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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ce pays n'aime pas la réussite. Vous imaginez le temps et l'énergie qu'il faut pour organiser une mobilisation dans un lycée ? Pour motiver les autres ? Pour disrupter le système ? Et quand tu y arrives, pouf, l'Etat vient t'en empêhcer. Ce pays n'aime pas la réussite.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michael Jordan spraying champagne
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
shirt idea?
[A red panda, a raccoon, a skunk, a fox, and an opossum arranged in a pentagram.]

Forbidden Cats
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The 5th one joining the group :)
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#caturday #cats
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did it 👍 (eventually) [ #cuteart #illustration ]
An illustration of a very silly, stylized white cat giving a disproportionately large & more realistic thumbs up. They have a goofy, huge open mouth smile and big blush. Over them it says “did the thing*” and below them it says, in smaller type, “*that was on my to-do list for 6 months and took about 5 minutes to actually do.” The illustration is off a bright yellow background.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/07/2026
BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
street art Philadelphia
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Joul 🔥 @turbojoul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Photo de Raphael Enthoven avec la citation « le pipi est stocké dans les couilles » signée de son nom
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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David Dufresne @davduf.net · 03/07/2026
Signé! Pétition contre la présomption de légitime défense pour les forces de l'ordre. petitions.assemblee-nationale.fr/initiatives/... Déjà plus 104.000 signatures!
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Le plan du frouvernement gançais
Tibo In shape qui fait une pompe avec en légende : "Rien à foutre de t(a canicule"
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cartoon bees with blue wings flying against a pink background. The left bee says "You have to be prepared to die for the hive, Jim." Panel 2: The same two bees continue their conversation, with the right bee (Jim) responding "What if I'm prepared to play Jazz for the hive?" Panel 3: The left bee replies "No one wants that, Jim." while Jim holds a small saxophone and says "I had this specially made." Panel 4: Jim is now playing his tiny saxophone with musical notes floating around, while the other bee says "Please, stop." Jim appears to be enjoying his jazz performance despite the protest.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/05/2026
tumblr: fishing-: "I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory" 

leftcosine: "I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know"
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Thousand Madleens to Gaza @1kmadleenfr.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
⛵️️Parmi les participants à la #globalsumudflotilla nombre sont hospitalisés dès leur arrivée en Turquie où ils transitent avant de rejoindre leurs pays d'origine Imaginez ce que les sionistes peuvent faire aux détenu.es palestinien.nes hors camera ! RISE […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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drachenmagier @drachenmagier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is a ton of fun to fiddle with. :D Q-tips are funny little paintbrushes. XD #drachenmagier #art
unicorn in a forest
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ext...
Man standing before Jesus in heaven: did I waste my life making comics ? 
Jesus: thousands of people read your comics everyday. 
Jesus: you wasted thousands of lives by making comics
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does this count as a meme
A meme (?) presentation slide projected on a screen in a dimly lit room, partially obscured by a red tasseled lampshade. The headline reads: "Polyamory was created by PMs to sell calendar software." and the slide lists an objective to "increase calendar utilization" with a goal of "avg 3+ overlapping commitments per user".
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drachenmagier @drachenmagier.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Acrylics and trees and random unicorns photobombing the scenery and... well, yeah. <3 #drachenmagier #art #unicorn
tree with an unicorn under ittree with an unicorn under it, more details
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Laruna Softpaw @larunasoftpaw.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
God I hate everything and everyone that’s driving up prices for literally fucking everything. It feels like the walls are closing in.
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.
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That "Pending PayPal Charge" Email Is a Scam — Even Though It Really Came From PayPal
If an email recently landed in your inbox with a subject line like "Pending charge of USD 987.90 for account activation. Questions? Call 855 629-1161" — don't c
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/10/2024
I've shown this one before but awareness is important:
a kaspersky report mail:

YOUR CHILD SEARCHED
RESTRICTED TOPICS
Sunday, Nov 03, 06:25 PM (time in the child's device time zone)
Strairdrac The Netherwatcher searched for "Teaching crabs how to read" which is considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.

