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Chris Bassett

@crispasset.bsky.social
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Smells better than a horse. Handsome but easily bamboozled. linktr.ee/crispasset

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Weird Popeyes @weirdpopeyes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Cash Pope
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 11h
Your gentle reminder that the selection at @bookshop.org is just as good as at Amazon, and that using them doesn’t enrich someone who’s never missed an opportunity to fall on his knees and kiss an authoritarian’s jackboots. Seriously, what’s the point of “fuck you” money if you’re this servile?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 7h
IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVIN U SOME IDEAS TO THINK ABOUT: THE SMART TELEVISION THAT SENDS AUDIO OF YOUR HOME BACK TO THE CORPORATION IS SILENT - A GREEN MONITOR EMITS A BUZZ - THE TELEPHONE THAT MAKES YOU LOOK AT ADS IS SILENT - AN OLD HARD DRIVE CLICKS AND WHIRS - THE CAR SCREEN THAT REPLACED ALL THE BUTTONS IS SILENT - A FLOPPY DISK FULL OF OLD GAMES SLIDES INTO PLACE WITH A LOUD CHUNK -,,, WHEN A MACHINE TRYS TO HIDE AND STAY QUIET ITS CAUSE ITS DOIN SHIT IT DOSENT WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT!!!  AND DA TEXT "DO NOT TRUST A SILENT COMPUTER, IF IT DOESNT BEEP AND RATTLE, THAT MACHINE IS YOUR ENEMY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 5h
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 4h
my shadow is bullying me
a drawing of a weird looking shadow cast on a wall picking its nose and touching its butt.
Narration says
"my shadow is bullying me. It's not doing what I do. It's constantly hunched over and scratching its ass and picking its nose, only taking breaks to waves its hands like it smelled something bad, as if to call me stinky.
As if to say 'this is you. This is what you're like.'
That's not me. I'm not like that. Shut up shadow man. Shut up."
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Brad Jones @thecinemasnob.bsky.social · 4h
The new episode has cleared, so Halloween season begins on The Cinema Snob, as we check out the 1986 classic Disney TV special MR. BOOGEDY! Click here to watch: youtu.be/4DsDqk7al0I
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Mr. Boogedy - The Cinema Snob
YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"this browser version is no longer supported" is something you should tell your developer, not me, the innocent web surfer
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11h
it's almost friday
you're right, it IS almost friday, but more importantly, none of this has any meaning, and no one will remember us for anything
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN TRYEN TO CHILL OUT BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPEN'S, YA GOTTA BE PREPARED, AND WHAT IF DA WORST POSSIBLE CASE SCENARIO'S, THEN YA GOTTA KNOW AHEAD OF TIME, AND BEING HYPERVIGILENT SUCKS UNTIL SOMETHING GOES WRONG AND THEN YOUR PREPARED "I KNEW IT" AND DA TEXT : ALWAYS UNCOMFORTABLE, NEVER RELAXED, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN I KNEW IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Eric Harris Bernstein @ehbinmn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I woke up and my eyes were gone.
A drawing of a man with a mustache and horseshoe baldness with empty cavernous eye sockets saying "I just woke up one day and my eyes were gone.
Closeup of an eye popping out. 
"They'd popped out and rolled off some time in the night.
I can still see out of them- I think they're in a public bathroom somewhere.
Closeup of a toilet flushing.
"Not for pervert reasons. They just seem to really like seeing the water go down toilets. They just flush them and watch the water spin."
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Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The real world historic crime is what "Israel" has done to Palestine and Palestinians
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how capitalism works
Uhhh, no, you can’t have
any of my money... Try
getting a real job, like
inheriting
a big bag
of money.
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Chris Bassett @crispasset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing Black and Red
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Chris Bassett @crispasset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only fingers of that bunch are chicken in my neck of the woods (eastern upstate NY). I like a lot of British stuff, so fish fingers sounds fine to me, though I would say fish sticks.
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Chris Bassett @crispasset.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, it was Matt Smith's first episode, The Eleventh Hour.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN JINGLEN THERE KEYS AT YOU !!! LOOK AT THE KEYS!!!! ARENT THEY SHINY AND THERE LOUD!!! WOWWWWWW AND DA TEXT " SEEMS HOTTER IDK , BEER AND FOOD TO EXPENSIVE, FASCISM CREEPING BUT NOW ITS GOING FAST, SOCIAL MEDIA TURNING OUT TO BE NEITHER ONE , BUT STILL KICKEN ASS" - IN A WORLD WHERE EVERY FOOT SEEMS TO BE KICKEN YOUR ASS YOU MUST BE THE FOOT THAT KICKS BACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! WORK AROUND ALL CONTROL SYSTEM'S SUCH AS "SOCIAL MEDIA", "THE ALGORITHYM", "STREAMING VIDEO" AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT AN ACCOUNT! YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A WALLET TO BE OPENED! YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY RICH PERSON PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE! YOU ARE A REAL HUMMAN BEING AND NO ONE MAY TREAT YOU IN THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!  YOUR ATTENTON SPAN AND YOUR TIME IS YOUR OWN TO DO WITH AS YOU WISH , DO NOT RELINQUISH CONTROL, AND IF YA ALREADY DID THEN TAKE IT BACK CAUSE YA DIDNT SIGN ANYTHING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fascist monopolization of US media, intent on ending what's left of democracy on behalf of billionaire mobsters, was finalized by a Democratic-appointed SCOTUS justice.
