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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

One time I had to check into a hotel with a person I'd been seeing but before we'd actually defined the relationship and in a panic I uttered the phrase 'My companion and I...' so instead of enjoying a romantic getaway we ended up solving a cosy murder in the English countryside instead.

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Just when things are getting too unbearable, I hear young people using "crazy" and "insane" to describe "wild" and "unbelievable" again and I realize the world might just be healing itself

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Potpourri should smell like your meanest grandmother.

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Raise your hand if your husband is cleaning antique metal pillboxes with an electric toothbrush like mine is

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I miss being able to read the news without fear. I also miss short-sleeved t-shirts over long-sleeved t-shirts. Nice dad look, very comfy

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

The better to hear you with, my dear

Mannix the Great Dane with his ears flipped back

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

[feeling nostalgic on christmas] Bad guys used to fire pistols at peoples feet and make them dance in this country

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 22/05/2023

mary: can you rub my feet joseph: is there a way i can do that without actually touching them, and yet somehow, as if by magic, you still benefit? mary: ok i can tell you're still angry

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

My husband, pouring his first cup of morning coffee: “You’re lucky I’m speaking to you today after how horrible you were to me in my dream last night.”

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

Parade magazine is no longer stuffed into 30 million Sunday newspapers, but I can still claim that this online interview with my brother makes him the Most Widely Read Nephrologist in America

parade.com

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

17 Ways to Style a Silk Scarf: 15 of Them Are Nooses!

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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 20/11/2023

WHAT DO WE WANT genre-defying meandering prose that touches upon the ambient moods which strike us in the quiet moments between doing something else WHEN DO WE WANT IT serendipitously arriving at us through means unseen but probably guided

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

My life’s work invalidated by the Times

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

I’ve decided to use my powers for good enough.

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Meerkat Press @meerkatpress.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

🩸We are thrilled to announce March 2025 we'll be publishing the 1st new print edition in over 20 years of the classic of queer body horror, #SKIN by Kathe Koja, with a new introduction by Eric LaRocca! smpl.is/82hij @ericlarocca.bsky.social @crsripley.bsky.social #kathekoja

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Mannix and Radar (in the bg) say gm

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

The joke is on you, Baby.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I met my wife through Twitter so I'm excited to see who I meet through this app. A second wife? Somebody else's wife? The possible wives are endless.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

my advice to young writers? if you buy coffee in brick packaging it can be tough to open, easy to spill, and difficult to reseal. the trick is to buy a can of coffee first, and when it runs out, reuse that can as a place to pour bricks of coffee in. i’m sorry, what was the question

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

A vet assistant misread Mannix’s chart and called him “Maxine,” and he was like, “Quit using my drag name in the office, miss”

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

Chappell Roan (or as she’s called in this house, “Bi Taylor Swift”) was my weekend soundtrack, as she should be for any self-respecting 60YO man youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?...

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Considering making my standard rejection letter a simple “Stop 2 End” because it’s somehow both ominous and polite, and it’s strong enough to keep politicians away

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Christopher Schelling @crsripley.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

When you start with a new therapist and they ask the dreaded question, “So why are you here?”

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