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elder millennial pinko commie midwesterner doin' good work

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
refashioned hippie is so real for this. hope the girl featured sees it youtube.com/shorts/9FugG... (more ⬇️ but tw: body image stuff)
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Words last a long time #bodypositive #bodypositivity #bodyimage #parenting #teens
YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie
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Peter K Owen @pkowen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or - and hear me out - maybe we should see some perp walks.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"i would rather kick the can on finally holding bad actors in power accountable down the road for the benefit of my donors, and if we can do it in a way that allows trump to finish his term and die rich & comfy, that's just less work for m-- er, better for everyone!"
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Meh Pluribus Unum (Alli) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pluribus-unum.co · 23/09/2026
When Democrats join Republicans in discrimination against children, more children decide to take their own lives. "Suicide attempts increased among transgender teens when states passed anti-trans laws, study says" edition.cnn.com/2024/09/26/h...
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Suicide attempts increased among transgender teens when states passed anti-trans laws, study says | CNN
People in the United States who identify as transgender or nonbinary make up only a tiny fraction of the population, but they’ve been the targets of an outsized share of negative attention from lawmak...
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
feelin pretty 'let them fight, but also lol' abt this www.thegazette.com/news/vote-of...
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Resignations follow no-confidence vote at Center for Intellectual Freedom
Casting a “vote of no confidence” in the Legislature’s Center for Intellectual Freedom at the University of Iowa, all but two of 13 out-of-state professors invited by Gov. Kim Reynolds to serve on the...
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ahh, ofc the RW griftapalooza—after one of the internet's best real-time "ooh i fucked up" moments (youtu.be/p-Qc51NGfU0) snowballed into exposure of his super secret rapey wannabe cult of young girls & women he predated—would welcome d'elia w/ open arms
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Chris D'Elia Snapchat reaction
YouTube video by Andrew C
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Fan of Buff Coach Dan Campbell Team @motowncatscrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like, not to put to fine of a point on this, but, uh. Did this suddenly stop being true in the last 72 hours? bsky.app/profile/rinc...
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
des revol fundraiser. might offer a little relief if you, like me, still get incensed thinking abt that whole prairielands circus in lieu of due process in TX fundrazr.com/free-des-revol
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if the GOP could hide its fervor for white male supremacy & grinding the poor into a fine dust just a teensy bit better, rob sand would absolutely be a republican
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"But if you're not around for the Nazis to kick around... they might come for me!"
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the people who lied about the economy for the last five years and think data centers are pro-community shouldn't be the ones who get to decide which marginalized groups get sacrificed
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026
The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
billions in fees paid to so many bloodless quant consultants to find some skeleton key to electoral victory, and they still couldn't come up with advice as elegant & effective as "stop selling out the base that got you nominated, you fools" posted for free on the micro blogging site
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ugh look I am inherently suspicious of all politicians but when I look at this video, this is the vibe I want for society. Can we not just have this? People celebrating each other and meaning well and doing good stuff? It could all be like this.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Banning tackle football for minors would probably improve safety far more than banning a handful of trans athletes playing in non-contact sports.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hey @robsandia.bsky.social: the attitude you & other bigots in this state have toward trans kids is what drove my son out of iowa the second he turned 18 fix your fucking heart.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
> warning in hopes of avoiding X outcome > 'clairvoyancy' that's actually wishcasting for X outcome debbie: THESE ARE THE SAME
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if certain lib types don't start really examining their anti-muslim biases—or capital's role in fomenting them to kill enthusiasm for left-populist candidates by proxy—we are, as the kids say, "cooked"
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〽️Grungo Law〽️ @sciencesloth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the uhaul is parked out front. the boy's room is empty. i keep finding myself in the wake of some invisible guy's onion cutting spree.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
feeling a growing urge to burst into tears, for no reason and for all the reasons all at once
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's 2026 and nowhere in the halls of power or mainstream media is any sober, truthful analysis of what led to 9/11 nor imperialism both before and after that inflection point. You literally cannot forward a future without understanding and articulating that
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the femme's eternal quandary
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The old model is dead. We either choose this, or we choose 8 AI owning billionaires running everything while we starve to death. That applies equally to the car mechanic and the lawyer on 200k a year. This is not an ideological statement, its the unfolding reality.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
seconded. also: "donald + natalie = homelander + firecracker" confirmed
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the prescribed "treatment" for "parental alienation syndrome" is being forcibly separated from everyone EXCEPT the abusive parent. it's conversion therapy for abuse victims.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@mcsweeneys.net, i love you, you're amazing, but get out of my house pls
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
bulwark bros: DSA is MAGA's gift to MAGA, somehow
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The Bulwark • @ thebulwark [dot] com • 24d
[label: Joined May '23]
The vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this
year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA.
If you're tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what
use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you
want to do favors for fascists.

