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the garlic cream cheese dip got me having mediocre grammar, goddam

say what you will about bluesky (deserved) but I just scrolled instagram for 5 minutes and holy shit, what a nightmare place

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it's 2028. TES VI has finally come out. It's the greatest game of all time. 5 people can afford to play it.

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55f and rainy, we're chilling on the balcony

Pov image from a gray patio with a cat napping in the corner, the sky is dreary

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I couldn't survive a zombie apocalypse simply because of seasonal allergies. Sneezing 30 times in a row is GOING to inform them of my location.

I'm voting for the sleep paralysis demon I feel like I could have a beer with

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

idr what I was all up in arms over a month ago but you know it was bad bc I was being annoyingly poetic about it.

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My sister has agreed to help me with dying my hair black

Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

hi, I am a liberal. I worship Death and jack off when my friends die. One day we will achieve the death of all living things and it makes me smile as I lay my head down at night. But at least I'm not mean about it. Until someone suggests that living is good.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

why would anyone want to be mean to me? I am nice and a good egg?

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don't think the dork is real, but your Christian God loves me. He hates you and you know exactly why.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I saw a guy in basketball shorts at the store that had a brown stain on his butthole area. So that was pretty funny.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

She very clearly does not. It says "typing" right on the label. Smh.

Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Youth and Young Manhood was a good album and everything The Kings of Leon did afterwards fucking sucked.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of my direct coworkers died. Motorcycle accident. Crazy stuff

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Does any have recs on conditioners for wavy hair that gets frizzy/dry?

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I saw a guy in basketball shorts at the store that had a brown stain on his butthole area. So that was pretty funny.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

oh shit, there's a lunar eclipse happening rn, huh

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The punkest thing I ever read was a bit from an article that said Alison Mosshart (singer from The Kills & The Dead Weather) would chain smoke on stage till she would vomit from nicotine poisoning.

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I remember watching a pilot for a show called The Pitts back when I was in middle school. It fucking suuuuucked and got cancelled within a month

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Good luck fitting that hog down your throat

trading card of C-3PO with an error that makes it look like he's got a gigantic penis

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Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I think I pinched a nerve in my shoulder or something. Pain from my scapula down into my arm and my middle, ring, and pinky finger are numb at the tips. yay

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Eating my own sin right now and it tastes worse than the yellowest bile.

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I don't believe in a higher power but I do talk about God a lot and that's because I am severely mentally ill and terrified.

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all gender bullshit aside, I'm actually really pretty.

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If you teach a caterpillar, it remembers after it becomes a butterfly

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I'm a smart bitch when it comes to like.. knowing stuff but I am singularly moronic when it comes to interacting with other people. That's my one one problem.

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guys don't jack off on my face like they used to, men need to step up.

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I love pussy, dick, and The Elder Scrolls games.

Jennifer @jenny12gauge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

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I am the least self-actualized person you've ever met

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