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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

INT Colleague: so what did you guys do last night? Me (waggles eyebrows): we broke in the new bed, if you know what I mean… [CUT TO] EXT A field   We’re running breathless through a field, trying to fit a noose round a bucking Ottoman

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Four more years at least lads, get your bucket list in 😎

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The tone switch in holding music when you get out through from the normal hold to the bereavement department hold music >>>

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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the uk media's staggering increase in anti-trans coverage shows they can bite & hold they're *choosing* not to for fascist street violence

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Cowards. A true critic would have given it a 3 with room for improvement

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Presume the sentence is “I must not stab my teacher in the head”, but how many times does he have to write it?

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

People are enjoying the thing I made, even with its lack of archeology. It’d be lovely to see you there (2125 at Hoots, Nicolson Square)

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Short king season is over. Rat king is here. Me and the boys are out here snuffling. We’re skittering about. Our tails are intertwined. No bin is safe.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The people’s final was England France. Goals, end to end, no woken nonsense at half time and baddies on camera instead of celebrities.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The first work in progress of our new compilation, Bin Fire 🗑️ 🔥 was everything I wanted it to be. Absolute insanity. Can’t wait to run it this summer at Fringe.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Flyer for my #edfringe show this year. I’m absurdly proud of it. It’s about history, grief, heartbreak and kebabs. It’s the most intensely vulnerable thing I’ve ever written but it’s also really bloody funny.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I saw a very early WIP of this and it was already brilliant. Buy your tickets 🤝🧜‍♀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Thomas Tuchel *forseeing that at some point he would need 45 minutes of the most forbidden Haramball possible*: Bring me Dan Burn and Jon Stones

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“I know that was then but it could be again” rising to unprecedented levels 🦁 🦁 🦁

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Im going to put baked beans in a taco shell for breakfast when we batter this lot at altitude 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’m doing some work in progress shows and it’s be absolutely perfect if you came along

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“Now this technology is pretty new but I’m pretty sure that’s Andy Burnham rotating there. His body temperature has reached over 200 degrees. He’s literally roasting in his own juices”

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Turns out I enjoy the month of June

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

More on the Substack open.substack.com/pub/jacobhat...

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

A boy should be allowed to go abroad with his friends as a little treat

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

For a man the struggle is enough. One must imagine Axios happy - Albert Camus

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Really lovely to see some of the @coherentcomedy.bsky.social family irl. (IRL is an otherwise horrifying place). One more show to go today, candidly, tickets are slow for today’s show so it’d be an unreal time for you to decide to see a little Hatton

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crockpothatlady.bsky.social @crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Excellent Brighton Fringe shows today from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social alumni @zoethorne.bsky.social and @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social! Both legends, definitely worth sitting in a hot box for, even on a day this toasty.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

If this isn’t called I Thought You Was Dead then what are we even doing here

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Alex Kitson @alexkitson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When you’re playing hide and seek but your heart isn’t in it

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Guy who eats you out to improve their own microbiome

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

In case there was any mystery about what this is about: jacobhatton.substack.com/p/fuck-you-p...

jacobhatton.substack.com

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Wrote a little rage writing substack.com/@jacobhatton...

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Sharing for beard reasons but also come to Brighton innit

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Frizident Evil @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Ok. Here we go. I'm looking for £800 to put both my shows onto the EdFringe site. A CERTAIN APPEAL is a show about my fight with DWP and PIP to prove I'm disabled WHAT'S IN THE BOX is my cult panel show with a box Wanna help me get these to Edinburgh? paypal.me/frizfrizzle ko-fi.com/frizfrizzle

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Pay Stephen Frizzle using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/FrizFrizzle and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Christopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

museum curators describing literally any portrait of a woman: she boldly meets the viewer's eye, confronting our gaze

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I’m cautiously coming to the conclusion, I think, that this is going to be the best thing I’ve ever written. It’d be amazing for you to see it. Next at The Hen & Chickens Theatre, 4th April.

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Never let anyone get in the way of you having a brew

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Me an Englishman in 2028: Two vapes please! Shopkeeper: that’ll be two otters and a vole sir! *I step outside, registering that I should report him for his illegal “step” porn collection into a world of whimsy and delight, pirouetting down the street, I ignore the rising sea coming to claim us*

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

After “Brothers in Arms” dropped

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Absolutely insane positioning from the right. We’re about to see a cost of living blitz similar to Covid. You’ll be seeing petrol prices double, mortgages spike, inflation hit again - entirely off the Americans fucking about - and kemi thinks we should be in amongst it

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

If the main character in Doom wants to play quarterback you give him whatever he wants

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Jacob Hatton @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It’s been true for a long time - the state still hasn’t grasped that millennials aren’t young any more. They have in some cases adult children themselves, they’re occupying senior leadership positions that lobby the state and they’re also, after boomers, the next largest voter bloc by a country mile

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