show: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...podcasts.apple.comThe Sporting Class: Hydration Breaks, FIFA Trials and a Condo Full of CatsPodcast Episode · Pablo Torre Finds Out · July 2 · 49m · Video 1162
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I hate this dirty-ass Spurs team so much. The fact that you’re all rooting for them makes me feel like I’ve taken crazy pills. 110
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Blue No matter who is the only part that makes sense of modern politics. I don’t need to hear anything else. This is sports/TV (a kind of sports) app now. 040
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I know our senate candidate sucks, but did it ever occur to you that maybe the state sucks shit and he’s the best we could do, huh, did you ever think of it 000
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Democrats may not have much chance in future elections, but at least they still have their norms. 2856187
Reposted by League champsJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Cincinnati: I'm in the area this weekend to tell lots of jokes at Commonwealth Comedy Club! Why not come hear them? (Please do not answer that sincerely!) Ticket link: www.simpletix.com/e/josh-gonde... 2284
Reposted by League champsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too 162103304
Reposted by League champsKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294943978
Reposted by League champsmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 24/02/2026they can pump cocaine into trump, but that only enhances his wetness. combine that with his advanced mortality syndrome, he's going to be bursting at the seams anyway, springing leaks everywhere. if he rounds hour two and heads for third, he's gonna pop like a jellyfish like the senator from x-men 1770476
Reposted by League champsJoel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026What the hell was Qanon doing? There really was/is an international child sex trafficking ring and they got almost none of the leaders of it right. Just a whole group of world-class stupid motherfuckers, man 1042856
Reposted by League champsBrianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026One of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. This is bullshit. 036160
Reposted by League champsSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/01/2026Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you 34125682628
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 23/01/2026The next season of Black Doves is gonna be tight as hell 010
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off. 171313243
Reposted by League champsKofie @kofie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026THE RAVENS FIRED JOHN HARBAUGH kofie.substack.com 1514
Reposted by League champsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey. 172278105774
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon. 323450518
Reposted by League champsCasey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Stopped reading NYT on purpose a year ago and my life has improved measurably lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...lithub.comMaybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran MamdaniIt’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen… 013010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 03/11/2025@sheaserrano.bsky.social I bought this for my son and he promptly spilled cherry bobas on it, killing the resale value so I made him recite weird Tim Duncan stats to me in penance. 000
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The Ethicist | I only voted for Trump for the racial stuff. How do I get an exemption from the tariffs and vaccine bans? 1169477
Reposted by League champsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025i really think jd vance is the fakest politician i've seen in my lifetime. there is nothing sincere about him. 3518707656
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2025It's almost like Republicans never really cared about free speech, states rights, or free markets. 34816122
Reposted by League champsHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 27/07/2025It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact! 12799662109
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Trump’s plan to offer Ghislaine Maxwell clemency in return for telling ridiculous lies is brazen, shameful, and highly illegal. But let’s face it, it’s probably going to work. 401201162
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Pro tip – if you use a VPN to watch international sports, and you leave it on your phone overnight, all your podcasts come in the next morning with bizarre ads that are completely irrelevant to your life, but they add character. 020
Reposted by League champsSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 17/07/2025Dog... the HR lady???? She the one that's supposed to tell you don't be down to the job cavorting and frolicking 766051
Reposted by League champsMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Everybody around him has to pretend that he's not a dumbass faking his way through every minute of his life 510515
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Ugh it’s so good at sending all of these to “Unknown sender” folder, thank you based Tim Apple. 000
Reposted by League champssouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2025It seems to me the significance of this whole saga is the NYT unquestionably published a racist attack, as an institution they’ve decided they’re not going to acknowledge or apologize for that, and their unrepentant attitude is likely to shift the whole landscape. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/04/u...nytimes.comWe Want to Hear From You: Are You Frustrated by Census and Racial Categories? 24727139
Reposted by League champsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I am a convert to both Catholicism and fascism. Jesus Hitler is our Lord and Savior. by JD Vance 1773789
Reposted by League champsthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 27/06/2025don’t ask me to read the dissents, they don’t matter 353017399
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 22/06/2025“Chuck and Buck” and I’m still apologizing to her 20 years later 120
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I think this is obviously it- they’re cops. They’re just cops. 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Probably the best basketball article I’ve read in ten years 010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Spam text filtering in iOS is an absolute gamechanger if you’ve been trying to get ActBlue bullshit to stop messaging you since 2016. Goodbye, requests for $5 to RESIST every three days! Get stuffed. 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahhaahhahahahahahahaha good luck you yinzer fucks 010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I think this is, in light of the past 8 years, either the single dumbest thing I’ve ever read or proof that the goalposts have moved so far as to have switched places like magnetic poles. I no longer want to ride this particular planet of the apes. 030
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The movie Companion convinced me of something- when they make the sex robots, there’s no reason you pervs need to order a small one. You could order a MUCH, MUCH LARGER model, like 9ft of Brienne of Tarth big. Think outside the box! 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 22/04/2025@lukebroadwater.bsky.social discipline huh? You fell for that? 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Why does every War on Drugs song sound like this 000
