League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whatever happened with the tree in Poltergeist ruined me for a decade. My mom screamed “it’s not real blood! It’s jelly” and I swore off pb&j until I was 30. 120
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Zac is so dumb I’m surprised that he wasn’t on the dais with Trump and Vivek 010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I knew more or less what we were getting into, but I let my college room get high as a Georgia pine before we walked in, and he thought he was hallucinating and looked to me for help (that I did not provide) 010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shockingly, the assumption that they mixed up the Hawks and the Hawkeyes gives them more credit than they actually deserve  000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wonder what they would have done if they’d seen a text about their friend being blackout at a sorority house and 7 girls were taking turns putting things up his butt. Would they get the imperative then? 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need to see these incriminating text messages. Who says “I’m going to see the Hawks” and means the Iowa Hawkeyes? I want to know how badly they fucked up.  110
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was at the Cincinnati game, Cincinnati had no business winning that one. Kansas State looked all right! Their fans traveled, and are also very quiet. I appreciate it, and I’m sure Cincinnati is not their kind of town, but I don’t respect it.  021
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guys it’s been the number one song in America for a full year. You’ve heard it. 200
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I once got in a fight with a childless friend because he wanted to have opinions. If you don’t have kids, there’s just stuff you can’t know. It’s like meeting an astronaut and being pretty sure you know what it’d be like to look back on Earth. 030
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t know why I find him so personally frustrating. It seems like he is smart enough to get it, and just deliberately does not.  180
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So many times where you can hear the Amazon enshittifier off-camera saying “repeat the plot, the audience is looking at their phones. Say that characters name. Pull’em back in ya big galoot” 120
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I read the first half of the first few paragraphs thinking it was written BY Ella Langley (I am an idiot) and was like damn, I thought better of her, thought she was smarter than this. 020
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Fingers crossed for the poker face spinoff based on the murder podcaster 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wait, I’m paying a lot of money for this. Who is the customer. 041
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Does it matter if it’s true? If the lie creates an on-ramp to a permission structure that lets the MAHA morons feel good about supporting her, then we’re probably good too? 100
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s shocking to me that he and his wife are allowed to walk around this town freely  020
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m very eager to start Adults (after wrapping up Furious) because Andy Greenwald said that he hated it. 110
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I will be shocked to find out that this guy is not on the up and up  080
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Caitlin just fundamentally isn’t a cool person. She’s not cut out for this. 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I dunno. Paige doesn’t get the same grief. Maybe blame Iowa. 100
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I remember standing in one of those frats (KA) with my black friend and just realizing that we couldn’t stay there no matter where the girls were. 1100
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My 14 year old will encounter this song in the wild and excitedly turn to me “THIS IS THE BELGIAN TECHNO ANTHEM”! 030
Reposted by League champsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Goddamn this guy sucks fucking shit. 442537108
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You really can’t have any opinion about the draconian measures of conservative rule while you live in Connecticut, and have the power of a blue state to protect you. Take your bullshit to Texas and see if you still like it.  030
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yeah I couldn’t figure out if we were supposed to be appalled by her, or by her friends’ idiotic reactions. As an old man, who has seen some shit, I felt like “oh yall think that is BAD”? When it was clear that the Haim girl was the monster. 120
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My teenagers will make a special trip there and come home with $200 worth of Asian potato chips, and two kinds of mustard that cannot touch each other or you will explode. It’s always an adventure. That guy rocks. 0760
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Haberman will put it in the book, she ain’t telling you shit today! Gotta get that money UP 030
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh he’s definitely carrying dumps around and you both know it 100
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026That is the opposite of what Sniffies is, he’s in for a rude awakening 010
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Ok THAT part I get. But I don’t think he’d have lied as brazenly as this crew. Stuff around the margins, war in Iran, sure, but not the POOL?! 100
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It makes me feel so stupid, because the way things are now is the way people told me they were 30 years ago, and I didn’t believe them then. I sincerely feel like it’s different! But maybe I’m an idiot! 1150
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Thank god, this dipshit sucks. Take Bret stephens dumb ass with you. 000
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Somehow I’ve ended up, having never watched New Girl, at a point where Elizabeth Merriweather on Hulu is a meaningful showrunner to me and a guaranteed watch. 030
League champs @crumbledisgrace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It still may not work when embiid explodes but LeBron on a reduced role for Bronny money works for basketball reasons. 010
