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@critlin.bsky.social
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neopets, drag race, RHONJ she/her

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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She makes it all worth it
Burger from five guys. Its half eaten and has tomato lettuce cheese mustard ketchup and pickles ikdrThe same burger but with fries also
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
steam: Planet zoo 2 'preload' button, says coming oct 13
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
everything this guy does makes me laugh i hope he never gets murdered sorry
Victor from traitors: New Blood
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Real housewives of atlanta: Message from Kim to nene on a flip phone like early 2000s type text. "You are a low budget bitch!"
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the gremlin pre-gremlification
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the fuck is this
One of the husbands from RHONJ (IDK his name yet) with some of the most fucked up facial hair ever. Its like a sharpie beard but the mustache connection part is very thin and there is like two fingers of bare lip between the mustache and nose. Truly heinous shit.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You go girl! (gender neutral)
Zoomed in photo of a cellar spider wrapping up a dead bug for later
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if this shows up in a textbook i had to pay for i want it for free
a heading that says 'copilot/generative ai best practices' in a textbook to offer the stupid kids an easier solution
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
also wtf is this
the arrow keys go into the number pad and they still are trying to tell me this is full sized. i think not.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
these keyboards are so fucking cute BUT THIS IS NOT FULL SIZE
Logitech G G512 X 98 Backlit Tactile Mechanical DUAL SWAP TMR Analog Full-Size Gaming Keyboard - its black with purple arrow keys, BUT NO chunk above the arrow keys with insert/home/pig up/pig down/delete/end
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Obsessed with how bonkers this woman is
Danielle staub from real housewives of New jersey
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i saw this and was like oh yeah thats ME
rocky horror picture show: riff raff in the window during 'over at the frankenstein place'
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ru dressed like an UGG boot
Ru Paul wearing a body suit with boots and a jacket. All of the pieces look like ugg boot
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She could never do anything wrong
A 3 month old kitten sitting in a laundry basket with one arm hanging over the side. She looks like she has never had a thought
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Don't talk to me or my orange daughter ever again
Two cats in a hallway. One is and orange adult and the other is an orange baby
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
How is she rich but her hair looks like this
A 50+ woman with hair that looks thin and flat as fuck. Scene hairstyle from the 2000s. Evil emanates off her
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Disgusteng
Joe giudice in real housewives of New Jersey season 4. He looks like shit and is smoking a cigar.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Shes so fast
Small slightly blurry orange kitten
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Most baby innocent angel baby of all time
2 month old tiny orange kitten in a crate on an orange fluffy blanket The same 2 month old tiny orange cat, still on an orange fluffy blanket but her head is turned the otherway
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hank hill smiling
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Behold
Tiny orange kitten sleeping on top of a torti kitten In a vet kennel
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Still think abortion isn't murder????
50+ year old teddy bear looking rough and loved. It fits in the palm of my hand
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This but with a bong and slob clothes
Buster from arrested development being a milford man
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Really pixelated picture of Terry from Reno 911 saying I was murdered
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
POV: you are my dad's dog
Dog bowl with a cracked egg, blueberries, apples, dog food, mysterious dog powder
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Humiliating
Katy perry in a little outfit jumping up and down in an rv park (??) Justin trudeau is also jumping up and down. His arms are by his side and he doesn't look normal at all.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Naaaaail day
Dark blue cat eye nails on a handA black cat painted on blue cateye nails
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
sad man at the beach going thru it
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Aromas: tangy cheddar, fruit, sweet
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
anyone need any fancy shrimps i am metallic blue boa SSS+ top grade
8 pictures of shrimp for sale, they are bright colours.

Extreme Purple Metallic
Regular price From $839.99 USD
Yellow Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Sale
Yellow Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Regular price$420.00 USD Sale priceFrom $279.99 USD
Metallic Green Boa SSS+ (Top Grade)
Sale
Metallic Green Boa SSS+ (Top Grade)
Regular price$420.00 USD Sale priceFrom $279.99 USD
Metallic Blue Boa SSS+ (Top Grade)
Sale
Metallic Blue Boa SSS+ (Top Grade)
Regular price$420.00 USD Sale priceFrom $279.99 USD
Blue Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Sale
Blue Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Regular price$420.00 USD Sale priceFrom $279.99 USD
Orange Eye Purple Metallic
Sale
Orange Eye Purple Metallic
Regular price$280.00 USD Sale priceFrom $209.99 USD
Orange Eye Wild Neocaridina
Orange Eye Wild Neocaridina
Regular priceFrom $153.99 USD
Red Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Sale
Red Galaxy Snowflake SSS+ (Top Grade)
Regular price$210.00 USD Sale priceFrom $139.99 USD
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bread with bites taken out of it. Its raw bread
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Soooooooo good
Teen girl squad saying "so good"
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
(Megan thee stallion sounds)
Spotify: your all time most streamed artist is megan thee stallion with 47240 minutes of listening
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is a banger
Spotify screenshot. Porta potty prostitute by Tammie Brown
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at my nails and this tiny joint i just bought weed companies u better count ur days
Yellow flowers with a hand in front. Hand has bluey green nails with silver rings painted onSame picture as before but hand is in like a fist I guess to show off more nailHand holding a miniscule joint ft yellow flower background
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He says EEEKKKEKEKKKEKKK
A tree with a black squirrel in it. The squirrel is staring directly at the camera.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They r blue and green
Hand with blue nails with fake silver rings painted on


Blue cateye polish with green chrome
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My tomodatchi rupaul is in love with my tomodatchi katya
Tomodatchi life screenshot: rupaul in male form yelling  "Katya i love the way you shake your hips when standing! So sensual!" At the sea
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This lady so fucking annoying
Busted white woman in a horrific wig. Her face is full of filler and she looks 85% mountain lion (Sarah from baddies)
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
These look crazy in the sun lol
Hand holding a skinny joint, showing off bluey greeny gold nails with gold rings painted on the nail



Blue cateye with green gold chrome for the freaksNails that are the same as the last ones but they look more blue now because of angle of lighting
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'll kill u!
Pollen count. Says tree pollen very high and grass pollen is moderate
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Who was responsible for pumkin looking like this
Pumpkin from flavor of love in braids looking uncomfortable, and like sid from ice age
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Are french ppl romanticizing alabama
Spotify list showing a song called Alabama by Adele castillion
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A moment for the nails and joint
Green and blue nails (sprite energy) on a hand holding a nice joint
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sprite
Hand showing off nails that are blue and green ombre with cat eye on top. It is giving sprite.Hand showing off nails that are blue and green ombre with cat eye on top. It is giving sprite.Hand showing off nails that are blue and green ombre with cat eye on top. It is giving sprite.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
thank u the culmination of ur passing thoughts has brought me to this thank u bless
final grade 84
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
look
olympics 2026 solo luge. Valentin Cretu wearing a blue catsuit [sorry thats the word i know] with orange lines on it and yellow flowers down the centre of his body. romania is big and red on his leg.
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
making sure i remember the important stuff
google calender entry that says 9 am, school - exam. 8:15 pm, do neopies!!!
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Learned about inventory Big joint plus nail check
Hand with black nails holding a big joint thats smokin
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Crit 🐈🐈 @critlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Dollzmania
Spice from the lalaparuza episode of season 15 on drag race. Shes wearing an orange wig with bell bottom pants that have flames on them in the style of guy fieri
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