DETAILED REPORT

Sincerely.
The Kaspersky team"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/10/2024
la-da-da-da-dah
its the motherfuckin
DO double G
SOUP DOGG

[image: a chihuahua type doggy sticking his head out of a bowl of tomato soup.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/10/2024
sharkbus-blog:
[image of a borzoi hanging out with some white dudes]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

noodle-dragon: lol that's Pink Floyd

narciii: What a great name for a borzoi.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/10/2024
Tumblr being correct:

imsobadatnicknames2: "I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" 

systemadministratorclu: "And I want them packed carefully by workers who are treated like human beings and given actual breaks and are paid wages they can live on by employers who actually care about their well-being"

ashyguysworld: "And if they had enough time to have a little chitchat whenever they feel like it, that'd be great."
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Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The other day I had a conversation with another lesbian who was feeling horrid because she has been practicing a kink in a consensual way with an adult partner her age and is afraid it means she's a sexual deviant and meanwhile straight men post this
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 23/04/2026
A cat giving a bemused face while standing on their back legs, source: https://www.instagram.com/bujiaoxiaomiA cat giving a bemused face while standing on their back legs, source: https://www.instagram.com/bujiaoxiaomiA cat giving a bemused face while standing on their back legs, source: https://www.instagram.com/bujiaoxiaomiA cat giving a bemused face while standing on their back legs, source: https://www.instagram.com/bujiaoxiaomi
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Antton Rouget @anttonrouget.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
On apprend ce jour dans @lalettre.bsky.social que le livre « Je ne regrette rien » d’Éric Ciotti, publié chez Fayard (groupe Bolloré) et salué par Le JDD (groupe Bolloré) lors de sa sortie en juin 2025, a en réalité été écrit par Raphaël Stainville… rédacteur en chef du JDD.
Article du JDD, juin 2025
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Melody 🎃✨ @meloteaart.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
20/30 of #pleinAirpril Fun in the sun 🌅 #pokemon #gouache #art #pokopia
A gouache painting of lapras talking happily with Azumarill while wading in the water at the beach. The are lit with the glow of the sunset sky behind them, with colors of orange, blue and purple. The scene is inspired by Pokemon Pokopia
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Mali 💤 MCM London G-23 @sleepimali.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Noodle 🌸
Watercolour painting of a person happily snuggling a huge snake-like creature that's partially wrapped around tyngden.  The person has short brown hair and is wearing a loose white shirt tucked into brown shorts, as well as brown boots. The snake creatures shifts in tones of blue and purple and has branch-like antlers and a tail that also ends in branches. Pink and purple flowers and buds grow on the branches and all over the snake's body
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Melody 🎃✨ @meloteaart.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
16/30 of #pleinAirpril Nap time #pokemon #gouache #art #pokopia
A gouache painting of a cute mareep sleeping on a bush during the night inspired by Pokemon Pokopia
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 16/04/2026
I'm going to offer one boring observation about "the economy is going great and nobody can afford anything": in the last decade, every company worked out that on a long enough timeline, subscriptions will take more of your money than outright purchases.
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Denis Colombi @uneheuredepeine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
« Il y a trop d’étudiants en socio ! L’industrie manque de bras ! » nous expliquent en larmes les gens qui ont tout fait pour développer les écoles de commerce post bac à 7000€ l’année, hors parcoursup, assiduité non obligatoire, notes optionnelles, t’inquiètes c’est un bon plan.
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fuck every word @fuck.ispost.ing · 03/04/2026
fuck Emmanuel
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Olivier Tesquet @oliviertesquet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
L'affront de ce titre, quand on sait que l'antidreyfusisme est l'un des moments fondateurs de la droite nationaliste française, et que les ancêtres de L'Incorrect, magazine de "l'union des droites" proche de Marion Maréchal, étaient précisément ceux que Zola accusait.
Couverture de l'Incorrect, avec une photo de Charles Alloncle et ce titre : "Audiovisuel public, J'accuse"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 03/11/2024
Willem Dafoe strangling a scientist while Greengoblinification is in progress (Spider-Man, 2002)

"Germans when you call it a "Toilet" instead of "The poopenfarten.""
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Ebibi @ebibi.fr · 31/03/2026
PETITION CONTRE LA LOI YADAN ⬇️ Cette loi criminaliserai toute critique envers le sionnisme et donc c'est la porte ouverte à encore plus de répression pour les militant.e.s proPal qui sont déjà dans les viseurs petitions.assemblee-nationale.fr/initiatives/...
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Non à la loi Yadan - Non à la loi Yadan - Plateforme des pétitions de l’Assemblée nationale
Ce projet de loi, porté par Caroline Yadan, prétend lutter contre de nouvelles formes d'antisémitisme. Cependant, lorsque l'on lit l'exposé des motifs, on remarque un amalgame entre l'antisémitisme e...
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES
Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu
Jesus it better Tim know know him before's work drot in helllI I served my my my fou coutnry my childrry my futurey my fiverr grand grandpaI'm not porfect but Jesus thinks I'm thinks tie for
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/11/2024
I only worry about three things:
1. Everything that happened
2. everything that is happening
3. everything that will happen

A frog is next to each of the things.
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