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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️

@crookedspiral.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood cryptid I own way too many tiny robots Occasionally I fix toys, and sometimes I remember to take pictures

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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nonzero chance the White House uses this TV pool situation as an excuse to launch their own state media channel
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran's Loop Pedal Quits Tour in Solidarity, Embarrassment
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dying of laughter watching Ed Sheeran try to play the middle while he discovers everyone around him has principles
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 15/09/2026
trans people are by and large the working class. we get paid less than cis people overall (trans men make less than cis women, and trans women make less than everyone). we face housing and job discrimination. when will the conmentariat get this into their goddamned heads
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
jazz!
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"optimal posting times" "stagger your posts" if you see me you see me. it's in gods hands and i am not praying
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Realized I had the driver of the Firefly, but no Firefly, so I fixed that. The little front wings open with a plastic tension hinge and were terrifying to open. Won't be doing that again 😅. Cool toy marred by a part that is 1000% guaranteed to break with use
M.A.S.K. Firefly in conventional mode driven by Julio LopezM.A.S.K. Firefly in action mode driven by Julio Lopez wearing the Streamer Mask
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's officially the start of spooky season b/c this year's Halloween Droid release is here!
A large picture of the 2026 Halloween Driod release: R2-WRWLF
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I picked up Earthrise Stingracer in @vibrent.bsky.social 's latest sale (they're good people, buy transformers from them), so I had to get out my vintage Stinger for some family photos
Earthrise Stingracer standing beside his inspiration, the Stinger from M.A.S.K and its driver Bruno SheppardEarthrise Stingracer in alt-mode sitting beside his inspiration, the Stinger from M.A.S.KStingracer and Bruno heading out for some mischief
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mac Tonight Happy Meal toys from 1988. Recently acquired Mac on a Skateboard, the "Under 3" toy from this set, so it's complete!
all 7 "Mac Tonight Happy Meal Travel Toys" toys from 1988
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Leigh Walton @leighwalton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Even if I could I would not grant my computer sentience, I consider my computer a friend and that’s a dick move to do.
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We are going to get a Jeff the Killer movie aren't we...
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s always culture war posturing from these guys and never policy
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peter GRF-1N @muffinlord.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Give trans people an armor break super move
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating
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Graham 🔜 TFN Swindon @thomsongraham.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🎉 To celebrate 60 issues of The TFUK Guide, I am giving away this brand new Transformers Missing Link Cordon! 🎉 To enter: - Follow this account - Share this post The winner will be randomly picked on 21 June 2026. Open worldwide. Good luck!
A photograph of Transformers Missing Link Cordon, inside its unopened box
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
“DAAAAAA BACKROOMS”
Bill Swerski’s Superfans but they’re in the Backrooms
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Absolutely in love with the amount of Beast Wars characters in the last 2 Blokees Defender waves
A shelf full of Primes and Beast Wars Blokees (also Dinobots)
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blokees Bruticus in my new 3D-printed display pod/photo background. Still have to mess with the lighting, but it's nice!
Blokees Bruticus
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I rarely pick-up Lego, but this one got me. She has a working spinneret, plus it came with instructions to make a snake or a scorpion out of the same kit 😍
Lego Creator Kit 31159
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‎ @pogue.omg.lol · 10/11/2024
Meeting new people is always hard when you have brain frog
A four-panel comic strip about social anxiety.

Panel 1: A person with brown hair and glasses asks another person, "So, tell me about yourself!" The second person, with long brown hair, smiles and says, "Sure! I uhh, um, well I..."

Panel 2: The first person is still smiling expectantly. The second person is blushing and sweating, thinking, "uhhhh."

Panel 3: The first person is now sweating and looking unsure, thinking, "I guess I uh..." with a question mark.

Panel 4: The second person is shown in profile. Their brain is visible, and there's a large frog sitting inside, looking panicked. The person says, "uhhhh."

@flotsamm is written below the second panel.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 07/05/2026
If you’re trans & born before 2000, when asked who you are you can legit answer: “Do not ask me for a single title, I have crossed millennia under different names and worn more than one form besides. Revered by some and feared by many, I am remembered differently in each age that survives me.”
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It arrived early! No time to open it now, but so excited to check it out later
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Lots of little guys
A shelf full of toys
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I picked up this nice G1 Scoop at a recent toy show. He had both his Targetmasters, all the wheel chrome, and very tight joints. All he needed was a new set of @toyhax.com stickers and he’s good as new 😊
G1 Scoop with his Targetmasters Holepunch and TracerG1 Scoop in his alt-mode with his Targetmasters Tracer and HolepunchG1 Scoop with his Targetmasters Tracer and HolepunchG1 Scoop in his alt-mode with his Targetmasters Tracer and Holepunch
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Went to a toy show this weekend and found a near mint Super GoBots Vamp (aka Machine Robo Casmodon). Absolutely obsessed with her orange chrome eyes 😍
Super GoBots Vamp
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Studio Series Hound is here and my other Hounds have come out to say hi! A big thanks to @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social for sending him my way. He's an amazing artist and you should go follow him 😊
Transformers Studio Series '86 Hound in the boxTransformers Studio Series '86 HoundTransformers Alternators Hound, Studio Series '86 Hound, G1 Hound
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cheetor takes a ride on a Honda Motocompo
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sitting in my doctor’s waiting room taking low-grade psychic damage from exposure to network television ads
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
First time I've ever won a raffle in my life and it's for my best boy Hound! 😄
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Go! Go! アンディロボ! @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Raffle time! Let’s do a raffle for Transformers 40th Studio Series Hound! Just make sure you’re following me, like and repost this, and for fun, comment your favorite frame of the 86 movie hes in.. lol Let’s do the drawing at 3/12 8pm. Shipping worldwide. Good luck!
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Matts Beans @mattsbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
hey look a fun history lesson!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/02/2026
all eyes now turn to truth social, where the president is expected to respond from the toilet any minute now
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mech anime continues its unbeaten streak of being "The Coolest Shit Ever"
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I guess it’s not really a surprise, but this Greenland situation is showing how much trump takes a “no” like a rapist
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Ms. Rachel and Zohran Mamdani crying real tears
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Posting as proof that I do occasionally dust the tops of my toy cabinets (now I just need to get to the other 5 😅😅😅)
A delightfully dust-free toy collection
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I see so many complaints about CoPilot in windows 11, and these complicated tutorials on how to remove it from the OS. I went to "installed apps" and just uninstalled it. Is there something I'm missing? 🤷‍♀️
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Just a reminder that Saturday is a great day to rearrange your #deskbots
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This has been my experience, and it is truly amazing to love someone with all of your being
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Frequently, the only way to get a minty Happy Meal toy is to pick up a bagged one. As a bonus, I get to open a vintage toy, which is a delightfully transgressive experience. Be free little guy! It's been 37 years! Prepare to be vroomed around my desk!
2 Mac Tonight Happy Meal toys from 1988 still in their bags. There is a scooter and a motorcycle2 Mac Tonight Happy Meal toys from 1988 still in their bags. Back side of the bag view to see the toys.Scooter Mac is minty and clean after his 37 year nap
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Sandwich at the Gates of Dawn / Incense and Salad Cream
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Lizard Mittens🏳️‍⚧️ @crookedspiral.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Zohran is such a breath of fresh air. A civil servant with a genuinely caring attitude who wants good things for his community and his constituents
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