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Heavy is the head that wears the crockpot.

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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
Image from Dumbo cartoon, with mother elephant locked in a truck with danger signs on. She has lowered her trunk from the window to cradle her baby.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just see what you've done, @harelockwood.com.
Empty tin of custard, with a spoon handle sticking out.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You either love them or you hate them?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m a 90,000 word PhD thesis only three other people have probably ever read.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Vote for @natyougn.bsky.social - either via Friz's poster or mine! www.comedy.co.uk/posters/view...
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey you! My EdFringe poster design by @natyougn.bsky.social is now available to VOTE FOR in the Poster Awards. Give us some love, won't ya?
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Friz Frizzle: A Certain Appeal - Comedy Poster Awards 2026
View the 2026 Comedy Poster Awards entry for Edinburgh Fringe show Friz Frizzle: A Certain Appeal.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify you age" When I was at junior school, the PTA did a lot of fundraising to buy A Computer. It lived on a trolly so it could be wheeled in to whichever class had a turn with it that week. It was mostly for looking at in wonder, not for touching.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Enjoy comedy but don't want to leave your aircon? Need a break from all the footsport? Join us live from your sofa tonight!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Possibly at birth, then 15 years, 25 years... Plus all the times vaccinations and preventative medicine stopped something from occurring in the first place.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And the music. Don't forget the brain jukebox.
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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Can we all vote for Ted now please?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dooooo thiiissssssss!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Listen, I didn't intend to go all the way to Brighton Fringe and mostly see acts I already knew from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social. But if someone as good as @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social happens to be on... Well it would rude not to.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Excellent Brighton Fringe shows today from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social alumni @zoethorne.bsky.social and @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social! Both legends, definitely worth sitting in a hot box for, even on a day this toasty.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I get it, my opinions on playing your own music loudly in public spaces are old fashioned. But could you at least get a committee together and agree to play the same thing? Or at least the same genre!?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I'm gutted I can't make this, so please go on my behalf! You can sign up on their Patreon, there's a free option but it's well worth signing up for a subscription too if you can afford it.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I think it's fair to say I picked a remarkably apt location to listen to today's @murderbastard.bsky.social episode!
A bench overlooking Hastings old town from the top of a steep hill.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Come and fuel my new addiction. youraislopbores.me
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I hear its going to be an excellent lineup, definitely get your tickets now before it sells out 👀
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
People talk about songs living rent free in their heads, but I think this one is holding me to ransom now. How much do I have to donate before it goes away? #howlongathon
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's such a relief to finally get an official diagnosis.
Tea towel with the Coherent Comedy strawberry logo in the middle. Text saying 'I'm autistic' at the top, and 'I'm dyslexic'at the bottom.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Now where were those 'I feel personally attacked by' shirts, again?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Downside: you'd have to put up with me.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Look at this! I know the author. Look at what My Friend The Published Author did!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
One week to go! It's going to be another good one.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
There's still time to get your ticket, but only just!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm in, who else wants to join me?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
"Residents of Weymouth looked on in confusion as dozens of tooled-up marines stormed the castle, then left sheepishly via the gift shop." www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Trump orders deployment of troops to Portland, authorising 'full force'
The president says the move is "necessary" to protect immigration detention facilities from "domestic terrorists".
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Does Tylenol cause autism? (A comprehensive neuroscientific response to the recent US govt report) [Summary] No, of course not! What's wrong with you? [Full answer] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-[1/237]
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@k2mey.bsky.social This might just be my favourite so far!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
What an amazing lineup! Definitely a case of 👀. You'd be a fool to miss it*. *I am that fool, sadly, so make sure you enjoy it in my stead.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You think you can game the system by eating a meal comprising only one food? Amateur. There will always be a bit which has more sauce/cheese/delightful crispy edge.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Happy birthday @harecomedy.bsky.social! I hope the tooth isn't too awful and fingers crossed for tonight.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Hopefully just delayed, and not a jail-replacement bus service.
BBC news headline: Sentencing for man who dodged 113 train tickets delayed.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
New adhd low today. In the time it took for dinner to cook, I'd forgotten I'd put food in the oven and had eaten something else instead.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I can't go to Fringe this year for Reasons*, but I'll feel less devastated about that if you all go to see these lovely people on my behalf. *Misguided ones I deeply regret.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I'm beginning to feel personally targeted by this lot, now.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Post an unusual sign, if you feel like it.
Sign saying 'Caution strong currents' right next to a second sign pointing to the toilets.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
My work canteen do deep- fried chunks of lasagne. I'm sure they'd put them in a bun for me if I asked.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is seriously testing my "Not going to Edinburgh this year" resolve. I need you guys to make sure they're sold out to remove the temptation.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Just heard a woman in town declare "This is too much for me!" Not sure if 'this' was the heat or the over-amplified mediocre busker, but either way...
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
To misquote Stereophonics, yesterday's tomorrow is today! Grab your ticket now, or risk finding out tomorrow that it was on yesterday and you missed it.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Go and see this!
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Well done, BBC news.
News headline: "Octopus sorry for chasing man over £6k wrong bill"
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh god, which box did they find my teenage diary in?
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Wait, what? It's taken me this many years to realise where the word alphabet came from. How did I not notice that before?
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 07/04/2025
🍓THREE HOURS🍓 I know you’re coming, you know you’re coming, everyone knows. Just book your ticket in advance. #CoherentComedy 📅 Monday 7th April 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/coherent-c...
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Coherent Comedy
Monthly accessible online comedy night for new and experienced acts - for people who love comedy but are wary of the outside.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
As a scientist I do understand the sun in early April is as strong as mid-September, even if the air and water are colder. But I still managed to get sunburn on the beach today.
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Umm... should I tell them?
Poster saying "Insects name in English", which includes insects like 'Lizard' and 'Scorpion".
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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Things which were not on my to-do list today: becoming a grandmother.
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