Deadline&
@DEADLINE
Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan denied a last minute
effort to halt Paramount's merger with Warner Bros.
Discovery, a transaction that is scheduled to close on
Tuesday.
See more details here: deadline.com/2026/10/paramo..
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the free market gives you so many choices and competition, you can have flakes of corn shaped like a square or flakes of corn shaped like a circle or flakes of corn shaped like flakes of corn, all coming from the same extruder
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cool ghoul
A chart featuring a ghoul, with lines pointing to various parts of the ghoul.
a big caption at the top say 
"cool ghoul! Get The Look! Ghouls are in"
The ghoul is crouching covered in blood, with his tongue out, surrounded by bones, and wearing sunglasses.
The captions are as follows:
Perpetual blood crust around mouth
body caked in ichor
wispy hair like desiccated worms
wide mouth for chomping bones
worn out loincloth for maximum dexterity
bones
gotta show off those nasty feet
$3000 sunglasses
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Chris Bassett @crispasset.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and the "Chatterer" cenobite does it in Hellraiser.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's really funny to be a species of animal that can't stop eating crackers when you eat an adequate number of crackers, and have other animals of the same species tell you that "personal responsibility" is not only a real thing, but will reverse climate change and make you rich
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about how dumb Bono has to be to not get that SF would obviously stand for San Fransisco, while performing a show in San Fransisco
youtube.com
Bono mistakes San Francisco for Sinn Fein on fan's sign
YouTube video by Bren Murphy
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Anna Lind-Guzik @alindguzik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hard to think of anything less abstract and more materially consequential than being pregnant
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BROKEN: Everything.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOW!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN WHOSE REVEALIN THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WORLD : WITHOUT UNINTERRUPTED PERIODS OF REST AND CONTEMPLATION WE CAN NOT LIVE OUR LIFES AS WE SHOULD !!! EVEN IN THOSE SWEDISH TYPE COUNTRYS WHERE THEY LET EM GO ON VACATION FOR A MONTH THERE STILL TIED TO DA MACHINE THE OTHER 11 MONTH'S OF THE FUCKIN YEAR , AND, THEY USALLY GO ON VACATION IN AUGUST ANY WAY "THE WORST MONTH" SO FUCK IT , WELL FEBRARYS THE WORST MONTH, BUT AUGUST IS JUST HOT FEBRARY, SO , DA TEXT "THREE DAY WORK WEEK NOW - FRIDAY SHOULD BE THE WEEKEND - AND IF YA GOTTA WORK MONDAY, SUNDAY DOESN'T COUNT" - AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH AND ILL RUN FOR PRESEDENT ON THAT SHIT IF THEY LET ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next up: Critical thinking is over, forever
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Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Next up: "Writing anything by hand is over, forever"
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why
raw dog the phone: no case, dangerous, phone feel small now, screen break roulette
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s okay to be sad. It’s okay to need help, and to ask for it. It’s okay to cry and run naked through the woods. It’s okay to take a small number of hostages if your demands are reasonable and you treat them well. It’s okay to learn and grow from the experience, and take better hostages tomorrow.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trump on Iran: "They were nuclear and drug. They were doing drugs but they were doing the nuclear. But these drug factories slash nuclear factories were hit so hard."
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.loudersound.com/news/venom-f... Fucking hell, two influential long-haired Geordies in one week? R.I.P. Cronos
loudersound.com
Venom frontman Conrad “Cronos” Lant dead at 63
No cause of death for the black metal innovator has been given
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories. Men: What a scary time for men this is.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Types of Ghosts II
a series of crude drawings of ghosts.
At the top is the words "the world is full of ghosts
here are some you may recognize or learn to spot"
a tiny one labeled "single celled"
a long one labeled "snake"
a round one labeled "round"
one with a monitor on its head labeled "computer"
one with big teeth labeled "teeth"
a big one making a vacant expression labeled "boring"
one with a smaller one inside of it labeled "double ghost"
One with a cowboy hat and mustache labeled "cowboy"
a wide one labeled "wide"
one hiding behind a bush labeled "shy"
one wearing a trenchcoat and hat, labeled "secret"
one that is dripping a lot, labeled "wet"
one stuck in a can ring labeled "trapped"
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Chris Bassett @crispasset.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Devastating news for Ed Grimley
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Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a real and important dividing line between people who want to write, and people who want to be A Writer. AI is a gift from heaven for the latter, letting them skip the part where they have to think thoughts and write sentences and go (they hope) directly to the book tour.
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