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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 14h

Ah it’s complete reorganisation of the supermarket day when I’m already tired & have had enough of people. Joys.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

See. I told you it was brilliant.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If anyone needs me this week no you don’t.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Best damn police cops musical ever!

Police Cops The Musical poster.

A blue background with bullet home in the top right with an American eagle sporting an American flag sat on the word ‘police’.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The master of the old switcheroo strikes again.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If I were one of those billionaires I’d be funding all the amazing people who make brilliant things just like this but alas I’m not. I’ll be starting my crowdfunder to become a billionaire soon but until then donate to this one.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The three bean patreon strangle hold on live tickets continues. Luckily they tend to live stream these things and I much prefer being in bed than out around other people.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just heard who are joining him @atomcrowley.bsky.social for Crowley Time live next month and as a massive for of that comedian & that musical I think I may have ruined my underwear.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m pretty sure I nearly ran over Chelsea footballer Maika Hamano this afternoon

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mince was one of the origin pods I listened to eventually helping to fuel the habit of listening to every podcast. Like all good podcasts it quickly abandoned it’s football pod ethos & went full nonsense. It will be missed.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t not like the answer I received but am unsurprised.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Despite saying how much I’m completely bored* with OffMenu nowadays I still listen every week and let them influence me. *its the seemingly never ending ads really

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Always nice to know Thom Tuck has our back even when he doesn’t know it. Bet the cunts didn’t consider the bucket either.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Next series taskmaster line-up more than makes up for the current shit show.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A delightful George Fouracres jump scare in today’s programming.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Day 4 of being Henry Pakered (PAKERDONIA!). Sat by at beef & dairy, saw his show, appeared in dream & now he’s on a podcast. Tomorrow is three bean salad day too. Side note; @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social surely the graphic should read with James Gill & Tim Lewis nowadays? #JusticeForTim

Always Be Comedy podcast ep #181 with Henry Paker

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Had a dream that I’d performed a new live game show I’d developed with Henry Paker. Were the any details about what the show actually was or involved? No. That would have been actually useful.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s amazing seeing the amount of people who still don’t understand the Sunday trading laws.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s officially one year of Charlo today so I celebrated by going to see @beefanddairy.bsky.social live & Arlo decided to move even further away!

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m refusing to buy the new wolverine game until they release the @joznorris.bsky.social/Jackman/Phantom skin! It should come as default!

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sat one seat away from Henry Paker who I’m seeing tomorrow…

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am done with people already and I’ve been in central London all of five minutes.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Beef & Dairy live day! 🐄🥛📌🏭

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Be nice if they paid it back or responded to any correspondence about paying it back.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nice to see Watson make his debut for Chelsea today.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Damage deposit refund from Edinburgh flat confirmed. There’s no reason why it wouldn’t be but, you know, autism.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yep completely get this now.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s been out for a while now but I’ve not had a chance to really listen until the last week and I’m loving Nick Helm’s new album. Give it a listen! The album launch in Edinburgh was great, I had to march on stage and wave a flag saying ‘I am a cunt’ but he did give me a hat for my troubles.

Nick Helm’s Down & Dirty album featuring Nick dressed in a white vest & pants that he’s looking down in to.

Inscribed by the man reading ‘to charlie I’m gonna fuck you all night’ and signed.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

First time since s1 aired I’m not bothering with a series of taskmaster 👎

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In other news from the site today, the retaining wall I said months ago was rotten as fuck and going to collapse at some point has shockingly collapsed (with the exception of the top bit that was repaired by me). Why does nobody listen to me?

A sleeper retaining wall where the bottom three sleepers have collapsed & the earth is being held back solely by black fabric.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You can’t park there mate…

A trail of destruction from a car across a park.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Started watching Ludwig because everyone’s on about it again. Two eps in; Tom Bell jump scare.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Pals! I have things! Lots of Chrissy Derbyshire Innards flyers from her very first, intimate, fringe solo shows. Crowley Time podcast bookmarks (I listen to all the podcasts and it’s one of my absolute favourites). You must listen if you take one. Fizzy go yum yum sherbet badges.

Tim Key NMJ stickers
Crowley Time bookmarks
Sherbet Lemon Fizzy Go Yum Yum Badges
Stuart Laws Beer Mat Flipping beer mats
Chrissy Derbyshire Innards flyers

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Putting up my last two years fringe booty. Welcome to the @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social zone ft. pal @abbydenton.com and unfortunately @chrisjack.bsky.social for some reason… (Much of the art work by the talented @natyougn.bsky.social)

Chrissy Derbyshire fringe 2025 & 2026 flyers, some Innards artwork, an Abby Denton business card & a ‘Chris like’ in-joke badge from when the Twitter hid likes era.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Rose Matafeo confirmed as a TMNZ contestant

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m still in the airport. I’ve built a den at gate 19 out of discarded Starbucks cups. I’m planning to launch a daring raid on WH Smith.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The biggest award at the fringe if you ask me.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I wish this place had a £2 pizza slice…

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My flight keeps getting delayed later & later so I live in the airport now.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fringe day 15; Went to see Friz one more time to distribute the last of my bucket cash to be better than the dwp.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Fringe day 14; Thom warmed our hearts with animal content and slightly horrified us with a story about a seagull & pigeon Bilal showed us that he’s a multitalented minimum quadruple threat but sold my borzoi which I’d have paid big bucks for 💔

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fringe day 13; Hare was the victim of the mother of all pranks on What’s In The Box Producer Nick licked my face Marjolein took us on a wonderful trip through Shetland folklore Jerry Seinfeld was covered in our mysterious white goo while Terry Wogan watched from his throne

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fringe day 12 delay by hate crime; Nat out boxed two old white men Watto vanished in to thin air Pierre got all autistic & horny A hate crime was committed at acms

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alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Please vote for Tim Lewis as Tech Of The Year in the (ISH) Edinburgh Comedy Awards: ish-scheduler.vercel.app/vote/tech-aw... 🩷💛

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Fringe day 11; Got put in monkey jail by Friz at What’s In The Box Did not get the opportunity to kiss Alex Franklin Did not get the opportunity to kiss Mothman despite it being a romance musical Learnt the art of the grift from the Wolf of Poyais himself AMAZING CHRISSY DERBYSHIRE ACMS DEBUT!!!!

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The nose on the microphone was a great addition for accessibility; it gave me something to focus on with the illusion of eye contact. As it was the nose I wore to @jlukeroberts.bsky.social crone show I’ve dubbed it a microcrone.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Three of the best. Not to be missed.

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Charlie @monkeyjail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

New handle assigned by @frizfrizzle.bsky.social during @whtsnthbx.bsky.social because of my lack of enthusiasm for sherbeting nowadays. Unrelated but Ironically monkey jail describes where a certain venue sends us when pointing out access needs then forgets about us. Bet you can’t guess which one!

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