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Ceri Rowland

@crowlandwrites.bsky.social
635 followers 235 following 1.3K posts

He/him. Fantasy writer, Pathfinder player and GM. No tolerance for AI, crypto or bigotry.

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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 4h
Reading to your kids is one of the purest joys of parenthood, second only to reading to your kids *in silly ways*. For example, I learned to do Zog and the Flying Doctors from memory as a patter song and it slays every time.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Socialism is whatever we need people to be upset about"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waiting patiently for Mastercard to blacklist Rockstar
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I guess that's what makes it a curse.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This kind of approach reeks of reddit poisoning. The fans can't predict your plot twists if you just make everything up as you go along.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True not just in publishing/writing. Look at how this new Meta Muse basically jumps into the user's shit, mixes it around, gets it everywhere. Shares their address. Lies to their contacts. Sells their stuff at a low price. Do not let the vampire in. Hang garlic. Sharpen stakes.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is amazing. I'm so excited for you!
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's going to be so good and we need money to make it better" ran out of steam, so now they're on "it's getting too powerful and we need money to get it under control". It's just the next stage of the grift.
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most TTRPGs are basically resource management games and should lean further into that. Tracking rations, ammunition, encumbrance etc can be a fun and interesting part of the experience if you let it (and if the mechanics are interesting) and players do themselves a disservice by handwaving them.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Same energy as guys who hit on waitresses and bartenders. Leave people the fuck alone while they're working.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Detech Tect
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is, without exaggeration, one of the funniest and most satisfying things I've ever seen. Scalpers finally finding out. Nature is healing.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll keep saying because too many people continue to not listen. But I'm done being polite about it. youtu.be/xeDMD6ckGRk
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Harry Potter cannot be engaged with harmlessly
YouTube video by Council of Geeks
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The emotional whiplash of your #pathfinder2e boss missing almost every attack and going down like a chump... and the players getting hit so hard in the ensuing escape sequence that they just barely avoid a TPK. The dice really do tell the story.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm very happy for you but I need you to know what that logo made me think of
"Finalist Best Gaming Podcast" but in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo style
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they couldn't be bothered to write it, why should we bother to read it?
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Found family is when everyone who isn't one of Us is some kind of dangerous Other that needs to be destroyed... but ✨️wholesomely✨️
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you tell me you use LLM AI, my opinion of you drops to zero.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mandatory teambuilding day
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Black Pudding Sabbath
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 09/09/2026
Why I'm bringing a motion to Scottish Green conference to cut AI out of our schools - As a software engineer and a dad, this is my wheelhouse. "Students who do not use AI outperform those who do - equivalent to being around 1 year of schooling ahead of their peers" pivot-to-ai.com/2026/09/08/s...
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Students who don’t use AI are ahead on every measure
Every year, the OECD surveys students around the world for the Programme for International Student Assessment. The 2025 results were just released today. [OECD; OECD, PDF] Around the world, results…
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Genslop is obviously shit in any context but by far the most bewildering is when restaurants use it to make fake pictures of food. Like, you don't have a kitchen back there? You couldn't make a real sandwich to take a photo of? What the fuck are you even doing?
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I really don't care if AI is sentient, that's not my area of expertise and I don't know how that shit works. What I do know for sure is that it's harmful technology by literally every metric that matters. I wish for every data center to be demolished and for all AI companies to go bankrupt.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yes, it was Blood Lords.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bartimaeus flipped a switch in my brain when I was a kid. Absolutely incredibly books.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's much less of a problem at higher levels when PCs have access to Ghost Touch weapons and spells to restrict or punish their movement, but a shadow is a level 4 monster, which means it's very popular as a mini-boss in the early stages of the game, before such things are available.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shadows are incorporeal, which means they can appear, attack and clear off through a wall, all in one turn, and there's really not a lot a low-level party can do to stop them. They also have a bunch of nasty abilities and resistances that low-level PCs generally aren't equipped to deal with.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've never run a shadow encounter that wasn't a miserable time for everyone involved. There's one real early in Abomination Vaults that my party just ran from, then came back 4 levels later to annihilate with a vengeance.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#pathfinder2e encounter: 2 shadows that pincer the party on a narrow staircase. No room to move. We got through one round, nothing much happened, then basically said "this is going to be awful, isn't it? Let's just not do this one." Spell slots refunded, monsters removed. Gotta do it sometimes.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actually pretty sad that "play with people who are not assholes" doesn't line up with reality for so many people.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026
So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok.
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mag @mag.ferret.ink · 03/09/2026
wile e coyote holding a sign, pointing to it, the sign says "we cannot judge our worth on the work of others"
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rich, that's amazing! Congratulations!
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not only are you not supposed to identify with GTA protagonists, you are supposed to recognise a difference between identifying with a character and obsessing over that character's junk. It's basic media literacy, it came free with your higher brain function!
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A martial who knows the caster has AoE spells and gets into melee anyway has implicitly accepted the risk of getting blown up.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chef Masterfully Tosses Food in a Big Wok
Alt: Chef tossing food in a gigantic wok, with the caption "let him cook"
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a poppet in my Blood Lords group who was created by the Lantern King to play an elaborate prank on Geb. The breathing, eating etc. have all been explained away as "he thought it would be funniest that way".
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reddit pedants are not serious people and you don't have to pander to them. Write rules for people who actually want to engage with them.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yikes
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Kevin 🌱 @wankadoodles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Posting all of these today. I loved doing one on her birthday every year that I could. We have lost one of the brightest lights that has ever shined.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What a beautiful bear!
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Fantasy writer: The description of the glass is nearly two pages long and it has nothing to do with the story at all.
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Ceri Rowland @crowlandwrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I strongly recommend the Shadow Campaigns series by Django Wexler. Napoleonic War type setting with a smattering of magic and romance. The Thousand Names is the first book if you're interested.
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