[img of text]
MONA CHAREN
THE DSA
IS A GIFT
TO MAGA
Or: The socialists vs. the Democrats.
[img of Trump opening a gift box containing Mamdani overlaid w/ The Bulwark's logo]

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hmmm... 19 years ago... Why does that sound familiar...?
cnbc.com
30-year Treasury yield tops 5.31%, the highest in 19 years
Treasury yields were higher as traders awaited the latest FOMC minutes due later this week.
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
listening to my oldest kid & his friend in his room, packing stuff up for his out of state move i've seen his face, heard his laugh, listened to his stories, helped him figure himself out, every day for the better part of 2 decades... and in ~2 weeks he'll be gone the time went so fast
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If he were alive today, Newton's biggest problem would be frantically clawing at the inside of his casket
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minty tear gas 🏳️‍⚧️ @nihilamacabre.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
putin is not a communist russia is not a union of soviets none of your problems are because of communists all of your problems are because of capitalists
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
song's an absolute bop
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
not entirely sure what the lisa gif is meant to convey as i'm not fluent in illiterate pillock
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Meme Aggregator
@ memeaggregator [dot] bsky [dot] social
[label: Muted by "Destiny Orbiters"]
[no text, but a slopparific image of Ken Jennings on the set of Jeopardy wearing a dark suit w/ sleeves torn at the shoulder (as though his big veiny muscle-y arms couldn't be contained in them), exposing a trans flag + trans symbol tattoo on his left arm & a "New York Times" tattoo in Old English font on his right arm. The tie part of the suit is replaced by 4 sparkly platinum chunky chains, 1-2 of which (hard to tell b/c AI slop) have a large handicapped/wheelchair guy symbol dangling from it/them, and a rainbow flag necklace. His shirt is unbuttoned at the top to display his chest à la Russel Brand. He grins like an idiot to show off a grill. His hands are on his hips, and there's a gigantic platinum & diamond(?) ring on each finger and either a platinum watch or a watch-like bracelet on each wrist. Caption in Impact font says "KEN GIGACHAD JENNINGS"]
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utility grade beef council • @ cromulentprole [dot] bsky [dot] social • now
[labels: Joined Oct '23; She/Her]
spamming ken jennings ai fetish slop on any post that mentions your
daddy might be a sign that it's time to book that therapy appointment.
your weird-ass paraphilia is breaking containment.

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Meme Aggregator
@ memeaggregator [dot] bsky [dot] social
[label: Muted by "Destiny Orbiters"]
[no text again, just a gif of Duke Nukem brandishing a pistol and chomping on a fat cigar, looking smug. A fire or something rages in the background. Caption in white sans serif font says:
wow thats a lotta words
too bad im not readin em]
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utility grade beef council • @ cromulentprole [dot] bsky [dot] social • 28s
[labels: Joined Oct '23; She/Her]
sorry to hear about your illiteracy, bud. being incapable of reading 2
sentences must be so hard.
help is out there <3

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@chiitan.love's a real one <3
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Chiitan [rainbow emoji + japanese characters] [blue check] liked your post • 3m

[post text] @ kenjennings [dot] bsky [dot] social maybe mixing more cis folk into your days-long trans woman block spree will make what you're doing less fucking obvious
people who care about marginalized people apologize when they mess up*
'allies' refuse accountability, wall themselves off & pretend it never happened [/post text]

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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social maybe mixing more cis folk into your days-long trans woman block spree will make what you're doing less fucking obvious people who care about marginalized people apologize when they mess up* 'allies' refuse accountability, wall themselves off & pretend it never happened
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ADL, jan '25: elon just had a twee li'l moment when he made that awkward gesture. it wasn't a nazi salute! let's all just take a breath & show some grace ADL, aug '26: this el-sayed guy said the words "money" & "israel" too close together WE MUST CALL OUT ANTISEMITIC TROPES & BIGOTS ON ALL SIDES
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 05/08/2026
Lift every chair and swing 🎶🎤
A drawing of a folding chair
NEVER FORGET
5 AUG
2023
MONTGOMERY, AL
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
count binface got thighs 🥵
B&W img of Count Binface, sporting his iconic trash bin helmet, cape, and long leather gloves but also athletic clothing (a jersey that says "COUNT BINFACE" and dangerously short jogging shorts, exposing a meaty, muscular thigh oft seen on footie players).

The img is composed so that it appears as though the Count is being led/pushed off the field by a pissy Nigel Farage sporting a referee's jersey
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
woke up 3-4 times last night for no reason, each time covered in a fine dew-like layer of sweat
Img of Beavis (of Beavis and Butthead fame) on his shitty couch at home, looking displeased. Img was originally captioned "Thinking sucks." but OP crossed out "thinking" with a badly drawn red line and added "middle age" in white text above the line (the idea being to turn the caption into "middle age sucks")
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
whoa
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The effort to repeal the income tax in Missouri losing 80-20
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sure seems like leftist policies are deeply popular, huh?
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oops i did it again
Three panel of a cat

Cat staring a camera - January
Cat looks away - Dissociation
Cat looks at ccamera again - August
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utility grade beef council 🍞🌹🍉 @cromulentprole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for posterity, @tylerfromtheinternet.com exquisite take: You can't I mean you cannot you can not you can nnnnnot just say that other marginalized people said you can do whatever you want to marginalized people what are you talking about, who told you it works that way.
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