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@critlin.bsky.social
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neopets, drag race, RHONJ she/her

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 1h
i hope this is how she filed
Mia Goth enthusiastically brandishing a gun in Infinity PoolMia Goth wildly shooting a gun in Infinity Pool
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 5h
bitch im so excited for planet zoo 2
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 5h
i hate that i sound like someone from the west coast of america why couldnt i be born in newfoundland
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17h
Love 2 eat oranges
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HOTTIES
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the gremlin pre-gremlification
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does gia talk like that
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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kids these days don't even listen to Death Grips
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So far, none of my puppet popes have been able to seduce my wife. Shes such a good wife.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if your cat keeps meowing you should play with him
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NAIIIIIIL DAY
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess its french Lil jon
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/a7dlbkotTHQ?...
youtu.be
Banlieue 13 - Theme Song
YouTube video by GoldenApple✔
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In French class we watched district 13 and in the credits this song plays and when he screams QUOI? it's so funny
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cautionary tale: i find it helpful to get high to do homework but then i just keep smoking weed and then im so high and it's hard
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"If Melissa was a good woman, she would make it good between my brother and i" theresa is such a dumb bitch lmfao
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the fuck is this
One of the husbands from RHONJ (IDK his name yet) with some of the most fucked up facial hair ever. Its like a sharpie beard but the mustache connection part is very thin and there is like two fingers of bare lip between the mustache and nose. Truly heinous shit.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
****SPOILER**** FOR ALLSTARS
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I demand justice rupaul
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone needs to take that wig away from alik
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy birthday bisexuals
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I liked Joe giudice better than theresa's new husband and Joe giudice sucks
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hiring Etsy witches to deal with the ppl using leaf blowers all day
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You go girl! (gender neutral)
Zoomed in photo of a cellar spider wrapping up a dead bug for later
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My home security system (3 cellar spiders i have a truce with) has stopped another intruder (bug)
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My cat loves her new cat
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who is doing fireworks rn and FOR WHAT
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im so mad about Jennifer's nose
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So bossy
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now that gia is an adult, she sucks
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sister ur chin looks so fucked why did u do this
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jennifer on rhonj fucked her face up she was pretty before rip
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know some of u probably live like this just fine, but if u gotta put ur house on stilts what are we doing
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im obviously gonna smoke weed after work but im gonna be so sleepy and no not smoking weed is not an option
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why would I sign up for a class that starts at 6pm
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Love to see baby Zach succeed
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the most annoying dirty loser guys would play his shit on their stupid guitars when no one asked them too
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store
Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish ai guys would wake up one day and realize this
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw Melissa gorga cut a banana up and eat it with a fork and it pissed me off a lot
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
everyone is allowed to stop
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my big girl cat has been meowing non-stop to get into the little girl cat room cuz she wants to poop in the little girl cat litter box, but i cannot allow it
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this shows up in a textbook i had to pay for i want it for free
a heading that says 'copilot/generative ai best practices' in a textbook to offer the stupid kids an easier solution
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/09/2026
skinks in robes
to the tune of duran duran's girls on film
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do Dalmatians exist still where are they
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