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Cristian Ramirez

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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny. www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421 ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 23h
Trump’s obsession with demonizing the Somali community is dangerous and reprehensible. Hate to break it to him: Somali Minnesotans are resilient. We will not let Trump intimidate us. Our neighbors have our back.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 09/10/2026
NEW: The head of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops has issued a statement firmly condemning plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Malik Hasan. Archbishop Paul Coakley calls the decision “a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered.” www.usccb.org/news/2026/us...
United States
Conference of
Catholic Bishops
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WASHINGTON - Yesterday, the U.S.
Department of War announced that the firing squad execution of Nidal Hasan, the man convicted of killing 13 people and injuring 32 at Fort Hood, Texas in 2009, would be publicly livestreamed. Archbishop Paul S. Coakley, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops issued the following statement sharply condemning the decision of the U.S. government:
"It is with shock and great sorrow that I have learned of the Department of War's decision to publicly livestream the execution of Nidal Hassan. Our God is the God of life. In no way can Hassan's actions be condoned but this decision is a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered. The word of God exhorts us: 'do not repay anyone evil for evil' (Romans 12:17). The public execution even of one who has done grave harm will only further undermine the moral fabric of our nation and be a blight on the conscience of its people.United States
Conference of
Catholic Bishops
READINGS
"It is with shock and great sorrow that I have learned of the Department of War's decision to publicly livestream the execution of Nidal Hassan. Our God is the God of life. In no way can Hassan's actions be condoned but this decision is a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered. The word of God exhorts us: 'do not repay anyone evil for evil' (Romans 12:17). The public execution even of one who has done grave harm will only further undermine the moral fabric of our nation and be a blight on the conscience of its people.
"I pray for the intercession of Our Lady of Good Counsel that we as a nation may always choose life even in the most trying times and circumstances."
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 23h
The corporate welfare system we’re under isn’t even good capitalism when it allows so many incompetent dullards to line their pockets with billions while the rest of us struggle.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Seriously, please don't be too shy or polite to ask for ICE whistles if you need them, especially in SoCal. A bunch of us have stockpiles all ready to go in case of surges, if you have the ability to pass them out, we have the whistles!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
The funniest thing on here this afternoon is the people who are responding to news of a televised lynching with “omg, I feel like I live in some foreign country”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nidal Hasan killed a friend of mine that had deployed with me to Iraq. I have more reason than most to want him dead. Livestreaming an execution of anyone, even a terrorist or enemy of the state is disgusting and should forever shame everyone involved.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is truly a wild way for RFK to announce to the world that he has Hepatitis and he’ll sacrifice as many babies as he needs to to cure it.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I try not to be racist against white people, but they do test my patience a lot
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Millie Bobby Brown is short for Mildred Robert Browning Machine Gun
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm gonna be the TL "no fun police" and say I don't think it's cool that a grown ass woman was able to sneak into a school and proceeded to insult minors tbh
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The idea that people should listen to actors when it comes to something besides acting is really dumb. Ben is just some guy from Boston that’s pretty good at play-pretend, that’s it
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 07/10/2026
Having trouble deciding which books to buy from Amazon during Prime Days? Try this: None, then go support an independent bookstore instead. 😌
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone that still supports Rowling in any capacity needs to grow the fuck up. Your fandom isn’t worth other people’s rights and lives.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone that still supports Rowling in any capacity needs to grow the fuck up. Your fandom isn’t worth other people’s rights and lives.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well well well, look who isn’t so crazy for saving this clip in 2022!
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Lucas Jackson @lucasjackson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today’s generation will never be able to comprehend Seal’s 1995 hit song Kiss From A Rose from the Batman Forever soundtrack
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why I was never into The Man in The High Castle, the Nazis have always been here
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michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honor of Banned Books Week I'm putting my novel The Climb on sale at half-price in deluxe PDF and audiobook formats! That means $10 apiece. www.patreon.com/cw/SmallBean...
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Small Beans | Shop | Patreon
Shop exclusive products from Small Beans on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $6/month. Thank you, future patron! Yes, we can see the…
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
romantic date idea:
Let's die together and live forever in hell. from 1988’s classic Death Spa
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday Links is UP! Featuring @raemariz.bsky.social @jpinckney.bsky.social @taylormoore.bsky.social and MORE! www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658821
two books, What Monsters You Make Of Them by Rachelle Cruz and Weird Fishes by Rae Mariz, on a shelf
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incredibly fucking weird behavior if you don’t understand that very religious people are exceptionally vulnerable to grifters
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two of my favorite funny ladies just released an excellent horror comedy short film on YouTube and you should check it out! youtu.be/7LpB28qCzJk?...
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IN JEFF WE TRUST (Tribeca Film Festival Short Film)
YouTube video by Syd & Olivia
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck Gavin Newsom
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apnews.com
Newsom vetoes measure that would have penalized the use of smart glasses to secretly record people
California Gov. Gavin Newsom has vetoed a bill that would have penalized people for using smart glasses to record people without their permission in changing rooms, doctor’s offices and other spaces p...
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’re finally gonna get Ant Man going up Doom’s ass before turning giant, and I’m here for it
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My “centaur that lost his back half somewhere” theory remains undefeated
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How to win in November
Trans rights are human rights and abolish ICE
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slapping the shit out of my new tattoo because that pain is less bothersome than the itch of healing under the second skin
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An illustration designed like a retro instructional guide titled "HOW TO IMPROVE "CONVERSATIONS" WITH RACISTS: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE (SPECIAL EDITION)". Step 1 shows a person in a green shirt hugging a member of the Ku Klux Klan in full white robes, and Step 2 shows the person suplexing the Klansman head-first onto the ground.
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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going on a national book tour! Come hang, meet me in person, support local bookstores and have me sign your copy of my Native history comedy book We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America this October - November! Details in this thread! 👇👇
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Starline Hodge @starline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New art vlog is up! youtu.be/r2xBlQBbc9I
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New Sticker Designs! September Club Process & Shop Update
YouTube video by Starline Hodge
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t think I’d trust his opinion on anything considering the way he lost the gun control debate
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t really believe the ai are just doing this without direction, but if you want to argue that they are, then they are no more than malware, and the companies making them should be legally responsible for any damages.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transphobe siding with famous champion of women’s rights… Genghis Khan(?) on issues of gender. Surely this idea is completely unproblematic. Now let me take a big sip of coffee while I crack open even a single history book…
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I haven’t used anything Meta since 2016, but this would be another last straw for me.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something post-Trump the US needs to do both because it’s right and to better its standing internationally will be abolishing ICE, and prosecuting everyone involved in their crimes.
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
lemonde.fr
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks like the link to donate to the Imagination Library today on DollyDay is donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Old people are so weird about the random rules they make up and then pretend are obvious
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me (40) walking to class on the first day of the new school year.
John Travolta with a bowl cut in a Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts wearing a backpack in a still from The Fanatic
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome Comrade… Canseco?
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Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dumbest Motherfucker on Earth that is taking it super seriously but keeps derailing the conversation and wasting their time by trying to be helpful.
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