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SOLICITOR: look COUNSEL: what’s that? Is it something to do with BDSM? SOLICITOR: it’s a cake COUNSEL: I can see that, why does it have handcuffs & a 10 on it? SOLICITOR: Liam’s Nan made it for little Liam’s 10th bday COUNSEL: because he’s attained the age of criminal responsibility oh my god

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LIAM: SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS IF I DO ANYTHING WORTH A YEAR OR LESS I JUST GET A SUSPENDED COUNSEL: that’s not how you are supposed to… LIAM: WILD THAT COUNSEL: Liam… LIAM: BET ITS EVEN BETTER FOR KIDS COUNSEL: Liam.. LIAM: WAIT TIL LITTLE LIAM FINDS OUT

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COUNSEL: all sentences of 12 months and under are now suspended automatically LIAM: I WANT COMPO COUNSEL: pardon LIAM: BEEN RIPPED OFF! I HAVE DONE WELL OVER 20 SUB ONE YEARS I WANT COMPO COUNSEL: no it is only from 2026 LIAM: EITHER THOSE SENTENCES WERE POINTLESS OR THEY WERENT I WANT COMPO

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LIAM: CANT BELIEVE IT COUNSEL: you refused to give evidence LIAM: YEH COUNSEL: I said he had to give evidence- the case involved reverse burden of proof SOLICITOR: you had to talk or you were fucked LIAM: I WASNT TALKIN OR PLEADIN SO IT IS WHAT IT IS SOLICITOR: what it is, is a conviction

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That was subsequent to a question with the obvious implications and the majority direction had been given and them coming in to deliver what we expected to be….. a verdict Maybe they just wanted to see us all again

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I had a jury come in and say “no” to the “have you reached a verdict” question this year. It was the first time it had happened to any of us, including the Judge who was silk, and the court staff who had been there 30 years. We nearly got the giggles it was so extraordinary

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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 11/10/2026

COURT CLERK: do you find the defendant guilty, or not guilty? FOREMAN: guilty COURT CLERK: is that the verdict of you all? FOREMAN: it is LIAM: I DID NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS ONE BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT ON ME NICE ONE ILL GO DOWN JUDGE: you may have bail LIAM: AL START NOW IF ITS ALL THE SAME TO YOU

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Weird, it’s also a mountain in wales

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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the FBI trains its agents at the quantico marine barracks the marines know hand to hand guess they weren't worth asking

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The bureau claims UFC is the only qualified provider capable of meeting its training requirements.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

America is a joke. I’m not sure what the punchline is. The FBI plans to award the UFC an exclusive one-year contract to train agents in hand-to-hand combat, bypassing the usual competitive bidding process, MSNOW reports.

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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trump is a Russian asset. For shame America! He’s helping Russia’s murder of Ukrainians.

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billygreg.bsky.social @billygreg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So you’re going to live stream someone getting killed… like ISIS?

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Faytuks Network @faytuksnetwork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

BREAKING: The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed

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Read the article, Kevin!

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Quite deliberate hence the banner

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Hi Brett. Describing terrorists who kill innocent people as “martyrs” isn’t “protesting genocide”. Hope that helps.

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Covering their faces. This in London yesterday, October 7 2026

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Not sure it’s because they were women, but it definitely comprised a catastrophic intelligence failure including a failure to spot patterns of movement at the fenced building up for months prior. Leaving those women so vulnerable. We now know what they were doing. Horrific

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7/10. Parents burned to death in safe rooms with the bodies of their tiny children found incinerated cuddled between their parents’ bodies. Holocaust survivors slaughtered. Those killed, those harmed, the bereaved, the hostages and their families will not be forgotten by ordinary decent people.

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Hamas didn’t just kill Israelis. Nepalese, Phillipino, Arabs were all killed in a joyous, gleeful massacre the terrorists and Gazan civilians recorded in glorious technicolour. Yet the celebrations went on in the streets of the UK as the rest of us, those who were not cowards, watched, horrified.

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Three years since terrorists flew over and drove through the fence between Gaza & Israel, breached the (pacifist, sympathetic border-dwelling communities) Kibbutzim, attacked Nova festival & female-staffed military outposts, shot, mutilated, raped, burned them all. Celebrations began on UK streets.

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